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[S_Preme]

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Explain.

If it hadn't been for Chris Columbus and all them mofo's from England, what is now North America would still belong to the natives and it most probably wouldn't be as economically developed or glamourised as it is now

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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You're gonna half to talk to Gordon Brown about that...

 

[JE]

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If it hadn't been for Chris Columbus and all them mofo's from England, what is now North America would still belong to the natives and it most probably wouldn't be as economically developed or glamourised as it is now

Chris Columbus discovered America by accident and he wasn't even the first one to find the place. Fail.

 

[JE]

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I say England and Canada ban together to defeat America.

Ban all the Brits and Canucks? I can go with that.

 

[S_Preme]

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Naw, I'll google him. What's his flow like?

He's got songs where he flows like Jay, and some he flows like Nas, he's a younger cat but his swag is kinda 90's and he's quite new school which is the good thing

 

[Денг Гордон]

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More like, the USA you know now wouldn't exist if it wasn't for England you jabroni.


Btw OT but Shake, have you heard Ali Vegas, i just downloaded a mixtape of his and he's quite sick

Yes. The United States wouldn't exist if it wasn't for England's crappy governmental system, and their inability to beat a bunch of farmers in a war.

Basically England is like a LCD TV that is not HD. Russia tried to make themselves good, but only could become a 720P television. Countries like Australia/Sweden/Switzerland, etc. managed to become 1080i tv's. The United States is 1080P. Yes, the old way isn't bad, and we needed it to become 1080P, but that doesn't make it better than the 1080P HD....Canada is like a radio, or something of that nature.

 

[huevonkiller]

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Forgot about Aussie Land, I'd put them behind Spain. I'll put Puerto Rico behind Brazil as well. Australia =/= England, Aussie girls give good BJs, England girls are scratchers with their nasty piss colored British teeth.


USA > Brazil > Puerto Rico > Spain > Australia > Germany > Italy > France > England > Canada

Oh you're going by just women? My mistake brah, that's cool.

 

[JE]

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Oh you're going by just women? My mistake brah, that's cool.

Women is a major category, but not the be-all end-all.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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Yes. The United States wouldn't exist if it wasn't for England's crappy governmental system, and their inability to beat a bunch of farmers in a war.

It's quite hard to fight a bunch of ruffians from across a slightly large pond...

 

[S_Preme]

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Chris Columbus discovered America by accident and he wasn't even the first one to find the place. Fail.

Yeah, but he still discovered it and either way the first person to discover it didn't get very far right?

 

[Master Shake]

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Oh fuck! He's like Lamar Odom's younger cousin and he's like 16 or 18. Say word, I've heard of him. I'm downloading his mixtape right now.

 

[Денг Гордон]

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If it hadn't been for Chris Columbus and all them mofo's from England, what is now North America would still belong to the natives and it most probably wouldn't be as economically developed or glamourised as it is now

I hope you're kidding. It likely would be under Spanish or French control at the very least, if not colonized by Britain later on. And very likely, separate countries, and not big like it is today. There would probably be a French speaking country, an English speaking one, a Spanish speaking one, and then a Russian speaking one (AKA Alaska). Maybe even one that speaks Japanese.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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If it weren't for us you'd all be speaking Spanish!

 

[huevonkiller]

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It's quite hard to fight a bunch of ruffians from across a slightly large pond...

Napoleon would have conquered you if it wasn't for the body of water separating you two. Nothing against the Brits btw.

 

[JE]

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If it weren't for us you'd all be speaking Spanish!

But our women would be a lot hotter.

 

[Master Shake]

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Chicks dig Spanish.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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Napoleon would have conquered you if it wasn't for the body of water separating you two. Nothing against the Brits btw.

Ah, but he didn't, did he?

 

[Master Shake]

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But our women would be a lot hotter.

Agreed.

 

[huevonkiller]

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Ah, but he didn't, did he?

Water rules then? :]

 

[JE]

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Agreed.

Canuckio wants upgrades, I see.

 

[Денг Гордон]

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It's quite hard to fight a bunch of ruffians from across a slightly large pond...

That's part of the reason why you guys lost. You thought an ocean was a pond.

 

[NJNetz]

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If it hadn't been for Chris Columbus and all them mofo's from England, what is now North America would still belong to the natives and it most probably wouldn't be as economically developed or glamourised as it is now

Columbus isn't even English. Good one. And he discovered America by accident.

The Chinese founded America way before he did.

America wouldn't be economically developed without Brit? Britain couldn't even win the Revolutionary War.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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Water rules then? :]

England does, yes.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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That's part of the reason why you guys lost. You thought an ocean was a pond.

And you think countries are TV's? No wonder you flick between wars every year.

 

[Денг Гордон]

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Napoleon would have conquered you if it wasn't for the body of water separating you two. Nothing against the Brits btw.

More like Napoleon would have conquered him if the Russians didn't fuck the French up.

Napoleon would have dug a tunnel or used air balloon attack, or some crazy thing to beat the crap out of England.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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More like Napoleon would have conquered him if the Russians didn't fuck the French up.

Napoleon would have dug a tunnel or used air balloon attack, or some crazy thing to beat the crap out of England.

Where was America during all this? Oh yeah...

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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I think it's safe to call this an English victory.

 

[Денг Гордон]

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Where was America during all this? Oh yeah...

But France got you back by funding America during the Revolutionary War.

 

[Master Shake]

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Woohoo! Toronto wins!

 

[JE]

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I think it's safe to call this an English victory.

England sucks. Your accents give me diarrhea, and all your women have hepatitis.