I do my best to try to keep Portland weird.
I was visiting Sly one day when he offers to give me a haircut. He knows I'm a very conservative dresser and I like my hair styled very conservatively so I said sure go ahead. I told him I was going to take a nap while he worked. He said 'Perfect'. I should have smelled something fishy but I trusted him. He said he might give me a small tattoo and a change of clothes which I figured to be a classic business suit.
When I woke up, this is what I saw in the mirror - https://www.menshairstylestoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1-Buzzed-Mohawk.jpg