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[SlyPokerDog]

BREAKING NEWS: President SlyPokerdog Embroiled in Humpgate Scandal

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I didn't not have humping relations with that bitch.

 

[riverman]

I didn't not have humping relations with that bitch.

So you left your brothers at home...a solo humpster

 

[Denny Crane]

Uh, no, not in the usual sense of the word. Gary Johnson's policy on pot is that it should be legal. Does that mean Gary is authoritarian?

barfo

That's no policy at all. Nice try, but uh uh.

 

[barfo]

That's no policy at all. Nice try, but uh uh.

Hmm. What do you think the word policy means?

This is one of a string of recent posts where you've decided on your own definitions for common words and phrases.

It's an interesting development.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Hmm. What do you think the word policy means?

This is one of a string of recent posts where you've decided on your own definitions for common words and phrases.

It's an interesting development.

barfo

If people have fun doing something, then the government needs a policy about it. Always punishing the fun.

Uh oh.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nton-family-foundation-profit-consultant.html

 

[barfo]

If people have fun doing something, then the government needs a policy about it. Always punishing the fun.

Ok, that's an even weirder definition than I thought you were using. Have you been smoking a little Johnson?

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Ok, that's an even weirder definition than I thought you were using. Have you been smoking a little Johnson?

barfo

What's a policy about you staying up past your bed time?

No policy at all.

 

[blue32]

It's too bad Donald can't deduct that $100 million he claims he is going to spend on the election from his personal stash, unless there is a loophole...which I'm sure there probably is....otherwise, what a painful loss...

Or maybe he'll just file another bankruptsy

Are you seriously complaining about Trump using his own personal money to fund a campaign? Literally you have Hillary accepting Wall Street money from her puppetmasters to do their bidding and you're over here bitching about someone using personal coin?

Just wow. Hillary is that you!?

 

[Chris Craig]

Are you seriously complaining about Trump using his own personal money to fund a campaign? Literally you have Hillary accepting Wall Street money from her puppetmasters to do their bidding and you're over here bitching about someone using personal coin?

Just wow. Hillary is that you!?

I'm not complaining at all

 

[blue32]

I'm not complaining at all

Complaining, bitching, making fun, whatever.

Literally the only one that isn't a puppet in a long time to get this far. It's rather impressive.

 

[barfo]

Literally the only one that isn't a puppet in a long time to get this far. It's rather impressive.

No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.

barfo

 

[blue32]

No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.

barfo

HEY, I got something you can pull on Barfo

 

[jlprk]

I'll make a meaningless vote, either writing in Bernie, or a protest vote for Trump.

WARNING. I just read this. Your write-in vote will be ignored.
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The names of write-in candidates often end up being lumped into a single category, unless a write-in hopeful has alerted state election officials or has filled out needed paperwork ahead of time to ensure their ballots are tabulated separately.

In Massachusetts and 33 other states, write-in presidential candidate must fill out paperwork before an election to ensure their ballots are tallied. In a handful of states, write-in voting for presidential candidates is simply not allowed. The remaining states do not require presidential write-in candidates to file special paperwork before the election...

Oregon is typical for the way some states handle write-in ballots. The write-in votes will be tallied together, unless the total number of write-in votes equals or exceeds the largest number of votes cast for a candidate printed on the ballot for the same office. In that case, the state will tally the number of votes for each write-in candidate.
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http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/10/31/us/politics/ap-us-campaign-2016-write-in-votes.html?_r=0

 

[blue32]

Any of you Hillary voters going to change your vote now that more corruption has been displayed?

 

[KingSpeed]

Conservative? I view this forum just as I view Multnomah County. Far left. I can name a couple in here that are conservative. Marazul and it appears maybe Blue 32. But don't confuse Donald Trumps support in here as support from conservatives. His record is one of being far left. That has a lot attraction in a forum. As a matter of fact, the bashing the man gets from plenty of liberals makes no sense. Removing June 2015 to now, All they have to do is look at his record, and 80% of them, 80% of the time would agree and support his past actions.

Trump doesn't have a record. He's never held any political office.

 

[KingSpeed]

Any of you Hillary voters going to change your vote now that more corruption has been displayed?

What more corruption?

 

[riverman]

Any of you Hillary voters going to change your vote now that more corruption has been displayed?

It's illegal to change your vote period....to be a Hillary voter means you voted for Hillary...just sayin'

 

[riverman]

WARNING. I just read this. Your write-in vote will be ignored.
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The names of write-in candidates often end up being lumped into a single category, unless a write-in hopeful has alerted state election officials or has filled out needed paperwork ahead of time to ensure their ballots are tabulated separately.

In Massachusetts and 33 other states, write-in presidential candidate must fill out paperwork before an election to ensure their ballots are tallied. In a handful of states, write-in voting for presidential candidates is simply not allowed. The remaining states do not require presidential write-in candidates to file special paperwork before the election...

Oregon is typical for the way some states handle write-in ballots. The write-in votes will be tallied together, unless the total number of write-in votes equals or exceeds the largest number of votes cast for a candidate printed on the ballot for the same office. In that case, the state will tally the number of votes for each write-in candidate.
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http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/10/31/us/politics/ap-us-campaign-2016-write-in-votes.html?_r=0

They ignored yours probably because Disney corporation is really, really protective of their characters and you didn't ask permission for the Goofy write in

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Denny Crane]

If this happens, it goes to the House of Representatives to choose.

And they can pick ANYONE besides these two godawful people.

 

[Rhal]

Any of you Hillary voters going to change your vote now that more corruption has been displayed?

Corruption is politics Hillarys got that. Corruption and shady business practices, trumps hand in hand with Sterling.

 

[Shaboid]

Please god let this happen.

 

[blue32]

What more corruption?

As a gay man I would hope that you would do what's right and vote for someone (Anyone) that doesn't take blood money from the Middle East to further their glamorous lifestyle. People who refuse to call radical Islamic terrorism what it is, specially after they assassinated your fellow LGBT folk at Pulse. Hillary has flipped so many times on gay marriage she probably is burnt to a crisp on both sides now.

 

[blue32]

Corruption is politics Hillarys got that. Corruption and shady business practices, trumps hand in hand with Sterling.

One thing is proven, the others are not. The best part about it is that she has one set of laws for her, and one for you. Hopefully she'll never step foot in politics again after this.

 

[barfo]

Highly implausible map. NH blue and ME red? If they split they split the other direction.

barfo

 

[Shaboid]

Highly implausible map. NH blue and ME red? If they split they split the other direction.

barfo

Yeah, wasn't really looking at the plausibility of the map. I was talking more about having the result of both candidates not hitting 270.

 

[barfo]

Yeah, wasn't really looking at the plausibility of the map. I was talking more about having the result of both candidates not hitting 270.

Slightly more plausible is McMuffin winning Utah, and that gives a few more paths to neither Trump nor Clinton reaching 270.

But in reality, the House isn't going to get the opportunity to decide the election.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

10 for the criminal.
36 for anyone else.

That about sums it up.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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10 for the criminal.
36 for anyone else.

That about sums it up.

Breaking News, internet forum comprised of mostly old grumpy white dudes don't pick Hillary for president.

 

[e_blazer]

Let's be honest. If this board elected the president, the winner would look something like: