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sounds like a nose bleed, I've had those..it sucks!</p>

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Great analysis o.iatlhawksfan.</p>

Just keep your head back and pinch your nose.</p>

Just realised that psot was ages ago and chances are you are no longer bleeding lol</p>

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I don't think its a good idea to tilt your head back. Blood will be lost, it just depends if it goes into a tissue or down your throat into your esophagus. Isn't it a bad idea to ingest quantities of blood?</p>

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Maaan, the Rave last night was THE SHIT!

My favourite hardstyle DJ The Prophet (one of the best in the world) is down here at the moment, and he played, was crazy. Wasnt as packed as I thought it would be, but still real wicked. I spent the whole night hooking up with one of my friends too, crazy times, finger fucked her on the dance floor and at the booth and then she gave me a hand job. I was holding her up pinned against the wall making out with her at one stage too, haha, was awesome. Came very close to fucking her at the booth, which would've been the stuff of legends, lol, and a fantasy of mine I've always wanted to fulfill (doing a girl in a nightclub) . I had one and a half pills, so I was pretty happy needless to say, haha. I took some pics and videos, i'll post them tomorrow when I get home.</p>
 
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Maaan, the Rave last night was THE SHIT!

My favourite hardstyle DJ The Prophet (one of the best in the world) is down here at the moment, and he played, was crazy. Wasnt as packed as I thought it would be, but still real wicked. I spent the whole night hooking up with one of my friends too, crazy times, finger fucked her on the dance floor and at the booth and then she gave me a hand job. I was holding her up pinned against the wall making out with her at one stage too, haha, was awesome. Came very close to fucking her at the booth, which would've been the stuff of legends, lol, and a fantasy of mine I've always wanted to fulfill (doing a girl in a nightclub) . I had one and a half pills, so I was pretty happy needless to say, haha. I took some pics and videos, i'll post them tomorrow when I get home.</p>

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Hats off to you. Sounds like you had a career night at the rave. Looking forward to the pics. What kind of music does DJ The Prophet spin?</p>

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Hardstyle, which is like real bassy, hard type stuff.

Yeah, was definatley a good night, lol, didnt expect it to get as wild as it did, was good though. Just the thing is, she has a boyfriend And she told me he already didnt like her hanging out with me cause he doesnt trust me ...guess he was right, haha.</p>
 
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Does he have a website or do you have some youtube links? I've always liked Donald Glaud and Sasha/Digweed. How does he compare to them?</p>
 
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ALOT harder, lol. www.theprohet.nl is his website I think, if not you can youtube some of his songs / performances to get an idea. He was sick. Headhunterz played also who are another real good Hardstyle act from the Netherlands.</p>
 
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ALOT harder, lol. www.theprohet.nl is his website I think, if not you can youtube some of his songs / performances to get an idea. He was sick. Headhunterz played also who are another real good Hardstyle act from the Netherlands.</p>

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Thanks. I'll check it out after work when I have the speakers to give the music the proper sound quality!</p>

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On the topic of Telemarketers:</p>

I make them repeat their whole thing. (Excuse me, can you repeat that?)</p>

Then I ask them if they could repeat paragraph 2</p>

Then Line 3 of paragraph 2</p>

Then word 4. I then ask for an alternate pronounciation. Then I ask for a definition. Then I spell it. "Alright, let me try this. The T. H. E. The Do I win the prize?)</p>
 
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On the topic of Telemarketers:</p>

I make them repeat their whole thing. (Excuse me, can you repeat that?)</p>

Then I ask them if they could repeat paragraph 2</p>

Then Line 3 of paragraph 2</p>

Then word 4. I then ask for an alternate pronounciation. Then I ask for a definition. Then I spell it. "Alright, let me try this. The T. H. E. The Do I win the prize?)</p>

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Far more creative than what I do. I just ask them to hold and wait for them to hang up.</p>

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I yell at them. I yell a women'e name like Judy or something. so it would be like this</p>

Me: JUDYYY!!!!</p>

Tele: what sir?</p>

Me: MY WIFE, JUDY I KNOW SHE IS THERE....JUDY!!!</p>

Tele: Please don't yell...</p>

Me: JUDY! JUDY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER!!!</p>

Tele: I'll call back another time.</p>

Me: JUDY!!!</p>

Works everytime.</p>
 
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A while back, remember I told you i had problems with this Math teacher ...and that I thought she didn't me. Well I went to her classto finish a test, and LOL...while I was taking it, she said, you need any help, you want the answers!? I thought she was joking, so in a joking way I said Yes...and LOL she gave me the answer key!</p>
 
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shapecity-- although I am not a JBB member, I appreciate the things you're doing. It's great for the site, and I'd like to see all these new guys from JBB stay here and get familiar with them. (BTW, I love the Petey-style signoff)</p>

and mynetsforlife--if you're wondering what's been going on, and nobody's told you yet, you should probably PM shape or somebody knowledgable of the situation (I somewhat know what's going on, I could tell you what i know if you need me to).</p>
 
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

A while back, remember I told you i had problems with this Math teacher ...and that I thought she didn't me. Well I went to her classto finish a test, and LOL...while I was taking it, she said, you need any help, you want the answers!? I thought she was joking, so in a joking way I said Yes...and LOL she gave me the answer key!</p>

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WOW. If I knew all you hadda do was ask for the answer key, I woulda done it last week before I took my calc test!</p>
 
