Portland Traiblazer Urban Legends

[SlyPokerDog]

Lillard was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

 

[BBert]

Lillard was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

Couldn't be. Too inconsistent.

/Tunchi

 

[Natebishop3]

Couldn't be. Too inconsistent.

/Tunchi

Feast or famine.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Except that one was true. I was there, peaking through the blinds.

"Peaking," lol...

 

[Natebishop3]

"Peaking," lol...

"lol," lol... lol

 

[andalusian]

Winner winner, Travis Diener

 

[Chris Craig]

Lamarcus has a vagina

That one is actually true

 

[Chris Craig]

Lillard was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

I thought it was Odens knee

 

[Chris Craig]

Bob Whisitt traded his mother

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sabonis hated Drexler and vice versa which is why they never played together.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Petrovic was traded in part because he and Sabonis had a long-standing feud.

 

[Natebishop3]

Brandon Roy had to retire because Sabonis had his Russian mob connections break his knee caps.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Which Blazer did I have sex with?

Birdman Andersen?

 

[Duckhook]

Darius Miles would down 6 Krispy Kreme donuts at the donut shop before he took 2 dozen home up the hill to his home on Mt. Scott... It's true

 

[Strenuus]

Darius Miles would down 6 Krispy Kreme donuts at the donut shop before he took 2 dozen home up the hill to his home on Mt. Scott... It's true

Was Raymond Felton in the Witness Protection Program?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Darius Miles came into practice reeking like Vodka.

 

[Strenuus]

Lamarcus completed a sentence without saying "y'know".

 

[Natebishop3]

Darius Miles would down 6 Krispy Kreme donuts at the donut shop before he took 2 dozen home up the hill to his home on Mt. Scott... It's true

This is a lie!

We didn't have Krispy Kreme when Miles was here

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Mo Cheeks was about to get fired but he saved the National Anthem and that bought him extra time as head coach.

 

[ripcityboy]

Birdman Andersen?

At least we know he provides good "help D."

 

[Duckhook]

Heck yeah Portland had Krispy Kreme. 2004/2005 - corner of Otty and 82nd. He lived up the hill in Detlef Shrempf's old house off Idleman. He lived there up until he came out of retirement and screwed with Portland's salary cap...

 

[Boob-No-More]

Taureen Green is going to get us 3 wins!

BNM

 

[julius]

Was Raymond Felton in the Witness Protection Program?

I think Felton was in the Fitness Protection Program.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I think Felton was in the Fitness Protection Program.

I about spit shit all over my screen man!!!!!

 

[Chris Craig]

Felton only weighed 150 LBS, his fat out of shapeness was just an illusion.

 

[Shaboid]

The bald spot on Rasheed Wallace's fro was actually from an alien beaming down skills to make him better.

My opinion: Without the aliens, he's better than LA.

 

[MarAzul]

Which Blazer did I have sex with?

Geez! Who the heck wants to know!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I miss Meyers Leonard.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Dame has had sex on every display mattress at Standard TV & Appliance.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think I actually made this one up back in the day:

Shaquille O'Neal has a no-trade clause in his contract for every team EXCEPT the Portland Trailblazers.