Post Your Lines

[Iggy]

Lately I've been in the mood to write lines. And I know Freestyle Battles are banned but I thought I'd make a thread where you can post some lines that you think of. So basically post lines that you think of here.

Here's some shiz that I thought of this morning on the bus:

i leave bitches more nervous than when they on their first date..
have them makin more desperate wishes.. than 11:11 on they birthday
i'm like mad cow disease... im so sick if you really want beef
cause my rhymes is tighter than a pair of xtra small briefs...
my flows is like milk from a cow.. i turn it smooth like butter...
while yours is a clutter ... its UTTERly impossible for you not to stutter

 

[bbwSwish]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">i'm like mad cow disease... im so sick if you really want beef</div>

That was nasty.

 

[B.e.]

Cool idea...but maybe we can do keystyle (no battle) instead. It's a lot less corny and it'd just be for fun. Kinda like a cipher type thing...just typing though.

 

[Iggy]

Yeah this thread is basically for any keystyling you want to do, but no battles since we can't. But yeah basically post anything you got.

 

[ChicagoSportsFan]

LOL I like that phrase "Keystyle"



sitting here off the brain on Jay Bee Bee
typing more conspiracies then the Kay Gee Bee
pitter patter on these keys cause i never soldem
If the crowd is full of whites call me the token
quick with deliveries because im well spoken
Kinda like Fed ex leavin rappers broken



Thats it im a bit rusty havent flowed in 2 years

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">michiganave17 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Kinda like Fed ex leavin rappers broken</div>
lol, I like this.

 

[umair]

Still ballin' ever since the game got banned
I am a baller, its a fact, you just have to understand
Rockets went down losing to Jazz in a heartbreaker
Tmac didn't do his job, he was just a bad decision maker
We'll be back next year to get out of first round
Yao and Tmac, we are clutchcity, thats what it's all about
Hit me on the three pointer, find me at the wing
I am not a KeyStyle Pro, cuz I am the "Keystyle King!"

 

[Mr. J]

^You've gotten better, but since you misspelled "Clutch City" so now it's prnounced 'Clutch sh!tty'.

 

[umair]

^Atleast we made the playoffs.

You misspelled pronounced. Scrape yourself.

 

[Mr. J]

I was pwned.

 

[Iggy]

a couple more freestyle lines, more disses though.

battles are banned yet my flow is still fine..
can't diss anyone directly but i guess i'll spit a couple of lines
rappers here think they're kings of rhymes... yet they still can't bend this
i'll put more caps to crowns than your local dentist..
i'm one of the best yet i'm still strivin'
and some of ya'll couldn't spit fly if your saliva was sky diving
my swaggers like a paycheck; its money in the banks
but ya'll could smoke a couple of numbers and still couldn't get high on the ranks
so now everyones on my back... but if they want beef i'll smack it
my styles like a winter sale.. everybody wanna jacket (jack it)

.... sorry Umair, I just had to diss you for saying you were the keystyle king.

 

[AKIRA]

my rhymes havent been seen yet
cos im like a super jet
so when i fly right by you, you wont even notice it
my rhyming speed is like allen iverson
and sticks to you like the webs of spiderman
this is my first time trying to rhyme
and im probly crap, and wasting your time
your sayin why is akira trying to "keystyle"
but if you read carefully and sit there for a while
you'll realise that its all just a joke
that im the rookie in the game yet im still leaving you broke
ive got some cows if you want beef
cos i live on a farm and ive got funny teeth
my rhymes arent good and im not gangsta
but your all ugly and everyone hates ya
you smell like a pile of rotten chicken
while i am fresh and "finger-licken"
you cant touch my keyboard flow
cos your mummy said its bed time so its time for you to go


im not actually serious about this, ive never tried it before so i thought id have a go. its pretty fun actually, even though im really bad. i wish rappers would be funny and witty again like back in the day, now its all guns and bitches and beef.

 

[umair]

Been listening to Pimp C, so had to add my favorite line:

fresh out the game, this boy still go hard
I am not sandman, just a little dude running that point guard
Time to get rid of the beef like vegetarians
what the hell are these people talking about they are friggin canadians
reckin my hometown with the best of rappers, you know its htown
im not Pimp C, but I sure be Knockin' Doorz Down
These boys here think they as good as me, but im the best
you can find me on myspace, all you have to do is gimme a request
Once and for all, the name is "Key Style King", you betta get it straight
add me in yo top 24 or maybe in the top 8
I am young freshmen, still a play pulling dem ladiez
you can find me on the bball court stomping in my McGrady's...

 

[Hunter]

<font color=""Blue"">While this "Post Your Lines" thread is not the same as the previously banned Rap Battles threads, I am still going to close it.

Frankly put, this type of posting violates the JBB Guidelines with regard use of profanity. In addition, as has already been demonstrated by posts in this thread, "disses" are starting to be thrown around. I just see this thread spirally out of control in the future and the limits on what is allowed/not just keep getting pushed further and further as this thread is open.

As a result, I am closing this thread. If you wish to "post your lines" or "battle" please go to a site that is dedicated for that stuff. JustBBall is not here for that purpose.</font>