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Man I wish my Math teacher gave me the answers to a few of the Calculus test we have I keep failing them.</p>
 
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dark Hero)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Man I wish my Math teacher gave me the answers to a few of the Calculus test we have I keep failing them.</p>

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Calculus can be tough, but what helped me was working through problems in reverse so you understand each step and why it's necessary for each one to reach the answer. Having a patient math teacher helps a lot too. I've always found math teachers to be the least understanding throughout all my classes. There's no middle ground, they are either the best and very good at teaching the subject, or the absolute worst at teaching math and just going through motions of getting a paycheck and rushing through a semester.</p>

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shapecity-- although I am not a JBB member, I appreciate the things you're doing. It's great for the site, and I'd like to see all these new guys from JBB stay here and get familiar with them. (BTW, I love the Petey-style signoff)</p>

and mynetsforlife--if you're wondering what's been going on, and nobody's told you yet, you should probably PM shape or somebody knowledgable of the situation (I somewhat know what's going on, I could tell you what i know if you need me to).</p>

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Thanks. I think we all have to keep in mind that the one thing everyone here has in common is we love sports.</p>

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My Math teacher in 7th and 8th was the best teacher ever. Taught so well, admitted when he was wrong, and tried his best to make math fun. He was also really funny.Made fun of the Mets too. Told us a story about, when we was on jury duty, and guy was suing another older guy, because he got hit by his car. Turned out the young one was on crack, drunk, and hit him in the back with his bike at a stop sign.</p>

He also had a videogame store, were you go to chill, and play computer and console games. Freaking awesome.</p>
 
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My first calculus teacher taught by osmosis. He'd just stand near me and I understood the math. Really! I mean we all studied and went to class where he taught us, but there were a number of occaisions during tests or placement tests where people swore they were stuck on a problem and he'd just walk by and the problem became clear.</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

My first calculus teacher taught by osmosis. He'd just stand near me and I understood the math. Really! I mean we all studied and went to class where he taught us, but there were a number of occaisions during tests or placement tests where people swore they were stuck on a problem and he'd just walk by and the problem became clear.</p>

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That's happened to me once. Except it wasn't the teacher. It was kids talking about the test after class right by me
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

My first calculus teacher taught by osmosis. He'd just stand near me and I understood the math. Really! I mean we all studied and went to class where he taught us, but there were a number of occaisions during tests or placement tests where people swore they were stuck on a problem and he'd just walk by and the problem became clear.</p>

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They have proven your sense of smell can trigger the memory censors in the brain. Did your teacher have a distinct body odor? LOL</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NTC)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Maaan, the Rave last night was THE SHIT!

My favourite hardstyle DJ The Prophet (one of the best in the world) is down here at the moment, and he played, was crazy. Wasnt as packed as I thought it would be, but still real wicked. I spent the whole night hooking up with one of my friends too, crazy times, finger fucked her on the dance floor and at the booth and then she gave me a hand job. I was holding her up pinned against the wall making out with her at one stage too, haha, was awesome. Came very close to fucking her at the booth, which would've been the stuff of legends, lol, and a fantasy of mine I've always wanted to fulfill (doing a girl in a nightclub) . I had one and a half pills, so I was pretty happy needless to say, haha. I took some pics and videos, i'll post them tomorrow when I get home.</p>

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Also you're better off learning calculus rather than getting the easy way out. Not knowing how to do this math will come back to haunt you in future tests, and perhaps down the line in college. Study up young man!</p>
 
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Ummm I'm going to try and take Shape's advice.Lets see if it works...</p>
 
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

My first calculus teacher taught by osmosis. He'd just stand near me and I understood the math. Really! I mean we all studied and went to class where he taught us, but there were a number of occaisions during tests or placement tests where people swore they were stuck on a problem and he'd just walk by and the problem became clear.</p>

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They have proven your sense of smell can trigger the memory censors in the brain. Did your teacher have a distinct body odor? LOL</p>

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Funny, but he was a very quiet Chinese fellow who was quite well groomed all the time.</p>

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The secret to Calculus is Ti-89 Titanium.....</p>

Its pretty easy. The only problem is that our book is such a piece of trash. All of the examples, etc. are useless. They will be showing an example for one thing....and then that thing isn't even in the problems.</p>

I have an A right now. Once I figure out how to do osmething, I pretty much get it down on lock down, and can just abuse that to all ends. I created my own types of proof last year in pre-calc....but my teacher was too narrow minded to accept that, even though it clearly proved it.</p>
 
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane)</div><div class='quotemain'>

My first calculus teacher taught by osmosis. He'd just stand near me and I understood the math. Really! I mean we all studied and went to class where he taught us, but there were a number of occaisions during tests or placement tests where people swore they were stuck on a problem and he'd just walk by and the problem became clear.</p>

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Thathappenswithmeaswell. Peoplecallmeoverwhentheyarehavingtroublewiththecomputertheyaretryingtobuild,andthecomputerstartsbehavingassoonasIgetthere.</p>

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Man I'm in Precalc right now...and I've gotten off to a great star in all my classes EXCEPT precalc....somebody help!</p>
 
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I never took Pre Cal my junior year I had Trig and after that I took AP Calculus.I have a C in the class.</p>
 
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I was under the impression when your on pills it doesn't all work down there..</p>
 
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