Game Thread PRESEASON GAME# 4: BLAZERS @ KINGS - OCTOBER 9, 2017- MONDAY, 7:00 PM (PST), NBATV & NBCSNW

[ripcityboy]

Cooley looks like he’s a giant robot piloted by a tiny alien.

Very clever. That.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cooley looks like he’s a giant robot piloted by a tiny alien.

So he's tickling the robot from the inside?

I'm not sure how I'm suppose to feel about that.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

So he's tickling the robot from the inside?

I'm not sure how I'm suppose to feel about that.

It’s so trans... the alien is a girl.

 

[ripcityboy]

Yeah and that was accidental.

 

[The Professional Fan]

That was so intentional fuck that guy. Nurk is going to kill him in his sleep

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Not a lot of effort tonight, just enough to hold a bad team at bay... I actually like that. It’s a marathon not a sprint.

 

[LuckyShot]

Ouch. I wouldn't call that a flagrant though.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Just caught up... Cooley must burn

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It’s so trans... the alien is a girl.

How dare you assume that alien's gender!

Am I doing that right?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

How dare you assume that alien's gender!

Am I doing that right?

 

[BonesJones]

Cooleys a punk.

 

[BigGameDamian]

If Nurk wats this Blazers team to be a bad boy team he can't back down. Doesn't look much like a bad boy team to me.

 

[BigGameDamian]

If Nurk wats this Blazers team to be a bad boy team he can't back down. Doesn't look much like a bad boy team to me.

 

[BonesJones]

Someone needs to let these rookies know to not be pulling some of this shit they're pulling.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Ouch. I wouldn't call that a flagrant though.

I think the NBA is trying to limit that kind of stuff, b/c if Nurk doesn't have a mask there and someone channels Karl Malone, there are some broken faces happening. And broken faces in retaliation.

 

[ripcityboy]

Shoot.... No you shoot.... Must find somebody with high shooting percentage!

 

[BigGameDamian]

Bill Laimbeer and Rasheed would have gone right after this Cooler dude.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

CJ smoking fools

 

[BlazerCaravan]

DAMIAN LILLARD HOW DARE YOU?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bill Laimbeer and Rasheed would have gone right after this Cooler dude.

Yes and Rasheed would have been ejected from the game.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I like these commentators a hell of a lot better than our Clown Duo. Very low-key.

 

[ripcityboy]

Cooley looks like a guy who would have tried to beat up Robert Mitchum in a Noir Dectective Flick. Only to be slapped several times with his own gun.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Cooley looks like a guy who would have tried to beat up Robert Mitchum in a Noir Dectective Flick. Only to be slapped several times with his own gun.

If you shaved his head, he'd look like Private Pyle. And he's probably about as smart as him too.

 

[Trackjack]

Positive note we held to 43 points and our bench has 15 points at half. Our defense look good. Neg. 11 turnover in the half.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Cooley looks like the Kings signed him off of a lost WWF match teamed with Dusty Wolfe against Big John Studd and Koko B. Ware.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Positive note we held to 43 points and our bench has 15 points at half. Our defense look good. Neg. 11 turnover in the half.

Our FT shooting fucking sucks though. And NOTHING pisses me off more than missed FTs. Might as well just throw points away.

 

[Trackjack]

Yea but it seems like there not focus at the line.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Our FT shooting fucking sucks though. And NOTHING pisses me off more than missed FTs. Might as well just throw points away.

Calm down, Schonz, it's just preseason... save the venom for when Lonzo Ball comes to town...

 

[Scalma]

Year two (or is it three?) of me openly campaigning against CJ at point guard.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Serious question though. How bad boy can you get in today's NBA?