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Today has been boring as hell.
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<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Forget all that vente double mocha copa crappachino stuff that everyone overpays for during the summer. Slurpees are still where its at. One of the greatest inventions ever made.

wtf, is up with those retarded sandals with holes in them? I've seen so many people wear those and it looks like they got wiffleballs attached to their feet.

Chinatown smells nasty with the humidity (maybe its just because I don't like Chinese food).</div>

It's venti....

You're done for. I can't belive you just said that
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<div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">It's venti....

You're done for. I can't belive you just said that
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I'm really aware of the calories and amount of sugar I consume, but I'm a bit of a Mango nectar addict myself.

A-Rod is really pressing these days. He's going to **** up his third MVP if he's not careful.
 
Vladimir Guerrero for MVP! He is on fire, two games in a row with multiple home runs. Absolutely murdering the A's right now. I love that man.

A-rod isn't going to win the MVP if the Yankees don't make the playoffs. Magglio and Vladdy deserve it more than him, due to their success and their team's success.
 
And as soon as I talk, Robb Quinlann can't handle Vladdy's throw, error on Vladdy, A's tie the game. Then, Shields lets his emotions get him and gives up two more runs. Freakin' unbelievable.
 
I lol at this every single time I watch this:

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I'm gonna eat his children. Praise be to Allah!
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I hate when plans fall out at the last second, now I'm stuck here.
 
My friend's girlfriend is on her way here right now and I have alcohol. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN???!!?
 
Great night. Drinking is fun, but the bill at the end is not.
 
Dude, like crazy night. Got stopped at a sobriety check point and passed the breathalizer. Marry jane blessed me. We had about 1/2 lbs too. That's possession with the intent to sell and they can **** you over real bad for that.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Just getting in that mindset where everything that leaves your fingers is going in. It's poetry in motion.
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Being on fire is one of the best feelings in the world.....I remember when I was about 13 or 14 and I was playing a pick up game with my pops in the park and EVERYTHING I threw up was going in......I've never been that hot before and I never ever would be that hot again.


I missed out on a chance of being the only guy with 10 girls last night.....a homegirl of mine told me to go to the movies with her, because she had a lot of cute friends, I didn't really feel like going, but I figured girls were gonna be there so I said "yeah"....so I get to the movies and we can't find the girls, because it turns out we were at the wrong theatre.....that sucked.

Vida Guerrera is going to be at T-mac's softball tournament today....to bad I can't be there....I'm sure she'll be going home with at least 5 of the players there.

speaking of tmac we went out to a commercial shoot for the rockets the other day and Tmac was present (although he was 45 minutes late)......it's funny because when he walked out it looked like he had just woke up and he didn't want to be there (well that could've just been his natural look...)....when he started walking towards the group of us me and my friend start chanting "ko-be, ko-be,ko-be" in the back, we didn't chant it that loud, but the people around us could hear the chant and then when Tmac stood in front of us I yelled out "Tmac move out the way, you're blocking my light"......I got a few laughs, but Tracy refused to respond.....I love messing with people.....
 
Okay this **** has got to stop.......................the other day while in the mall I saw this incredibly gorgeous woman...I mean she was BAD!!!....she had a lil thickness, milk chocolate skin, pretty eyes, pretty smile, ass, I mean this chick had to be one of prettiest chicks that I've seen in a while.............so I go up to spit game, I make her laugh a lil first (because it's always good to do that) and then I ask her for her name and about a minute and half deep into the conversation she says..................."I'm married".......................... that's the first time that it's ever happened to me.............I didn't even know how to respond to that.....I was just like "whooooooooooa"...she started laughing again...I mean I've heard "i have a boyfriend" before and that really doesn't bother me, and a lot times I enjoy the challenge of still being able to pull if they're going out with someone, but I don't mess with chicks who use the dreaded "M" word....I almost wanted to cry when she told me that...that lady was fine as hell.
 
I never heard the "married" line. Probably because I talk to teenage girls, I can only imagine how that feels though.
 
it feels horrible, because

A. it makes you realize that you're getting older
B. it makes you realize that girls are out there looking for "that"
C. you have no shot with the girl you're running game on unless

C1. You're a dog and you just don't care
C2. She's a dog and she doesn't care
C3. Her husbands about to kick and she's in need of a new man
 
lol went oldschool today and played a couple of games of NBA Street 2. That has to be like the best game ever made. It never gets old.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Vladimir Guerrero for MVP! He is on fire, two games in a row with multiple home runs. Absolutely murdering the A's right now. I love that man.

A-rod isn't going to win the MVP if the Yankees don't make the playoffs. Magglio and Vladdy deserve it more than him, due to their success and their team's success.</div>

Well the Yanks are kind of close in the Wild Card rankings.

Baseball is also not as strict about team success as other sports (Ryan Howard last year for example). Baseball is also more of an individual sport.
 
Haha Mamba, the MVP just got his 500th Homerun.

He's the number one candidate right now. I think Vlad and Magglio have an outside shot though.
 
I quit drinking any soda or caffeine this summer and hopefully that can continue.

