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GMJ said:
That's what you get for listening to RHCP
OHBURN
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Who? What?

You know what? This kid is an...

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Yeah, yeah. Oscar Meyer, even.
 
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isrus said:
Explain
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A few things.

1. I hate the new layout.
2. When ever I click on a link, it takes a fucking fortnight to load.
3. There are some douchebags on there that I really don't have time for.
 
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0911081baggy1.html

The Baggy Pants Posse

Florida crackdown nets 11 more perps for exposing their boxer shorts

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SEPTEMBER 11--Last week we brought word of the arrest of Kenneth Smith, a Florida man busted for wearing baggy pants that exposed his boxer shorts. Well, it turns out that the Riviera Beach cops have been rather diligent in enforcing a new city ordinance targeting droopy shorts and trousers, according to police reports. Since officers began their crackdown last month, they have arrested at least 11 other baggy pants perps (of that group, two are juveniles). Below you'll find mug shots of eight of the other nine arrestees, aged between 18 and 36. As seen in a series of Riviera Beach Police Department probable cause affidavits, each of the males was nabbed after officers determined that low-slung pants or shorts had resulted in the exposure of between two and five inches of the individual offender's boxer shorts. While most of the busts occurred without incident, a few of the arrestees appeared bewildered that they were being arrested for a trouser-related offense. One of the juveniles, in fact, cursed out Officer J. Thornton and said, according to one affidavit, "Your a cracker and ain't got shit better to do." First-time violators of ordinance 12-3043 face a fine of up to $150. Repeat offenders could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 days in jail. (12 pages)
 
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Denny Crane said:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0911081baggy1.html

The Baggy Pants Posse

Florida crackdown nets 11 more perps for exposing their boxer shorts

One of the juveniles, in fact, cursed out Officer J. Thornton and said, according to one affidavit, "Your a cracker and ain't got shit better to do." First-time violators of ordinance 12-3043 face a fine of up to $150. Repeat offenders could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 days in jail. (12 pages)
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Is it funny that whoever wrote up the affidavit is illiterate?
 
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Denny Crane said:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0911081baggy1.html

The Baggy Pants Posse

Florida crackdown nets 11 more perps for exposing their boxer shorts

0911081inside2.jpg




SEPTEMBER 11--Last week we brought word of the arrest of Kenneth Smith, a Florida man busted for wearing baggy pants that exposed his boxer shorts. Well, it turns out that the Riviera Beach cops have been rather diligent in enforcing a new city ordinance targeting droopy shorts and trousers, according to police reports. Since officers began their crackdown last month, they have arrested at least 11 other baggy pants perps (of that group, two are juveniles). Below you'll find mug shots of eight of the other nine arrestees, aged between 18 and 36. As seen in a series of Riviera Beach Police Department probable cause affidavits, each of the males was nabbed after officers determined that low-slung pants or shorts had resulted in the exposure of between two and five inches of the individual offender's boxer shorts. While most of the busts occurred without incident, a few of the arrestees appeared bewildered that they were being arrested for a trouser-related offense. One of the juveniles, in fact, cursed out Officer J. Thornton and said, according to one affidavit, "Your a cracker and ain't got shit better to do." First-time violators of ordinance 12-3043 face a fine of up to $150. Repeat offenders could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 days in jail. (12 pages)
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Right, because seeing boxers is just that dangerous to society
 
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I'm dangerous to society.

Hide your daughters. I'm comin'.
 
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Hey guys, remember this post I made a while back?

M Two One said:
My wife's brother was robbed today. Some fucker broke into my Wife's family's home back in France and took her brother's briefcase. The day before he was approached by a man that wanted to buy his classic '83 Mercedes Benz and turned down the offer. Tonight when my wife's family returned home the door was broken. Nothing else was taken, just the briefcase where his personal papers, cell phone and car keys are located. Police are doing a search, but we're all sure it was this little shit that lives above the family. He has a massive police record for theft and other crap, yet he's free (France has a complete shit system for that). He's the only one that would know where my wife's brother's room is located because nothing else was even touched or looked at in the house except for the medicine cabinet in the bathroom. Mind you, the guy is a drug addict.
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The bastard that robbed my brother-in-law got what's coming to him. His own brother-in-law took an axe and sliced up his arm so badly that he can't use his writing hand ever again due to severe damages. Karma?

:dunno:
 
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So, the chop is going good. I really want the 11th grader, more than the 10th. I think I can get the 10 easy, but I heard she has strict parents and shit like that. So I dunno. My friend wants the 10, so Imma back off. The 11 is so sexy tho, still.

EDIT: Just added the 10 on Facebook....holy fucking shit. Like she is hot to begin with, but her pics are fucking sexy. I'm gettin' on her fo sho.
 
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King Shake said:
So, the chop is going good. I really want the 11th grader, more than the 10th. I think I can get the 10 easy, but I heard she has strict parents and shit like that. So I dunno. My friend wants the 10, so Imma back off. The 11 is so sexy tho, still.

EDIT: Just added the 10 on Facebook....holy fucking shit. Like she is hot to begin with, but her pics are fucking sexy. I'm gettin' on her fo sho.
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The stricter the parents, the better the cuddy. I dare you to get a hand job in front of at least one of her parents. DO IT.
 
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I can't take pictures of the hand job, but her I have on her Facebook.
 
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Are you a badfish too?

Speaking of whores, Shake how has your mom been? I haven't seen her since word got out about the gonorrhea.
 
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SMH at any woman who thinks a suitable mate is someone who "chops for some cuddy." She deserves what's coming for her.
 
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My college campus was turned into a huge clusterfuck today b/c Obama's speaking there.
 
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be sure to ask him what the fuck does change/hope mean.
 
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shookem said:
be sure to ask him what the fuck does change/hope mean.
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I'm home now, I didn't stick around there any longer than I had too.



Change/hope means the opposite of what Bush has done and what McCain is likely to pull. So it can't be too bad.
 
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