Forum Game Preseason Game 3 Caption Contest

[Chris Craig]

Rules: I'll post a picture. Everyone can post one caption. (Try to keep them shorter than longer) Then the ones with the most likes will be placed into a poll to select the winner.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

"Perhaps if I blow on him, it'll cool him off a bit..."

 

[riverman]

"They can't guard us!"

 

[gatorpops]

OOFf - Dam he's good!!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

OOFf - Dame he's good!!

FTFY

 

[riverman]

"Perhaps if I blow on him, it'll cool him off a bit..."

I was going to fix this one but thought it would be better not to

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I was going to fix this one but thought it would be better not to

Yes, leave my prepositions alone!

 

[Chris Craig]

Russell: "I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Dame: "My house is made of rainbows, bitch!"

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"You want to go into the shrimpin' business with me Forrest?"

 

[Eastoff]

Damn Russel, have you been eating shit for breakfast again?

 

[dviss1]

"I should be recording this!"

 

[Sedatedfork]

Russell: "After my thorough and complete examination, my professional opinion is that Damian is abso-fucking-lutely an All-Star."

 

[theprunetang]

The Lakers Blow.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Damian on a boil, so I better "Lance" him!

 

[BonesJones]

"I love to blow on opponents almost as much as I like to blow up marriages"

 

[PDXFonz]

Nothing else has been working, might as well try the Lance Stephenson defense.

 

[Dougnsalem]

• “Dame had the ball and I’m like… he better not pass it to me. It’s like an unwritten rule of the NBA. So I’m like, ‘You better not pass me this ball, what are you doing bro?”

 

[Shaboid]

"Oooooooooowa! I gotta get some of those D2 Lillard Time's!"

 

[e_blazer]

" Mase, I know he's pissed he can't guard me, but this jackass really just hock a loogey on me?"​

 

[Orion Bailey]

"Plums, ready for the rock bro?!!!"

 

[Chris Craig]

• “Dame had the ball and I’m like… he better not pass it to me. It’s like an unwritten rule of the NBA. So I’m like, ‘You better not pass me this ball, what are you doing bro?”

I could see that playing out in slow motion. Dame would be like, Maaaaassssoon, Heeeerrrreees tthhhee ball. And Plumlee would be like nnnnooooooooooo!

 

[Dougnsalem]

I could see that playing out in slow motion. Dame would be like, Maaaaassssoon, Heeeerrrreees tthhhee ball. And Plumlee would be like nnnnooooooooooo!

(I cheated- that was a Turner quote that I shortened up)

 

[Chris Craig]

(I cheated- that was a Turner quote that I shortened up)

Disqualified. Just kidding but, really try to come up with your own man...you have a hella sense of humor

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"F' the locker room, I do my talking on the court!"

 

[Dougnsalem]

Disqualified. Just kidding but, really try to come up with your own man...you have a hella sense of humor

Ha ha. Umm, yeah, it's funny to you!.......

 

[BBert]

This is what's called a blow-by.

 

[Chris Craig]

All right! I've added the poll.

 

[riverman]

All right! I've added the poll.

you missed a lot of quotes in the poll...yet I notice yours is in the mix!!!!

 

[Chris Craig]

you missed a lot of quotes in the poll...yet I notice yours is in the mix!!!!

I put the ones with the most likes...other than @theprunetang , the others including mine were tied with two. The ones I didn't put on there had one like or less....i never put them all on, just the ones with the most likes....How dare you sir!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I put the ones with the most likes...other than @theprunetang , the others including mine were tied with two. The ones I didn't put on there had one like or less....i never put them all on, just the ones with the most likes....How dare you sir!

Gotta fix mine. "Cook him off..."? Please edit.