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Jews with Russian citizenship could have been behind interference in the 2016 US presidential election, President Vladimir Putin said.

In an interview with NBC News broadcast on Friday, Putin said that he “could not care less” about indictments issued by US Special Counsel Robert Mueller accusing Russian nationals and companies of election interference, stating that “they do not represent the interests of the Russian state” and are unrelated to the Kremlin.

“Maybe they’re not even Russians,” said Putin. “Maybe they’re Ukrainians, Tatars, Jews, just with Russian citizenship, even that needs to be checked.”

http://www.jpost.com/International/Putin-Jews-might-have-been-behind-US-election-interference-544708
 
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Ha!
I hired a Jewish refuge from Russia when they let some go. About 1981 I think it was, Sergei!
Man do they hate the Russians! Maybe almost as bad as the Jews in this country hate Trump.
 
Putin said that he “could not care less” about indictments issued by US Special Counsel Robert Mueller accusing Russian nationals and companies of election interference, stating that “they do not represent the interests of the Russian state” and are unrelated to the Kremlin. “Maybe they’re not even Russians,” said Putin. “Maybe they’re Ukrainians, Tatars, Jews, just with Russian citizenship, even that needs to be checked.”

Seems a stretch to concentrate on Jews when his statement was basically all-inclusive of any non-Kremlin entities.
 
MARIS61 said:
Putin said that he “could not care less” about indictments issued by US Special Counsel Robert Mueller accusing Russian nationals and companies of election interference, stating that “they do not represent the interests of the Russian state” and are unrelated to the Kremlin. “Maybe they’re not even Russians,” said Putin. “Maybe they’re Ukrainians, Tatars, Jews, just with Russian citizenship, even that needs to be checked.”

Seems a stretch to concentrate on Jews when his statement was basically all-inclusive of any non-Kremlin entities.
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I've never liked the Tatars and their saucy conspiracy against fish.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Jews with Russian citizenship could have been behind interference in the 2016 US presidential election, President Vladimir Putin said.

In an interview with NBC News broadcast on Friday, Putin said that he “could not care less” about indictments issued by US Special Counsel Robert Mueller accusing Russian nationals and companies of election interference, stating that “they do not represent the interests of the Russian state” and are unrelated to the Kremlin.

“Maybe they’re not even Russians,” said Putin. “Maybe they’re Ukrainians, Tatars, Jews, just with Russian citizenship, even that needs to be checked.”

http://www.jpost.com/International/Putin-Jews-might-have-been-behind-US-election-interference-544708
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I'll bet Trump liked reading that or should I say I'll bet Trump liked hearing that read to him by someone else.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Jews with Russian citizenship could have been behind interference in the 2016 US presidential election, President Vladimir Putin said.

In an interview with NBC News broadcast on Friday, Putin said that he “could not care less” about indictments issued by US Special Counsel Robert Mueller accusing Russian nationals and companies of election interference, stating that “they do not represent the interests of the Russian state” and are unrelated to the Kremlin.

“Maybe they’re not even Russians,” said Putin. “Maybe they’re Ukrainians, Tatars, Jews, just with Russian citizenship, even that needs to be checked.”

http://www.jpost.com/International/Putin-Jews-might-have-been-behind-US-election-interference-544708
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Did he misspell taters as in gimme sum uh dem der taters.
 
Yeah, and it was the Canadians that killed Skripal
 
 
MARIS61 said:
Putin said that he “could not care less” about indictments issued by US Special Counsel Robert Mueller accusing Russian nationals and companies of election interference, stating that “they do not represent the interests of the Russian state” and are unrelated to the Kremlin. “Maybe they’re not even Russians,” said Putin. “Maybe they’re Ukrainians, Tatars, Jews, just with Russian citizenship, even that needs to be checked.”

Seems a stretch to concentrate on Jews when his statement was basically all-inclusive of any non-Kremlin entities.
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Yeah guys, ease up on Putin. Be a Real Amerikanskiy.
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bank

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MarAzul said:
Ok. I guess I missed what ever humor there is.
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I’ll take the hit for a bad joke.

I’ll offer up a better joke in exchange

Bernard was living in Brooklyn and commuting to Manhattan daily. The commute was taking a toll on him so he switched to riding a bicycle only to get flats and be cursed at. So Bernard decided to trade his bike in for a camel. For two months he commuted on the camel, into Manhattan in the morning, he’d tie up the camel and after work untie the camel and rerun to Brooklyn.

It was wonderful to be out of the car and off of the bike till one day after work Bernard realized his camel had been stolen. He goes to the police station to report the theft. After a good laugh Officer Johnson decides to take a report. He asks “was the camel one hump or two?”

Bernard “I don’t know, it was a camel, I didn’t look at it, I rode it!”

Officer Johnson “Was it long haired or short haired?”

Bernard “I don’t know, it was a camel, I didn’t look at it, I rode it!”

Officer “ did it have a long tail or a short tail?”

Bernard “I don’t know, it was a camel, I didn’t look at it, I rode it!”

Was it “Male or Female?”

Bernard “Oh, it was definitely Male”

Officer “you don’t know the humps, the hair or the tail, you say you never look, how do you know it’s a male?”

Bernard “Every time I get on the camel I hear everyone around me say ‘look at the schmuck on that camel’”







For those that don’t know, in Yiddish Schmuck also means penis.
 
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I’ll take the hit for a bad joke.

I’ll offer up a better joke in exchange

Bernard was living in Brooklyn and commuting to Manhattan daily. The commute was taking a toll on him so he switched to riding a bicycle only to get flats and be cursed at. So Bernard decided to trade his bike in for a camel. For two months he commuted on the camel, into Manhattan in the morning, he’d tie up the camel and after work untie the camel and rerun to Brooklyn.

It was wonderful to be out of the car and off of the bike till one day after work Bernard realized his camel had been stolen. He goes to the police station to report the theft. After a good laugh Officer Johnson decides to take a report. He asks “was the camel one hump or two?”

Bernard “I don’t know, it was a camel, I didn’t look at it, I rode it!”

Officer Johnson “Was it long haired or short haired?”

Bernard “I don’t know, it was a camel, I didn’t look at it, I rode it!”

Officer “ did it have a long tail or a short tail?”

Bernard “I don’t know, it was a camel, I didn’t look at it, I rode it!”

Was it “Male or Female?”

Bernard “Oh, it was definitely Male”

Officer “you don’t know the jumps, the hair or the tail, you say you never look, how do you know it’s a male?”

Bernard “Every time I get on the camel I hear everyone around me say ‘look at the schmuck on that camel’”







For those that don’t know, in Yiddish Schmuck also means penis.
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:blush: My Yiddish is not so good. It is sort of implied in your joke I guess. But I sort of thought it meant jerk, perhaps dumb ass, in a Yiddish sort of way.

Better than the 1st joke though.
 
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