BTW if you get an mp3 player make sure its compatible with rockbox
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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">lol went oldschool today and played a couple of games of NBA Street 2. That has to be like the best game ever made. It never gets old.</div>

I didn't know NBA Streets 2 was old school...I consider Jordan vs. Bird on nintendo oldschool
 
lol it's not old oldschool but I havent played it in a while so to me it was. It's pretty cool picking teams and playing with the old rosters. I picked the knicks and got 2 play with Sprewell, Houston, and McDyess lol.
 
I think the knicks still might be paying all of those guys...
 
lol nah we aren't. Franchise is heading in a better direction now.
 
<div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">it feels horrible, because

A. it makes you realize that you're getting older
B. it makes you realize that girls are out there looking for "that"
C. you have no shot with the girl you're running game on unless

C1. You're a dog and you just don't care
C2. She's a dog and she doesn't care
C3. Her husbands about to kick and she's in need of a new man</div>


At least you didn't get the "i'm lesbian".


MAN, I got owned that time.
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I've never gotten that one before....... I usually can detect those.......I might ask to join in in that case.........actually a girl that I really liked (and she liked me) was having thoughts about being a lesbian, and I think she even experimented a little bit.........I could never take her that seriously, because I figured she was still trying to find out who she was, so we ended up just being friends....come to think of it, that girl was perfect for me in many ways, but I could never get past her being confused about that.
 
Maybe she was just curious. You could have had her done some freaking stuff with you, her and a gf of hers. lol
 
Adam Jones (Mariners not Titans) is the biggest pimp in the world.
 
and why is this?

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Maybe she was just curious. You could have had her done some freaking stuff with you, her and a gf of hers. lol</div>

as much as all men fantasize about that, I wouldn't my girlfriend doing another chick...it makes me feel like I'm not enough for her....plus it's "my" girlfriend.....I'm selfish like that.
 
I had a pretty insane night last night. I always overdo it on Fridays because I know I don't have to wake up at any time on Saturday (actually just getting up now).

It started when my bro threw me some money, and we drove down to pick up a half-o from our ghetto connection. Everything went smoothly in the transaction, so we drove over to this guy's house who lived like around the block and starting rolling blunts and packing bowls. There was only five of us, yet we went through that half-o before midnight. At that point, I thought I better drive home and get some more, but the thing was, I was driving a stick, and I was having troubles working the clutch. Apparently I was bugging out and being a total buzzkill, which I really regret, but I mean, you try and drive a stick shift at midnight in a strange hood totally baked, yano? So we get on the highway, I'm still having trouble seeing, even now that I loaded my eyes with Visine, and what do you know, we came up on a sobriety check point. Traffic at a complete standstill. I looked to my left and my right, and everyone was wasted as ****. They still singled us out though for w/e reason, probably because I seemed so tense. They gave me the breathalizer test though, and I hadn't been drinking, so I was allowed to keep going. My heart's never beaten fast in my life. When I got home, I just wanted to chill, so my bro went back out without me, and I got on JBB and made a few posts under the influence (deleted now, lol). Then when he came back around like 3-4 AM, we did 96 nitrous hits between the two of us. That sent me on a trip like you wouldn't believe, and I just passed out on my floor. I woke up about an hour ago confused as ****.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I had a pretty insane night last night. I always overdo it on Fridays because I know I don't have to wake up at any time on Saturday (actually just getting up now).

It started when my bro threw me some money, and we drove down to pick up a half-o from our ghetto connection. Everything went smoothly in the transaction, so we drove over to this guy's house who lived like around the block and starting rolling blunts and packing bowls. There was only five of us, yet we went through that half-o before midnight. At that point, I thought I better drive home and get some more, but the thing was, I was driving a stick, and I was having troubles working the clutch. Apparently I was bugging out and being a total buzzkill, which I really regret, but I mean, you try and drive a stick shift at midnight in a strange hood totally baked, yano? So we get on the highway, I'm still having trouble seeing, even now that I loaded my eyes with Visine, and what do you know, a sobriety check point. Traffic at a complete standstill. I looked to my left and my right, and everyone was wasted as ****. They still singled us out though for w/e reason, probably because I seemed so tense. They gave me the breathalizer test though, and I hadn't been drinking, so I was allowed to keep going. My heart's never beaten fast in my life. When I got home, I just wanted to chill, so my bro went back out without me, and I got on JBB and made a few posts under the influence (deleted now, lol). Then when he came back around like 3-4 AM, we did 96 nitrous hits between the two of us. That send me on a trip like you wouldn't believe, and I just passed out on my floor. I woke up about an hour ago confused as ****.
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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuum!!!!
 
Lol, I love that movie.

Man, I just saw my friend's truck going down to Piperton, where we usually throw keggers, so I gave him a call and got bitch buttoned. I think it's cuz of how bugged out I was last night, but it was some INSANE bud. Our man really hooked us up straight this time around. It was orange kush I think. It had that spicey taste to it.

I just bought a new male slide for my piece, so I was cleaning it, and I accidentally got a wet paper towel stuck inside it. I was using this metal stick I found in the street as sort of like a q-tip. I taped the wet paper towel on the end and would sort of scrub on the inside of my piece, but then the tape came undone and the towel got stuck inside. Now I'm looking for a long ass pair of tweezers or something to get it out without breaking the female slide in the process.

I left about a dime bag at my friend's house, and I just found out he smoked it all last night. Now I'm dry for the night, unless I can either come up with some money quick or have my bro smoke me out.
 
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