Pranks

[Something-To-Say]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Apr 2 2007, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I didn't pull a prank this year, but I recall my greatest prank ever from 8th grade:I told two of my aunts that I'm gay and they believed me. They kept looking at eachother awkwardly and then one of them asked, "Do your parents know?" I said, "No... But please don't tell them." Then I told them that one of my friends who they always saw me playing basketball with made me gay. They both started saying, "But, Omar, being gay is so... Umm... Not good, you know? It's unholy. It's against our religion." Etc. etc. etc. It went on for a good 30 minutes before I said, "I also f*cked your son this morning... It's April Fools." They couldn't stop laughing after that.</span></div>I don't know which is funnier, you admitting you're gay to someone, or that your name is Omar.

 

[STAT]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Apr 2 2007, 04:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Haha the other day I went into the living room and was like guys guys I broke my leg naw just kidding.It was awesome.</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

[Becar]

I have currently been dating someone for about a month and a half. I broke up with my previous girlfriend about a month before this one.At 2 am on april 1st, I was extremely intoxicated at a bar and recieved a text message from my ex saying "Im pregnant". Not only that, but I called her and talked to her about it for about a half an hour about what we were going to do. Got off the phone and about a half hour later I got a text that said "April Fools!". I will hate her forever..............................but I gotta give her credit. It was good.

 

[Something-To-Say]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Becar @ Apr 4 2007, 11:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I was extremely intoxicated at a bar</div>WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SAY 'I WAS DRUNK' WHEN THEY SCREW UP OR ACT STUPID? WHY GOD, WHY?

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 4 2007, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SAY 'I WAS DRUNK' WHEN THEY SCREW UP OR ACT STUPID? WHY GOD, WHY?</div>They have an excuse when they act gay. Jealous, huh?

 

[Something-To-Say]

I just find it intriguing that it's ALWAYS the SAME excuse.

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 5 2007, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I just find it intriguing that it's ALWAYS the SAME excuse.</div>No, it's not. It just seems to be to you, what with you being a prissy and all. Being drunk impairs your thinking. It's a perfectly logical thing. You act like it's some kind of fairytale or something.

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I act like everything is some kind of fairy tale or something.</span>

 

[Opal]

I was talking with LightsOut about his neighbor and I thought of a good prank he could do.He would have to somehow get a hold of one of their garage door openers though which might make this hard to do. Anyways, from his room he could open their garage door at random times in the night haha. I think it would be pretty funny to watch them go out half asleep and then if they were in the driveway try shutting it on them.

 

[the_pestilence]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Mar 26 2007, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>With April Fools day coming up, I figured we could share some of our best pranks in here.One time me and my girlfriend Melanie stayed the night at my sisters house. We had to wake up at 8 so she could go with me to the gym to watch me play basketball. Anyways, I woke her up around 3 AM and had all my ball clothes on, I set the clocks to 7:30 AM. I was like come on get out of bed it's time to go. I made her wake up, she got showered, got dressed, put all her makeup on, and do everything else to get ready to go. Then I was like, "No, I'm just kidding, it's only 3 AM lol. She was soooo mad

</div>I was going to do this to my parents on april fools but then I realized that it would mean waking up at 3 AM, when I usually don't wake up until noon on a weekend or 8 on a school day