Portland gets a new sports team, The Cherry Bombs!

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An odd choice for a name, especially for women's sports. It's either rather suggestive and sexual or referencing bombs in Portland's and the world's climate is a weird thing to do... unexpected.

Watch out for those women with exploding cherries; they'll get ya!!!
 
Wait...a second "pro" Womens soccer league?
 
If Portland got an NHL team, I'd see no reason to keep the Winterhawks here.

A female hockey team here could be called:

The Cold Shoulders
The Portland Perks
The Beaver Bombs
Lipstick Looters
The Puckers
Vegan Frost
Vagitarians
Vanilla Starfish
The Icy Stare
Frozen Furries
Frigid Baristas
Witch's Tits

Please rank and rate and review my suggestions!!!
 

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