Phrases People Say that Make You Want to Knock Them Out

[BlazerWookee]

"We don't allow our children to celebrate Christmas because it's against our religion."

 

[BlazerWookee]

Oh, and "Did you know that meat is murder?"

 

[Denny Crane]

"I don't eat anything with a face."

 

[julius]

"I don't eat anything with a face."

there goes my social life.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Git-R-Done. So Annoying

Another one has to deal with my register at work, people are like "Oh are you Open?" Nah, I'm just standing here because that's what I like to do in my free time.

 

[Dumpy]

"You speak to her. She's your mother."

 

[Denny Crane]

"I'm here from the govt. and I'm here to help."

"Driver's license and registration, please."

 

[barfo]

"You slept with my twin sister, you bastard!"

 

[GMJ]

"It's your baby."

 

[Minstrel]

"I used to like that band until they sold out and signed with a major label."

 

[drexlersdad]

crackalackin'

 

[drexlersdad]

people who don't use caps.

and yes, at times I'm a self-hating mook.

aww crap you must hate me man, feel free to put me on ignore.

 

[bodyman5001]

aww crap you must hate me man, feel free to put me on ignore.

MY FAULT, I COULDN'T USE CAPS AT WORK EASILY AS THE LEFT SHIFT BUTTON IS BROKEN. NOW IF FEEL LIKE MAKING UP FOR IT WITH THIS POST.

 

[DennisRodman]

"Excuse me sir, but would you be so kind as to knock me out?"

lol +1, it gets me every time.

 

[Nikolokolus]

"Paradigm shift", "Thinking outside of the box", "It's not you, it's me."

and for some reason my wife does this annoying thing where she says "burger" when discussing the dried mucus one might find in one's own nose.

 

[Natebishop3]

I can't stand when people say "and whatnot" after a statement, or "what have you". I swear they're just trying to sound smart.

I heard it a lot in college. It drove me nuts.

 

[MickZagger]

"peace out".

 

[Big Frame]

"Driver's license and registration, please."

My keyboard is coverd in Diet Dr. Pepper now, Thanks alot, jerk

 

[e_blazer]

"Bend over and put your hands on your knees."

 

[DaRizzle]

"I used to like that band until they sold out and signed with a major label."

But its true!!!!!!!!

 

[Dumpy]

"I don't know, maybe you were sleeping when I told you we were going to go out with my friends tonight."

 

[Dumpy]

"I never would have drafted Jimmy Rollins. I knew he was going to suck all along."