Predict The Civil Bore Score

[Targus]

Disclaimer: stolen material. I'm not feeling like this Duck team deserves my creativity. They can choke on my refurbished goods...

Rose Bowl is a bore, we get dominated by a .500, we want Bama Ducks: 13
No running attack, Mannion three-pick, joke of a defense Beavs: 12
National Interest: 0

The real question is if golly-gee Riley will cross and uncross his arms more than Uncle nice-guy Mark will adjust his headset.

My money is on Uncle Mark. He can't leave his headset alone.

 

[Targus]

Oh, it will also be fun to count the penalties. Anyone bored with these underwhelming teams should play the drinking game...anytime there is a penalty, you drink. Anytime there is a dropped pass or missed tackle, you drink. Anytime either coach is shown looking like a deer in headlights, you drink.

Good luck making it out of the first quarter.

 

[tlongII]

Ducks 38
Beavs 6

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ducks - 147
Beavers - 3

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Ducks - 147
Beavers - 3

I think you misunderstood the question. It's predicting the civil war score, not listing how many times you've had sex with the mascots

 

[oldmangrouch]

Beavs 30
Ducks 17

 

[PapaG]

If the Ducks win, it's another 10-win season. Please tell me that Oregon fans aren't so spoiled that a 10-win season is considered a failure.

 

[Targus]

Are you here again trying to tell other fans how they should think and feel? Dude. Most of us grew out of that back in junior high.

The disappointment is the same one the players felt after losing to Stanford, then dropping out of the top 10 and missing a BCS game for the first time in year via a curbstomp from an average team. The wonderful thing about being a fan (take note) is that I get to celebrate the success and question losses - for which we have now lost two out of three games while fielding one of the most talented Duck groups ever.

 

[Quack U!]

Ducks 74
Beaver 14


There's a shit load of built up hostility and effort that needs to come this week!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Ducks 0
Beavs 0

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Ducks -17

Beavers -25

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Ducks -17

Beavers -25

Wow. Homer does indeed love koolaid.

 

[Targus]

Oregonian Staff Predictions:
Quick prediction: Oregon 69, Oregon State 2

Letourneau prediction: Oregon 45, Oregon State 14

 

[Sinobas]

I've never been so unexcited about a Ducks game. I didn't even remember it was on till just now.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I have an old sportsplay.com account that I had turned 10 cents into $7.00 a couple of years back. Just remembered about it so I bet all $7 on the Ducks to win at -23.5 points.