Forum Game Preseason Game #5 VS Nuggets Caption Contest

[Chris Craig]

Rules: I will post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will be put in a poll to vote the winner.

 

[Sedatedfork]

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Super Dame!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"All-star this, motherfucker!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

Nuggets player #1 "He is a flying, is he an angel?"
Nugget player #2 " Nah man, Barton told me he was a God"

Aminu "Damn!! I knew Dame was a God, but he has a nice ass too????"

 

[Chris Craig]

Damian Lillard auditions for the role of Peter Pan

 

[Dougnsalem]

THIS gentlemen, is what my statue outside the Rose Garden is gonna look like....

 

[riverman]

And the crowd hushes as he tries the incredibly difficult triple lutz following the triple axle!!! HE"S DONE IT AGAIN!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

"First watch me levitate, then watch me make this ball disappear into that hoop!"

 

[ripcityboy]

Denver Player #1: I don't remember Dame having that much lift?

Denver Player #2: Damn Colorado Air Density!

 

[dviss1]

Aminu: "I'mma just get back on D y'all..."

 

[Strenuus]

"I bet this ball goes through the hoop in less than .9. Any takers? Houston?"

 

[jlprk]

"Butler Rents! Colorado's most complete party Rental."

http://www.butlerrents.com/

 

[Eastoff]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

 

[Sinobas]

Rules: I will post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will be put in a poll to vote the winner.

Damian, can I please touch your peepee?

Heeeeelllllll nooooo!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

*Damian sings to himself;

" I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky......

 

[e_blazer]

"What, you've never heard anyone make the Tarzan yell while shooting a layup before?"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Licktey Brindle Up The Middle!"

- Bill Schonely

 

[Chris Craig]

Poll is up. @riverman @Eastoff @Orion Bailey your captions were all to long to fit in the polls....i did what I could...it only allows so many characters before it won't let me put anymore in. Not sure if @SlyPokerDog or @Denny Crane can fix that?

Anyways I would advise for those voting to read the captions in full in the thread before voting. Next time write shorter captions please.

 

[Chris Craig]

Preseason caption contest #5 is once again a tie. @Dougnsalem and @dviss1 congrats!