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On my washroom route, there's a lady with a filing cabinet just outside her cubicle. On that cabinet rests a box of those charity chocolates that she must be selling for her kid. Her back is turned to those chocolates. My new assignment is to eat as many of those chocolates as possible, without detection. The goal is clear enough, but its execution will be tough. The target area puts me in the line of sight of 2 other cubicles and an office (which is currently closed, but is often open). I have to be silent and I think the perfect time is coming up, when most people eat their lunch. I think I've found something to occupy myself with for the rest of the day...
 
Chutney said:
On my washroom route, there's a lady with a filing cabinet just outside her cubicle. On that cabinet rests a box of those charity chocolates that she must be selling for her kid. Her back is turned to those chocolates. My new assignment is to eat as many of those chocolates as possible, without detection. The goal is clear enough, but its execution will be tough. The target area puts me in the line of sight of 2 other cubicles and an office (which is currently closed, but is often open). I have to be silent and I think the perfect time is coming up, when most people eat their lunch. I think I've found something to occupy myself with for the rest of the day...
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Got one.
 
I have access to all the candy I could ever want at work.


Suck it.
 
Chutney said:
On my washroom route, there's a lady with a filing cabinet just outside her cubicle. On that cabinet rests a box of those charity chocolates that she must be selling for her kid. Her back is turned to those chocolates. My new assignment is to eat as many of those chocolates as possible, without detection. The goal is clear enough, but its execution will be tough. The target area puts me in the line of sight of 2 other cubicles and an office (which is currently closed, but is often open). I have to be silent and I think the perfect time is coming up, when most people eat their lunch. I think I've found something to occupy myself with for the rest of the day...
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You sound like Jim from The Office. I approve.
 
At my last office, I might've been Jim. There's not enough people below the age of 25 here, for me to really joke around that often though.

I really like the washroom though. There's like no men on my end of the office, so I get it to myself for extended periods. They also put a stack of newspapers and stuff on the counter near it (for some other reason), which is awesome. Every day I grab some reading material and take a long comfortable morning dump.
 
Went to my old school's after prom cause I moved high school's this year...it was pretty fuckin' live. It was at my buddies house and EVERYONE from their grade 12 class was there. Now, I have to go to class :(
 
Duckman said:
Went to my old school's after prom cause I moved high school's this year...it was pretty fuckin' live. It was at my buddies house and EVERYONE from their grade 12 class was there. Now, I have to go to class :(
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Damn you still have to go to school son? All the high schools around my area were done like a week ago. :P
 
huevonkiller said:
Damn you still have to go to school son? All the high schools around my area were done like a week ago. :P
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I have 3 weeks left. My parents are like, you can go but you have to be back by 6 am. So here I am, sobering up and burning out and I have to go to school. Well, at least I got my mack on and had a good time.
 
The deaf girl in my office kind of creeps me out. She breathes really heavily (not sure why), so whenever she passes by my cubicle, I feel like I'm in a horror movie.
 
Chutney said:
The deaf girl in my office kind of creeps me out. She breathes really heavily (not sure why), so whenever she passes by my cubicle, I feel like I'm in a horror movie.
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She probably can't hear how loud she's breathing... Lulz.
 
You should start a "day at the office" blog. It sounds like you've got all kinds of characters there.
 
Main Event said:
You should start a "day at the office" blog. It sounds like you've got all kinds of characters there.
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On Friday, I started doodling a story on a pad of Post-it's, where I wake up and the entire office has become zombified.
 
I have a weird pain in my chest. I can't move my shoulders to close to one another, or else it starts to hurt. It also hurts a bit if I breathe very deeply. Not sure what caused it, but it had been nagging since Friday and felt especially strong after a rough soccer yesterday afternoon. Sleeping last night was difficult.

Gonna try to skip out on work early and go to the doctors. I'm hoping something's wrong a muscle and not my ribs.
 
Chutney said:
I have a weird pain in my chest. I can't move my shoulders to close to one another, or else it starts to hurt. It also hurts a bit if I breathe very deeply. Not sure what caused it, but it had been nagging since Friday and felt especially strong after a rough soccer yesterday afternoon. Sleeping last night was difficult.

Gonna try to skip out on work early and go to the doctors. I'm hoping something's wrong a muscle and not my ribs.
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I've had that before. It goes away after a few days - I dunno what it is.
 
Not that I expected differently, but Conan is doing well tonight.
 
Chutney said:
I have a weird pain in my chest. I can't move my shoulders to close to one another, or else it starts to hurt. It also hurts a bit if I breathe very deeply. Not sure what caused it, but it had been nagging since Friday and felt especially strong after a rough soccer yesterday afternoon. Sleeping last night was difficult.

Gonna try to skip out on work early and go to the doctors. I'm hoping something's wrong a muscle and not my ribs.
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You're gonna die.
 
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