Funny PICS Du Jour......!

[Mattingly23NY]

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[Yankeefan5545]

Cool stuff, my collection is growing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Cool stuff, my collection is growing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good deal.....

I tell ya' YF5545, one need not leave their PC, to see Comedy or Entertainment, as THIS board has all those then some.......!

 

[Yankeefan5545]

I copied that Taliban Terrorist story 59 put on here, retyped it in to big print with the punch lines on the 2nd page. Everyone I showed it to split their sides laughing. My comment was that there are some real wags on the Yankee Sports Board.

 

[yankeesince59]

I copied that Taliban Terrorist story 59 put on here, retyped it in to big print with the punch lines on the 2nd page. Everyone I showed it to split their sides laughing. My comment was that there are some real wags on the Yankee Sports Board.

...which story was that?...I've forgotten.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I copied that Taliban Terrorist story 59 put on here, retyped it in to big print with the punch lines on the 2nd page. Everyone I showed it to split their sides laughing. My comment was that there are some real wags on the Yankee Sports Board.

I am not sure I read the Taliban story...?

 

[Rick2583]

Good stuff Rob, maybe no soup for you but, I give LIKE for you.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

The story of the Taliban Terrorist running through the desert very thirsty and running into a Jewish Man selling ties. If needed I can retype the whole thing on this board.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

The story of the Taliban Terrorist running through the desert very thirsty and running into a Jewish Man selling ties. If needed I can retype the whole thing on this board.

Hmmm, I'm losing too many memory brain cells, "picked a fine day to quit drinking"........cuz I can't recall the story......

BTW- Here's a real gut Pic, of a working K9 at His Law Enforcement Handler's Funeral. Who ever knew K9's don't grieve at this level, or don't know what "til life do us part means"......

No joke, this was taken at an actual fallen Urban Soldier's Funeral, a few years ago:

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Ah hell her it is:

A fleeing Taliban Terrorist desperate for water was plodding through the Afgahn Desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water he hurried to the mirage only to find a frail, small, old Jewish Man standing at a makeshift rack selling ties.. The terrorist asked "Have you any water. The Jewish man answered "Would you like to buy a tie?" The Taliban shouted back, "idiot infidel" I do not need such an overpriced western adornment, I spit on your ties, I need water" The Jewish man said "sorry, I have none, would you like to buy a tie?" The Taliban replied "pahh, a curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and strangle you, but I must conserve energy to find water.

Okay the little Jewish Man said. It does not matter that you do not wish to purchase a tie, that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I'll show you that I'm bigger than you. Continue over the hill due east for two miles. You'll then find a restaurant with fine food and all the water you can drink, go in peace. Once more cursing the Jewish man the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he'd crawled back almost dead and said:




They wouldn't let me in without a tie.

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Hmmm, I'm losing too many memory brain cells, "picked a fine day to quit drinking"........cuz I can't recall the story......

BTW- Here's a real gut Pic, of a working K9 at His Law Enforcement Handler's Funeral. Who ever knew K9's don't grieve at this level, or don't know what "til life do us part means"......

No joke, this was taken at an actual fallen Urban Soldier's Funeral, a few years ago:
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Yep, have seen that behavior from dogs to owners, law enforcement, and military. Bonds between dog and human in those cases are unshakeable. They are always there for their human counterpart.

 

[yankeesince59]

The story of the Taliban Terrorist running through the desert very thirsty and running into a Jewish Man selling ties. If needed I can retype the whole thing on this board.

...lol...OK, I remember now.


A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding

through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!”

"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."

"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has
the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need... Go In Peace."

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped...


" They won't let me in without a tie!"

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Ah hell her it is:

A fleeing Taliban Terrorist desperate for water was plodding through the Afgahn Desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water he hurried to the mirage only to find a frail, small, old Jewish Man standing at a makeshift rack selling ties.. The terrorist asked "Have you any water. The Jewish man answered "Would you like to buy a tie?" The Taliban shouted back, "idiot infidel" I do not need such an overpriced western adornment, I spit on your ties, I need water" The Jewish man said "sorry, I have none, would you like to buy a tie?" The Taliban replied "pahh, a curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and strangle you, but I must conserve energy to find water.

Okay the little Jewish Man said. It does not matter that you do not wish to purchase a tie, that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I'll show you that I'm bigger than you. Continue over the hill due east for two miles. You'll then find a restaurant with fine food and all the water you can drink, go in peace. Once more cursing the Jewish man the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he'd crawled back almost dead and said:




They wouldn't let me in without a tie.

...lol...OK, I remember now.


A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding

through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!”

"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."

"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has
the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need... Go In Peace."

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped...


" They won't let me in without a tie!"

bwaaahaaaaahaaaa, my guts are splitting......I totally forgot this joke, Priceless.....!!!