Put a bird on it at Bernie Sanders rally in Portland

[VanillaGorilla]

 

[theprunetang]

I watched this earlier today and realized that I had carnal relations with one of the girls in the background. Portland is small sometimes.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I watched this earlier today and realized that I had carnal relations with one of the girls in the background. Portland is small sometimes.

 

[theprunetang]

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Haha. How did you guess?


Ps. Nice work. That made me spit my coffee.

 

[Further]

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I see the humor but she is part of the portland community and this could actually get back to her. Best to delete the pic, not worth the joke.

in my opinion

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[julius]

Donald would've swatted that sumbitchin' bird into oblivion!

Ted Cruz would've had sex with it.

Ben Carson would have stabbed it with a knife, only to have the birds beak block the blade.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Donald would've swatted that sumbitchin' bird into oblivion!

Ted Cruz would've had sex with it.

Ben Carson would have stabbed it with a knife, only to have the birds beak block the blade.

And Clinton would have deleted it from the Arena then lied about what happened to it.

 

[julius]

And Clinton would have deleted it from the Arena then lied about what happened to it.

(and then it would've been blown out of proportion)
"what bird? I did not have sexual relations with that bir....OOOOH, you're asking Hillary"

 

[theprunetang]

Donald Trump - "Get that bird out of here. Some of these birds are doing bad things. Someone should punch this bird in the face. "

 

[PDXFonz]

Donald Trump - "I say we build a wall, no a cage. Build it all around the United States and put a net on it, a net that shocks birds when they try to get through it... We'll call it The Birdcage."

 

[speeds]

The bird vote couldn't be more obvious.

 

[PDXFonz]

(and then it would've been blown out of proportion)
"what bird? I did not have sexual relations with that bir....OOOOH, you're asking Hillary"

and then Norm McDonald would walk through the doors dressed as Col. Sanders, offering all the supporters free chicken.

 

[Further]

I dug a hole, and barfed on the beach,

I dug a hole, and barfed on the beach,

I dug a hole, and barfed on the beach,

 

[PDXFonz]

The bird vote couldn't be more obvious.

Donald Trump with one of the primary symbols of our freedom chained up.

 

[julius]

Donald Trump - "Get that bird out of here. Some of these birds are doing bad things. Someone should punch this bird in the face. "

"I will gladly play your doctors bills, if you get the bird flu. There isn't a better candidate in the field, than I am, when it comes to knowing about birds. Check out these hands, my cock is huge"

 

[oldfisherman]

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot a bird, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible."

 

[julius]

"that bird is a total low energy bird. it's no wonder the cat caught it and ate it. I'm totally OK with that cat finding that birds nest and eating its babies and spouse. We have to make America bird shit free again"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[blue32]

fuck bern

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I heard it was an anti-semitic bird. It kept calling him cheep.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

So Bernie at the event called oregon......

Ore-gone

I fucking hate it when people say that. Get it right fuckers.

 

[dviss1]

That's awesome.

 

[dviss1]

fuck bern

You'll be saying that for 8 years.

 

[blue32]

You'll be saying that for 8 years.

Heh. If you're right, I will because, I work hard and will have to pay for your shit. Relish in the fact that you'll be relying on other people to do shit you should be responsible for yourself, like getting free college for someone.

 

[dviss1]

Heh. If you're right, I will because, I work hard and will have to pay for your shit. Relish in the fact that you'll be relying on other people to do shit you should be responsible for yourself, like getting free college for someone.

I'm not sure of your salary but something tells me you don't make more money than me so WTF are you talking about?

2nd you don't seem to have a clue of Bernie's policies.

And don't stay stupid shit like free college because he is never said free college. He said tuition-free College. He also said how is going to pay for it. And I am most certain that your taxes will not be raised because of it.

He's talked about paying for college with a STET tax on Wall Street.

Do you even know what that is without Googling it?

 

[dviss1]

Heh. If you're right, I will because, I work hard and will have to pay for your shit. Relish in the fact that you'll be relying on other people to do shit you should be responsible for yourself, like getting free college for someone.

This is an utterly clueless post. Do you make over $100,800 per year? If you don't then your taxes won't be raised to pay for Social Security expansion either.

Get a friggin' clue...

 

[dviss1]

Heh. If you're right, I will because, I work hard and will have to pay for your shit. Relish in the fact that you'll be relying on other people to do shit you should be responsible for yourself, like getting free college for someone.

Your keyboard must be on fire with the Googling of what a STET tax is.

 

[dviss1]

Heh. If you're right, I will because, I work hard and will have to pay for your shit. Relish in the fact that you'll be relying on other people to do shit you should be responsible for yourself, like getting free college for someone.

And you won't have to pay for one friggin thing for me. I will be paying. Like I said you've swallowed the right-wing Kool-Aid with regard to Bernie's policies instead of doing some actual research. Most of your posts come off this way.

 

[blue32]

Holy shit, you're triggered. Typical DVISS response. Insult people, nice job.

FYI. I do make more than 108k a year, and by all accounts of reviews of Bernies tax plan online (CBS News, etc) my wife and I will be paying roughly 800 more a month in taxes, to support below:

Bernie's entire plan is centered around raising taxes on everyone. You have no idea where his money will come from, STET or not, it is no matter, because now I'm paying more to the "man" to help fund these socialist programs, all in the guise of helping your fellow man, heh , Riiighhht. Give the Govt an inch, they take a mile, and you people fall for that shit. Same reason why Schools always ask for more money on their bond measures (Get it via fear), yet continue to under-perform.

I love how you come across as matter of fact with your BS statements too yet use phrases like "almost certain your taxes wont be raised", and "I think you don't make more than 108K" and rattle off some crap.

Instead of assuming what other people have and do, focus on yourself. This is why people vote for Bernie, because they'd rather worry about other peoples successes, and how its unfair, than working hard themselves and making themselves better.