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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 8 2008, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm sooooooooooooooooo hood.

Meet some chick through a friend on MSN, bitch just gave me her number, but I heard she is slutty, should go well I hope. The girl from Cali left, but I don't know what her problem was. She didn't talk to me after even though I chilled with her and her friends this week. Oh well, shit happens.

HK + mod = Nice choice.

I need to go play some ball, I've been partyin' way to much. Spendin' cash like it's nothing. Not good.

My friend and I are thinking of renting an apartment at Bathurst and Steeles soon. It's about 450.00 a month and we split the rent. 1 bedroom I think. We'll have to see.

I need a shower, ****.

Girls are ****ing random. One day it's all good, the next they won't even look at you. There needs to be some system where if a chick doesn't tell you what exactly she if feeling, you can have her arrested for rape of the mind.

I don't want school to start, school is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

The RTT is great place and pegs you drunken whore, you're awesome no homo.

So, this was my random thoughts for right now, maybe I'll add some later.</div>

Basketball, booty, booze, and money is all you need.

I am quite the drunken whore. Also, the mod forum misses you.

Oh, and HK being a mod is...well, odd sorta in a way. It's like he's been a mod all along. I concur, great move.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Aug 8 2008, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 8 2008, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm sooooooooooooooooo hood.

Meet some chick through a friend on MSN, bitch just gave me her number, but I heard she is slutty, should go well I hope. The girl from Cali left, but I don't know what her problem was. She didn't talk to me after even though I chilled with her and her friends this week. Oh well, shit happens.

HK + mod = Nice choice.

I need to go play some ball, I've been partyin' way to much. Spendin' cash like it's nothing. Not good.

My friend and I are thinking of renting an apartment at Bathurst and Steeles soon. It's about 450.00 a month and we split the rent. 1 bedroom I think. We'll have to see.

I need a shower, ****.

Girls are ****ing random. One day it's all good, the next they won't even look at you. There needs to be some system where if a chick doesn't tell you what exactly she if feeling, you can have her arrested for rape of the mind.

I don't want school to start, school is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

The RTT is great place and pegs you drunken whore, you're awesome no homo.

So, this was my random thoughts for right now, maybe I'll add some later.</div>

Basketball, booty, booze, and money is all you need.

I am quite the drunken whore. Also, the mod forum misses you.

Oh, and L being a mod is...well, odd sorta in a way. It's like he's been a mod all along. I concur, great move.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Aug 8 2008, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Reread the post.</div>



You're a mod? Since when? HAX
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 8 2008, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Aug 8 2008, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>L needs powah!</div>

How about a magic trick?
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*Looks at own sig

Nah, I got one.
 
I agree pegs. Basketball, booty, booze and money is all I need. And I miss the mod forum, oh well. HK has been a mod all along, it's awesome. And L, you can't handle the power.

Also, pegs and I are s2's Men of Distinction.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 8 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I agree pegs. Basketball, booty, booze and money is all I need. And I miss the mod forum, oh well. HK has been a mod all along, it's awesome. And L, you can't handle the power.

Also, pegs and I are s2's Men of Distinction.</div>

We're the grownest grown men on this forum.
 
Beer shits ftmfl.

At least I'm doing it on the comfort of my own shitter and not at the work bathrooms.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 8 2008, 02:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Beer shits ftmfl.

At least I'm doing it on the comfort of my own shitter and not at the work bathrooms.</div>


One time I drank way too much Natty Ice a day before an exam.
Not only was that a bad idea because I didn't know anything on the exam, but I almost pooped my pants during it.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 8 2008, 02:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Beer shits ftmfl.

At least I'm doing it on the comfort of my own shitter and not at the work bathrooms.</div>

I had to do it in the work bathroom.

I felt like I was gonna puke and poop at the same time.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Aug 8 2008, 02:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 8 2008, 02:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Beer shits ftmfl.

At least I'm doing it on the comfort of my own shitter and not at the work bathrooms.</div>

I had to do it in the work bathroom.

I felt like I was gonna puke and poop at the same time.
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I usually do have beer shits in the work bathrooms because I work weekends. I've grown quite accustomed to those bathrooms but theres no better feeling than shitting on your own personal toilet.

The bathrooms at work always reek horribly and they're very humid and about 10 degrees hotter than everything else in the store. Plus you have customers/employees coming in and out every few minutes. Sometimes my friend co-workers will come in, see I'm taking a shit and turn off the lights, at which point I'm shitting in complete darkness, there is literally no light at all in the bathroom.

