Police Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire

[jlprk]

Women fap far more than men...

...but are afraid of scary clowns.

 

[Chris Craig]

Masturbation is ok!

 

[dviss1]

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Masturbation is ok!

His beard!

 

[Sedatedfork]

It's satire and a fake story

Why a dolphin? WTF is wrong with these people?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's satire and a fake story

Nooooooooooooo! Don't ruin it!

 

[Chris Craig]

His beard!

It's actually one of those optical illusions. Stare at it long enough and jonah hill pops out

 

[crandc]

Well, I do know some Christian, in quotes, organizations and churches have anti-masturbation messages. Some years ago a friend found an article by a Mormon elder called Steps in Overcoming Masturbation (commenting that over-coming was not usually his problem!), addressed entirely to young men, BTW. Maybe like Queen Victoria he thought "ladies would not do such a thing"? Advice like tying your hands to the bedpost at night.

A few years later I saw the author's death notice. It did not say from what....

I mean if there is one activity that carries no risk of disease, pregnancy, or hurting another person, it's masturbation. Why it freaks these idiots out is beyond me.

 

[Chris Craig]

Well, I do know some Christian, in quotes, organizations and churches have anti-masturbation messages. Some years ago a friend found an article by a Mormon elder called Steps in Overcoming Masturbation (commenting that over-coming was not usually his problem!), addressed entirely to young men, BTW. Maybe like Queen Victoria he thought "ladies would not do such a thing"? Advice like tying your hands to the bedpost at night.

A few years later I saw the author's death notice. It did not say from what....

I mean if there is one activity that carries no risk of disease, pregnancy, or hurting another person, it's masturbation. Why it freaks these idiots out is beyond me.

Masturbation, if not excessively used, is actually a healthy activity, that reduces stress...it can actually add years to your life

 

[crandc]

Agree, Chris.

 

[jlprk]

Western religions (Christianity, Mohammedism, Judaism) hate pleasure and love war. Eastern religions (Buddhism, etc.) are liberal about sex. Notice that China is quickly taking over the world's economic system without resorting to war.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[barfo]

Fappy returns! Long live Fappy!

barfo

 

[MARIS61]

Western religions (Christianity, Mohammedism, Judaism) hate pleasure and love war. Eastern religions (Buddhism, etc.) are liberal about sex. Notice that China is quickly taking over the world's economic system without resorting to war.

Overpopulation and emigration is the most heinous form of war.

 

[barfo]

Overpopulation and emigration is the most heinous form of war.

Masturbation is, therefore, an act of Peace!

Jared Kushner is trying to get the Jews and Arabs to masturbate together. But will Fappy block his "master" plan? Stay tuned for our next episode!

barfo

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Masturbation, if not excessively used, is actually a healthy activity, that reduces stress...it can actually add years to your life

Im going to live forever?

 

[stampedehero]

Hey Tom Downey >>That's the spirit!