Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW) (7 Viewers)

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

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Congrats to Torre and Manny.

 

[JE]

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Congrats to Torre and Manny.

Hanky Panky shares your sentiments.

 

[pegs]

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KEG PARTY TOMORROW!!!!!? WOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah

 

[DynastYWarrioR6]

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Wookie dance anyone?

:dancewookiee::dancewookiee::dancewookiee: :dancewookiee: :dancewookiee::dancewookiee::dancewookiee:

 

[JE]

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Who removed my tags? Dickheads

 

[NJNetz]

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I was on fire today in my basketball gym class. This black kid was playing D on me and mouthing off: "This n**** ain't shit". I ended up hitting a J right in his eye, and then proceeded to stare his ass down, which is something I NEVER do. LOL. Everyone on the court went wild when saw that.


I felt like a BAMF.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

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You know you're awesome when you tell stories about gym basketball.

 

[pegs]

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I dunked on War Poet the other day. Then, I stole his hat. I win.


I'm waiting for the day I can do this to someone:

[video=youtube;IjRamYuCvKw]

 

[NJNetz]

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I dunked on War Poet the other day. Then, I stole his hat. I win.


I'm waiting for the day I can do this to someone:

You still can't dunk?

 

[pegs]

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I'm talkin about the point part. I always forget to do it.



I wanna marry Taylor Swift. And then bang her every night. Forever.

 

[cpawfan]

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Who removed my tags? Dickheads

I did

 

[cpawfan]

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I wanna marry Taylor Swift. And then bang her every night. Forever.

If you want to bang someone every night, you don't marry them

 

[GMJ]

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I'm talkin about the point part. I always forget to do it.



I wanna marry Taylor Mays. And then bang him every night. Forever.

grim

You know you're awesome when a black kid calls you a n*****.

QFT

 

[DennisRodman]

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I wanna marry Taylor Swift. And then bang her every night. Forever.

I thought you cared about Carrie Underwood's feelings too, I mean after you marry Swift, she'd probably commit suicide out of jealousy.

 

[GMJ]

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If you want to bang someone every night, you don't marry them

hmmm....go on

 

[pegs]

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I'd marry them both. I think it's legal in some states. Or somethin.

 

[Денг Гордон]

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I'd marry them both. I think it's legal in some states. Or somethin.

If you invite me to that wedding, I'll invite you to mine (I think I'll try marrying Avril, Shakira, Jessica Alba, and maybe Anna Kournikova). Then I'll keep Shawn Johnson in the farm system for the future.

 

[pegs]

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If you invite me to that wedding, I'll invite you to mine (I think I'll try marrying Avril, Shakira, Jessica Alba, and maybe Anna Kournikova). Then I'll keep Shawn Johnson in the farm system for the future.

Farm system??

Genius!

 

[GMJ]

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If you invite me to that wedding, I'll invite you to mine (I think I'll try marrying Avril, Shakira, Jessica Alba, and maybe Anna Kournikova). Then I'll keep Shawn Johnson in the farm system for the future.

pedophila + kidnapping = FTL + (-misogyny) = FTW

 

[pegs]

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pedophila + kidnapping = FTL + (-misogyny) = FTW

Hell yes.

So, Jigga, did ya notice the man laws thread. I'm arguing with a bunch of little high schoolers

 

[GMJ]

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Hell yes.

So, Jigga, did ya notice the man laws thread. I'm arguing with a bunch of little high schoolers

If it's not GFX, hip hop, or Nets related I'm staying out of it.

 

[pegs]

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If it's not GFX, hip hop, or Nets related I'm staying out of it.

Yeaaaah I don't see any more good, real disses comin back at me...I think I'm done.



I can't stand Bucky Covington.

 

[cpawfan]

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hmmm....go on

Ask any married man past the first year of marriage

A standard bachelor party gift is to give the groom to be a very large jug and tell him to put a pebble in for every time he and his wife to be have sex during their first year of marriage. Then, for the rest of their lives, take out a pebble for every time they have sex. The jug will never get emptied.

Q: Why is a woman smiling so much on her wedding day?
A: She knows she has given her last blow job

 

[pegs]

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Ask any married man past the first year of marriage

A standard bachelor party gift is to give the groom to be a very large jug and tell him to put a pebble in for every time he and his wife to be have sex during their first year of marriage. Then, for the rest of their lives, take out a pebble for every time they have sex. The jug will never get emptied.

Q: Why is a woman smiling so much on her wedding day?
A: She knows she has given her last blow job

...willingly.

 

[NJNetz]

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Ask any married man past the first year of marriage

A standard bachelor party gift is to give the groom to be a very large jug and tell him to put a pebble in for every time he and his wife to be have sex during their first year of marriage. Then, for the rest of their lives, take out a pebble for every time they have sex. The jug will never get emptied.

Q: Why is a woman smiling so much on her wedding day?
A: She knows she has given her last blow job

Is that how it is with your wife? That must suck.

 

[GMJ]

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My wife loves giving blow jobs while she sleeps.

 

[NJNetz]

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My wife loves giving blow jobs while she sleeps.

Rape-force-blow. LOL. Classic.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

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remember that time you spit in my mouth while i was sleeping? i was really awake.

 

[pegs]

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Who did that? Joker?

 

[GMJ]

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[video=youtube;4u2ZsoYWwJA]

Louis CK on married life.