<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dream @ Jun 28 2008, 10:09 AM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>*the dream takes drunken bow*............................it might have been a good idea to stay home and lock myself in a room in listen to hip hop last night..............I almost got into 2 fights.................one was when I wasn't even drunk yet...................I was doin happy hour at a restaurant, and I was cursing loud and this old bitch.....oops my bad I mean old lady passed me, and all a cat did was apologize for cursing in her presence...........her grandson or whoever the **** was with her proceeded to give me that old dog "wut u say bout my mama" look from menace II society........................the other one was completely my fault and is why I'm considering not going out and being publicly intoxicated anymore...................we were in some club and a chick passed me so I decided to slap her on the ass (i hope it wasn't anyone chick on this board)..................little did I know her husband was watching.............I tried to apologize at first, but he was really steamed so I ended up sayin something to piss him off (probably along the lines of "suck my dick" or "that bitch was shakin it in front of me"...I really shouldn't say the word bitch...).....I had a bottle in my hand so I was ready......but I was deep so shit wasn't bout to happen.............unless he had a gun.............then I wouldn't be here typin this shit right now (u got to be more smarter dream)..................the night ended at dennys.........and I really don't know why............maybe cause my designated driver was drunk also........at least it didn't hit him til we sat down in dennys........all I remember from that scene is laying down in the booth and spittin up on the floor, and the entire night there was a crack whore sittin next to us smilin and drinkin coffee....shit almost seemed surreal, like she was my guardian angel or some shit, that mother****er was just smirkin her ass off, like "i got ya back dream, don't worry you good tonight homie...." ...........I was drunk but I made sure to keep my hands on my wallet, cause chances are that wasn't my angel.......I ended pukin a lot of it off in the bathroom, and we were lucky not to get arrested, because there was that "late night dennys cop" that was watchin us the entire night.....................one of my homies homies came by and drove us to my mans house, and for that he's now my homie.............I'm sorry to ramble on, but I'm still a lil wasted cause I haven't eaten anything in bout 24 hours, keep readin pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase!!!!......so I got to my mans house and I realized I had to work this mornin (should've gotten the day off......u got to be more smarter dream), and my phone was dead so I needed to charge it for my alarm...........I was struglin to find a usb cord to give it some juice, but I didn't even know where any of the lights were and it was dark, so I figured "i know where the lights are in my crib!!!"...........so I drove home....the entire time I was prayin not to get pulled over, cause shit wouldn't have been good.......luckily I got home....but it was hot when I stepped through my door.........like like some inferno shit, so I just took off my pants......this is too much info right here so I'll just stop............ooooooooooooooooh one more thing i hate it when ya homie brings "his chick" and she tryna hit on other dudes IN THE CIRCLE the entire night..........she must have not read the memo of bros before..........................................ye ah but I love all u guys very much and right now I'm at work with that shirt that u don't have to iron and some walmart flip flops...............HAPPY B-DAY TO DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!..............</div>
Man I need me one of those nights. I've just been chillin at houses all summer, haven't been out to a bar or club since late May or so.
It's dumb to get into fights, but that shit keeps you alive as odd as that sounds yano. You've gotta have some interesting shit in your life.
Best thing about that night man, is that you'll probably show up to work hella wasted all excited and talkative at first, when everyone else is tired as fuck, and then by the time you're hungover, everyone else is gonna be up for the day, and it's gonna be obvious the kinda night you had haha.
I'm still up from last night too, but I didn't do much. I just woke up late because I didn't have to work today, so I woke up, did some stuff, and rolled back to my house around 1:30'ish and got on the computer, drank some more, then went to the park downtown to play some ball real early this morning with the early crowd (mostly old folks) when I was still pretty drunk, and watched the sun coming up knockin down treys. Was a good night...
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