Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW) (11 Viewers)

[o.iatlhawksfan]

For those who have never seen this before

http://www.nbadraft.net/profiles/deshawnstevenson.htm

 

[Master Shake]

NBA Comparison: Michael Jordan

Strengths: Special player. Extremely gifted athlete. Great ball handler. Very advanced shooter and scorer for his age. A showstopper. Can play the 1 or 2. Won the McDonald's High School dunk contest. Super character. As NBA ready as any HS player in his class.

Jeez, Stevenson was the shit!

 

[Big Frame]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bynumite @ Mar 31 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dodgers win, I'm so happy.</div>
So I shuld wear my Dodgers hat when I go out tonight, insted of my Tiggers hat?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Dodgers.

 

[huevonkiller]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 31 2008, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>NBA Comparison: Michael Jordan

Strengths: Special player. Extremely gifted athlete. Great ball handler. Very advanced shooter and scorer for his age. A showstopper. Can play the 1 or 2. Won the McDonald's High School dunk contest. Super character. As NBA ready as any HS player in his class.

Jeez, Stevenson was the shit!</div>

Ironic to see this after Stevenson exploded last night on the Lakers.

 

[Really Lost One]

"Very advanced shooter and scorer for his age"

Tell me about it. Dude was unstoppable out there last night. He'd look great in purple and gold

 

[huevonkiller]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 31 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 31 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hey mynetsforlife isn't your screen name manbaay2004?

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I love that guy. Chris Hansen from NBC. "Do you like the backyard?".

Hansen: You ever watch Dateline NBC?

Knowles: Yes.

Hansen: So you know what?€™s going on.

Knowles: Right.

Hansen: How many times have you seen the program?

Knowles: A bunch.

Hansen: Do you like the show?

Knowles: Yeah, it?€™s a pretty good show.

Hansen: Did you ever think you?€™d be on the show?

Knowles: No.

Hansen: Well, you know then what happens next.

Knowles: Right.

Hansen: I?€™m Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC. We?€™re doing a story on people who try to meet kids online.

Knowles: Right.

As he slowly walks out the front door, he knows what?€™s waiting for him outside. And before the police even reach him, he lies down on the ground. He?€™s taken to the police station and booked. He?€™s read his rights...and apparently is done talking.

Sgt. Roberts: You don?€™t have to talk to us if you don?€™t want to. We?€™re just giving you a chance.

Knowles: I?€™m just waiting for a lawyer.
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Lol Hansen really likes to rub it in from what I've seen.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Boredom

To live chat!

 

[Brand New]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Big Frame @ Mar 31 2008, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bynumite @ Mar 31 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dodgers win, I'm so happy.</div>
So I shuld wear my Dodgers hat when I go out tonight, insted of my Tiggers hat?
</div>
Yup, make sure to get your Saito jersey too!

 

[Chutney]

His jumpshot should've been ranked lower in that profile. It took him a while to develop a consistent jumper in the NBA.

 

[pegs]

Yahtzee is a fun game.

I had a dream the other night, where I fell in love with this cute as hell blonde young woman with pigtails. Seriously, you shoulda seen her. Girl of my dreams. Like Kellie Pickler hot. It was awesome. We were just about to go sleep together...and then I woke up. LAME.

Btw, Kellie Pickler's my new dream girl. I don't care how dumb she is (really, she's not too bright), I would marry that girl.

 

[Brand New]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 31 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yahtzee is a fun game.

I had a dream the other night, where I fell in love with this cute as hell blonde young woman with pigtails. Seriously, you shoulda seen her. Girl of my dreams. Like Kellie Pickler hot. It was awesome. We were just about to go sleep together...and then I woke up. LAME.

Btw, Kellie Pickler's my new dream girl. I don't care how dumb she is (really, she's not too bright), I would marry that girl.</div>
Word, that bitch is hot I use the watch American Idol just because of how cute and hot she was. She got a nice boob job also

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bynumite @ Mar 31 2008, 11:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 31 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yahtzee is a fun game.

I had a dream the other night, where I fell in love with this cute as hell blonde young woman with pigtails. Seriously, you shoulda seen her. Girl of my dreams. Like Kellie Pickler hot. It was awesome. We were just about to go sleep together...and then I woke up. LAME.

Btw, Kellie Pickler's my new dream girl. I don't care how dumb she is (really, she's not too bright), I would marry that girl.</div>
Word, that bitch is hot I use the watch American Idol just because of how cute and hot she was. She got a nice boob job also
</div>

Yeah. I'm not all that into boob jobs, but I'd make an exception for her. Sooo hottt

 

[pegs]

I hate Tyler Perry. He makes the most annoying and stupid movies. And his show is so retarded. And I can't stand the way he has to put his name on everything.

 

[Master Shake]

pegs, you are in love with a different girl every week. And it's not like these girls are hot, they are alright. Lol, I think you need serious help.

 

[Chutney]

Tyler Perry's overrated by black people like Dane Cook is overrated by white people.

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Apr 1 2008, 05:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>pegs, you are in love with a different girl every week. And it's not like these girls are hot, they are alright. Lol, I think you need serious help.</div>

Yeah but you're gay so anything you say about girls doesn't matter.

 

[Master Shake]

You are gay. You is gay. Gay is what you are.

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Apr 1 2008, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You are gay. You is gay. Gay is what you are.</div>

You're gay and dumb.

 

[Master Shake]

You my friend, are dumb as rocks.

 

[GMJ]

FUCK

I was in the middle of creating a new thread about how KU and Davidson are replaying the final seconds of the game until PTI owned me

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Apr 1 2008, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>FUCK

I was in the middle of creating a new thread about how KU and Davidson are replaying the final seconds of the game until PTI owned me</div>

GOT EMS

Haha you got owned. You're cool.

I'm beginning to thing that article on Durant going back to school was an April Fools joke.

 

[GMJ]

J Dilla changed my life. Here's my favorite beat from him; all-time.

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[pegs]

I love beef jerky. It's soooooooo good.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

wtf is urea?

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE DADDY @ Apr 2 2008, 12:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>wtf is urea?</div>

aka "urine," which is why it wasn't far fetched to relate it to urethra.

(context: playing scrabulous)

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Noria?

This game seriously has some of the craziest words ever.

 

[GMJ]

Yet I couldn't use "Zen." I guess that's what you get for the facebook version :-\

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Google cheaters.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

I think GMJigga is googling, he's using some ridiculous words, yet I'm still whooping his ass.