On the plus side you get to take constant breaks from work while you go and shit like 5-6 times in a day. Gives you ample time to text or just ponder deeply about your life and where everything went wrong.
 
The one thing I love about working at Starbucks? Clean bathrooms. I love shitting at work. Only one toilet; so I can lock the door. It's clean. I can text; veg the **** out. I always have the excuse that the espresso got to my stomach!

I remember working at Long's, nasty ass bathrooms. Us guys use to close down the girls bathroom and drop a deuce off in there.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 8 2008, 03:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Aug 8 2008, 02:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 8 2008, 02:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Beer shits ftmfl.

At least I'm doing it on the comfort of my own shitter and not at the work bathrooms.</div>

I had to do it in the work bathroom.

I felt like I was gonna puke and poop at the same time.
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I usually do have beer shits in the work bathrooms because I work weekends. I've grown quite accustomed to those bathrooms but theres no better feeling than shitting on your own personal toilet.

The bathrooms at work always reek horribly and they're very humid and about 10 degrees hotter than everything else in the store. Plus you have customers/employees coming in and out every few minutes. Sometimes my friend co-workers will come in, see I'm taking a shit and turn off the lights, at which point I'm shitting in complete darkness, there is literally no light at all in the bathroom.

On the plus side you get to take constant breaks from work while you go and shit like 5-6 times in a day. Gives you ample time to text or just ponder deeply about your life and where everything went wrong.
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I know...nothing better than taking a dump on your own toilet, reading Men's Health or ESPN the Mag or whatever random magazine is in there.

At my work, the bathrooms smell terrible. Almost unbearable. Other people rarely come in, though. So that's pretty nice. But I'm a bit of a germophobe, so I gotta put toilet paper over the seat...otherwise, I probably wouldn't be able to go.

And I can't get into texting while on the toilet, makes me uncomfortable. I have no clue why, I'm just weird that way.

Haha, yeah, me and my friends do that too...nothing more fun than messing with someone taking a shit. We throw wet paper towels into the stall, yell, laugh, make random comments just to mess around.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Black Mamba @ Aug 8 2008, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I remember working at Long's, nasty ass bathrooms. Us guys use to close down the girls bathroom and drop a deuce off in there.</div>
Longs' bathrooms really are terrible. Never gone into the women's bathroom, it'd be too hard to shut it down and use it for myself. The women's bathroom is always broken anyway though, damn bitches must take HUGE shits in there. I only have a few more weeks of working at Longs though. I move to Santa Cruz Sep. 20th so I'll probably quit a few weeks before that. Before I planned on transferring down to the SC Longs but now I just want to be done with Longs. I'll probably get a student job on campus.

And Pegs, yeah I've gotten wet paper towel wads thrown at me while shitting (among other things). One of the stalls had a good 2-3 years of employees writing crap on the walls. Typical stuff like "______ was here" then someone would add to it so it said "________'s mom was here" and we literally filled up all three walls of the stall with crap like that. It was mostly 4-5 employees who'd add something every time they took a shit. They recently painted over it after most of those guys left. A while back though some innovator actually got a red sharpie and rolled out a bunch of toilet paper and wrote a bunch of shit on there then rolled it back up. I'm guessing a customer or an ignorant employee ratted it out to the manager because after that they painted over everything and started asking people about it (since a bunch of people's names were on the wall, myself included).
 
i was a maintance dude at a resort in BC for a little bit and i got sick of having to paint the employee's stalls every few weeks so i ended up taping a big ass sheet of paper on the door so people could write/draw whatever they wanted.

it worked well. i actually met shake's mom that way.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shookem @ Aug 8 2008, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>i was a maintance dude at a resort in BC for a little bit and i got sick of having to paint the employee's stalls every few weeks so i ended up taping a big ass sheet of paper on the door so people could write/draw whatever they wanted.

it worked well. i actually met shake's mom that way.</div>

Damn, that's a really good idea. I'm about to do that in my bathroom.
 
One time I burped and farted at the same time. It was like looking into the eyes of god.
 
I know snook you didn't meet my mom like that.

Anyway, going to a 19+ club tonight, get some older women or something lol.
 
Yeah, because adults are all flocking to 19+ clubs...
 
Well, the young sexy ones are. Maybe not in NJ, but in Toronto.

You know I'm 17, so older is 20.
 
I keep hearing Stepbrothers is a great movie.

Similar to the way I kept hearing Superbad was a great movie.

Apparently, "great" now means "mediocre, with some good parts and a shitload of annoying parts". FAIL
 
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