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[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I was reading the Chris Benoit thread, and saw Chutney's post about steroids causing depression, and it reminded me of what happened at the gym last Thursday.

There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.

That **** pisses me off. Steroids are for lazy, low-life losers.</div>

How do you know he takes steroids?

 

[NTC]

<div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.</div>

You should've told him to f*** off, just because he is all muscle doesnt mean he can fight, unless you cant fight either, you could likely kick his ass. Big muscles usually are a disadvantage when it comes to fighting, which is why Boxers and MMA fighters are always cut lean. He might be able to bench press you a few times, but its highly likely he couldnt hit the water if he fell out of a boat.

As for Paris Hilton... its a tough subject for me, because I think she is nothing but a whore, yet there is just somthing about her that turns me on, I dont know what it is, I think maybe all the slutty clothing or somthing, yeah...

 

[M Two One]

<div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I was reading the Chris Benoit thread, and saw Chutney's post about steroids causing depression, and it reminded me of what happened at the gym last Thursday.

There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.

That **** pisses me off. Steroids are for lazy, low-life losers.</div>

I'm going to say that this guy is just an asshole.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">As for Paris Hilton... its a tough subject for me, because I think she is nothing but a whore, yet there is just somthing about her that turns me on, I dont know what it is, I think maybe all the slutty clothing or somthing, yeah...</div>

Go to the red light district with that talk, you freak. lol j/k

 

[NTC]

<div class="quote_poster">M Two One Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Go to the red light district with that talk, you freak. lol j/k</div>

Hahahaha, I have a bit of a fetish for chicks in lingerie

I think she has a nice ass, which is surprising considering shes pretty thin.

 

[umair]

Lol igotask8board, don't worry about that 'ish. You can always call me up and I got your back. I'll get my homies on that guy.

 

[M Two One]

<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hahahaha, I have a bit of a fetish for chicks in lingerie

I think she has a nice ass, which is surprising considering shes pretty thin.</div>

Meh. Ok now seriously, go to the red light district. 50 bucks, clean and a lot of choices.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Lol igotask8board, don't worry about that 'ish. You can always call me up and I got your back. I'll get my homies on that guy.

</div>

I bet he feels safe now.

 

[Run BJM]

<div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Her nose isn't great but every single member on this forum would sleep with her if given the chance.

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Yeah but I'd have to get a full body latex suit before I touched that. And I'd steal home on her since shes such a dirty whore anyway (though I assume most of you don't know what that is).

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You should've told him to f*** off, just because he is all muscle doesnt mean he can fight, unless you cant fight either, you could likely kick his ass. Big muscles usually are a disadvantage when it comes to fighting, which is why Boxers and MMA fighters are always cut lean. He might be able to bench press you a few times, but its highly likely he couldnt hit the water if he fell out of a boat.</div>

Yeah but if he lands a solid punch then igotask8board is doneski. I wouldn't **** with him since hes a compact, stalky guy whos obviously got a lot of strength and weight behind him. He may be a douche who deserves to get his ass kicked but I've seen all too many times when the smaller guy sticks up for himself and gets owned by the big douche.

 

[bbwSwish]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah but I'd have to get a full body latex suit before I touched that. And I'd steal home on her since shes such a dirty whore anyway (though I assume most of you don't know what that is)</div>

As long as you wrap up, you're good.

And yeah, I know what that means haha. I guess it would be safer and you wouldn't have to worry about baby Paris.

 

[Chutney]

<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">After party was the sh*t.</div>
lol, I was going to say that the after party is where its at after reading your first post, but figured you'd find that out yourself in a couple days. Where'd you go? I ended up chilling at Wasaga Beach for the weekend.

 

[Mamba]

Honest to God, I wouldn't touch Paris Hilton. She's too dirty for me.

 

[NTC]

<div class="quote_poster">Run BJM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah but if he lands a solid punch then igotask8board is doneski. I wouldn't **** with him since hes a compact, stalky guy whos obviously got a lot of strength and weight behind him. He may be a douche who deserves to get his ass kicked but I've seen all too many times when the smaller guy sticks up for himself and gets owned by the big douche.</div>

He's likely slow and doesnt have a very long reach, he'd likely tire real easily too. If you take advantage of his weaknesses, you could easily kick his ass. He might look scary, he may be strong, but chances are he could be taken care of quite easily. Of course this wont always be the case, but if you can fight, you should be ok.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Honest to God, I wouldn't touch Paris Hilton. She's too dirty for me.</div>

Same here. I don't want any STDs.

 

[bbwSwish]

<div class="quote_poster">Legacy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Same here. I don't want any STDs.

</div>

Then take either of Run BJM's ideas.

 

[Master Shake]

<div class="quote_poster">Legacy Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Same here. I don't want any STDs.

</div>

She probably has like 20 AIDS.

 

[bbwSwish]

<div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">She probably has like 20 AIDS.</div>

You mean 20 STD's? You either have AIDS or you don't, it's only one disease.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">She probably has like 20 AIDS.</div>

HIV can only be contracted once, so you can't have multiple AIDS.

 

[M Two One]

Oh man, that is fricken' hilarious.

 

[bbwSwish]

I'm guessing it was just a typo.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Brown people tend to not get laid till marriage. I am speaking from a Pakistani's point of view, most likely same for the other brownies.</div>

LOL at brown people not getting laid. I think they don't get laid when they're around your age, yeah, but the older they get, the less they wait. Some of my brown friends have already had sex, and if they haven't, they'll probably do it next year, or in thier Uni years at some point.

