Place to stay in Portland

[JfizzleBlazer]

Fuck Nature, bro. Give me dirty city life.

You can have it. Crabs and all.

 

[riverman]

Since when did you become a doctor?

same time as this guy

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

The newly finished AC:

 

[riverman]

Fuck Nature, bro. Give me dirty city life.

cockroaches aren't for everybody

 

[Dougnsalem]

AND THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT IN THE BURBS GRADUATED FROM THE CULINARY INSTITUTE OF TUSCANY

It wasn't McDonald's???

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It wasn't McDonald's???

Look it up bro!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Look it up bro!

Lmao. Ok, close. Well.....

 

[illmatic99]

He bought his title.

Too bad he can't do that with basketball. God knows, he's tried.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Are those residual checks dried up already?

 

[Mediocre Man]

HCP should step up. It's the one guy in the forum that would say no to Mrs HCP.

 

[Eastoff]

HCP should step up. It's the one guy in the forum that would say no to Mrs HCP.

There's more than one.

 

[Jon]

I won't bother offering....View attachment 13801

looks like you are DROWNING in pussy....

 

[Orion Bailey]

Id totally offer up our guest room downstairs but we have two cats. They stay upstairs, but that might not work either way for you. I am right where 205 meets 84. Or close enough. Close to the max stop.

Just tossing that out there if you run out of options.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Just tossing that out there if you run out of options.

Dog Whistle

 

[Orion Bailey]

Dog Whistle

Hey now, play nice. Im trying to do King a solid.

 

[KingSpeed]

Are those residual checks dried up already?

Not yet. Still making money but want to stay on budget,

 

[The Professional Fan]

Hey now, play nice. Im trying to do King a solid.

LOL

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey @KingSpeed I found you a ride home!

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/all-gone-to-look-for-america.312506/

 

[Dougnsalem]

Hey now, play nice. Im trying to do King a solid.

Yeah, sure. We know. You just want his autograph...

 

[Orion Bailey]

Yeah, sure. We know. You just want his autograph...

Well, If he were to stay at my place I would go buy the first season of Bones on DVD and have him sign it.
Seriously.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, If he were to stay at my place I would go buy the first season of Bones on DVD and have him sign it.
Seriously.

Just bring up Bones on Netflix and have him sign your TV screen.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Just bring up Bones on Netflix and have him sign your TV screen.

Why stop there? Make him run around your house for an hour, signing everything in sight. Vases, cat dishes, Butters jersey....

 

[Orion Bailey]

Why stop there? Make him run around your house for an hour, signing everything in sight. Vases, cat dishes, Butters jersey....

You guys are weak. I already have an appointment with a skinner to have all the meat from my right arm removed from the Elbow down. And this is where I shall have him autograph. LITERALLY on my Bones!!!!

 

[BrianFromWA]

Id totally offer up our guest room downstairs but we have two cats. They stay upstairs, but that might not work either way for you. I am right where 205 meets 84. Or close enough. Close to the max stop.

Just tossing that out there if you run out of options.

do they still call that Gateway?

 

[Strenuus]

do they still call that Gateway?

No, that's Weed, California.

oh man... I hope someone gets this.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You guys are weak. I already have an appointment with a skinner to have all the meat from my right arm removed from the Elbow down. And this is where I shall have him autograph. LITERALLY on my Bones!!!!

We know you really want a Bones tramp stamp.

 

[KingSpeed]

Id totally offer up our guest room downstairs but we have two cats. They stay upstairs, but that might not work either way for you. I am right where 205 meets 84. Or close enough. Close to the max stop.

Just tossing that out there if you run out of options.

Thanks OB. I just can't be around cats though.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

We know you really want a Bones tramp stamp.

That would become his bullseye

 

[kjironman1]

One guest room, two cats, one very big dog, two birds (only one talks), and fish.
In the Couve.....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hey now, play nice. Im trying to do King a solid.

Always wondered where that saying originated. Solid..... I get it now.