I don't believe the Pakistani thing either; it really depends on how strict your beliefs are. I have a Pakistani friend who probably has had sex before, and even if he hasn't, he's done drugs and alchohol, which I think is against Islam?

But yeah, brown people aren't exactly as 'traditional' in Western society as they are back home, unless they have parents that have them on a REALLY tight leash.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
Get laid?
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Nahh, I actually didn't have a date (most of our crew didn't), so we all jus chilled in the limo, drank, went to prom (surprisingly the teachers checked us but didn't notice anything), danced and ate, went to the limo, drank some more, and then went to the after-party and drank even more.

The after party in this case was one of my friends house and we were all jus really tight and there was no random people there so we all just drank and acted stupid. Had a blast though...now I make my last trip to the school tommorow to pick up report cards and yearbooks and what not.

I'm going to miss high school (for now lol).

Edit:

Chutney, I really wanted to go to Blue Mountain/Wasaga (where most of the other gr.12's went) but I honestly couldn't afford it, cause the down payment was 85 or something and I honestly didn't care as long as I chilled with my own crew and that's exactly what I did cause none of us could afford it

. I wouldn't trade it for anything, although I'm sure the Wasaga people had a blast too.

 

[Run BJM]

<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">He's likely slow and doesnt have a very long reach, he'd likely tire real easily too. If you take advantage of his weaknesses, you could easily kick his ass. He might look scary, he may be strong, but chances are he could be taken care of quite easily. Of course this wont always be the case, but if you can fight, you should be ok.</div>

I dunno man igotask8board doesn't sound like a big guy, I'm assuming he isn't a very experienced fighter (though I'm not basing that off anything). We're not talking about a boxing match where you can just rope a dope a guy for minutes on end, fights don't usually last for more than a minute anyway so its not a question of stamina. If that big fool gets in close and lands some shots, igotask8board is walking away with a broken nose and blood everywhere. I doubt this other guy is a stationary beast either, he can probably manage to get in close if igotask8board is going toe to toe with him and not running away.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">As long as you wrap up, you're good.

And yeah, I know what that means haha. I guess it would be safer and you wouldn't have to worry about baby Paris.

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I actually think Paris is not that bad looking. I think people hate on her more cause she makes herself looks like a whore. If you saw her walking by in person and she wasn't a celebrity, there is no way you wouldn't look at her twice. And if she was a little bit more fit (i.e- meat on her bones)? You guys would definetly look twice.

 

[bbwSwish]

<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I actually think Paris is not that bad looking. I think people hate on her more cause she makes herself looks like a whore. If you saw her walking by in person and she wasn't a celebrity, there is no way you wouldn't look at her twice. And if she was a little bit more fit (i.e- meat on her bones)? You guys would definetly look twice.</div>

Exactly. Go back one or two pages and that's the point I've been making over and over again.

My posts:

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Paris Hilton is hott, I don't care what you guys say. </div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">She's not the hottest girl in the world but she definitely isn't ugly. You know you wouldn't reject her.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Her nose isn't great but every single member on this forum would sleep with her if given the chance.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Exactly. She's hott but she's not amazingly hott like some other celebrities are. Like, imagine running into Paris Hilton in the mall and she tells you, "Hey you're hott. Wanna come over?" Nobody on JustBBall would say, "Nah, sorry. I'm out of your league." You know what I mean?</div>

 

[Chutney]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Karma:</div><div class="quote_post">Chutney, I really wanted to go to Blue Mountain/Wasaga (where most of the other gr.12's went) but I honestly couldn't afford it, cause the down payment was 85 or something and I honestly didn't care as long as I chilled with my own crew and that's exactly what I did cause none of us could afford it . I wouldn't trade it for anything, although I'm sure the Wasaga people had a blast too.</div>
Yea, we had to rent a pretty run-down cabin (compared to some of the ones other people were using) to keep the costs low, but it was well worth it. You're right though, in the end its just a matter of who you're partying with more than anything.

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I think all the media attention makes us think of Paris as more slutty than she probably is. People in here who've gone through college have probably slept with or known girls that are sluttier than her.

 

[B.e.]

Paris Hilton and Nice Ass in the same sentence? Am I missing something? lol...she is pretty..I can't say I wouldn't smash.

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I was reading the Chris Benoit thread, and saw Chutney's post about steroids causing depression, and it reminded me of what happened at the gym last Thursday.

There is this big swoll guy who keeps talking **** to me every time he see's me. I'm 19, 6', 155 lb, and this guy is like 34, 5'8", 265 all muscle. I was listening to my mp3 player the first time he said something to me, and I thought I was mistaken. Next time, he walked right by me when I was on the leg press and he said, "Look, it's superman." I smiled and said, "funny," because I didn't know wtf he was talking about, or if he was just trying to be funny. Then he came into the basketball gym about 10 minutes later and said, "why the hell do you keep around dancing with a ball?" I just told him, "what's wrong, did you run out of hormones," and kept playing, because there's no way I would fight this guy. He asked me if I wanted to do more than talk, and I didn't say anything.

That **** pisses me off. Steroids are for lazy, low-life losers.</div>
And where exactly did this happen? Did it happen at the gym we hoop at or some Fitness Gym or something?

 

[umair]

It's official: Blazers will draft Oden.

 

[miss3pointer25]

<div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">It's official: Blazers will draft Oden.</div>


Thats a shockerr

 

[Run BJM]

<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Thats a shockerr</div>

Shocker?

 

[miss3pointer25]

<div class="quote_poster">Run BJM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

Shocker?</div>

Sarcastic?