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[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 22 2008, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So...now 1470 is a LOW score. Thanks Kevin.

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I think that's what one of my cousins got...

But out of 1600.
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In Soviet Russia, SAT gets you.


I know I can get higher on the next SAT, but the thing is studying. Summer is coming and I know where my SAT book will be.

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So...now 1470 is a LOW score. Thanks Kevin.

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You can do better. You just spend all your time on those dog-gone' porno websites.

 

[Mamba]

Huevon is actually an illegal..

 

[Master Shake]

I knew it.

 

[huevonkiller]

No, to be a non-Cuban in Miami who goes to college, you have to be legal.

 

[NJNetz]

huevon is the man!




Just thought it needed to be said.

 

[Master Shake]

I've already informed the authority's huevon. They should be there in 3...2...1...

 

[JCB]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got a 1470 on my SAT.

Critical Reading -- 520
Math -- 480
Writing -- 470


Is that really bad?</div>

My first time taking it, I got

Critical Reading 580
Math 590
Writing 580

I think I took it 2 or 3 more times after that, and my highest scores were

Critical Reading 650
Math 700
Writing 670


The difference? Studying.

The first time I took it, I didn't study/prepare at all because that's what everyone told me: there's no need to study. So I didn't prepare at all and went in blind. When I got the scores back, I was like "wtf?" I practiced for the next few tests, and you can see the difference. So, if you're school gives after-school SAT sessions, I'd highly suggest taking them because your scores can literally got up 100+ points with just a little practice. (I read the Princeton Review books, if you're wondering)

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huevon is the man!




Just thought it needed to be said.</div>

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huevon is the man!




Just thought it needed to be said.</div>

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
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I remember that line. Who said it?

 

[JCB]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 22 2008, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Would I be a douche if I say I think 2200 is in my reach, if I study?</div>

No. 2000 was my reach and I passed it. Barely.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huevon is the man!




Just thought it needed to be said.</div>

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
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Yeah, shake needs a partner too!

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huevon is the man!




Just thought it needed to be said.</div>

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
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I remember that line. Who said it?
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Wolf, from Pulp Fiction.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JCB @ May 22 2008, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got a 1470 on my SAT.

Critical Reading -- 520
Math -- 480
Writing -- 470


Is that really bad?</div>

My first time taking it, I got

Critical Reading 580
Math 590
Writing 580

I think I took it 2 or 3 more times after that, and my highest scores were

Critical Reading 650
Math 700
Writing 670


The difference? Studying.

The first time I took it, I didn't study/prepare at all because that's what everyone told me: there's no need to study. So I didn't prepare at all and went in blind. When I got the scores back, I was like "wtf?" I practiced for the next few tests, and you can see the difference. So, if you're school gives after-school SAT sessions, I'd highly suggest taking them because your scores can literally got up 100+ points with just a little practice. (I read the Princeton Review books, if you're wondering)
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When I should I start preparing for the October SAT? Right away?

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 22 2008, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huevon is the man!




Just thought it needed to be said.</div>

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
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Yeah, shake needs a partner too!
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Real mature Bradly.

 

[Mamba]

Huevon's professor is illegal, too.

 

[Master Shake]

Huevon, is the computer you're using even yours?

 

[Mamba]

It's from Miami...it probably was found floating on a raft with a little boy.

 

[Mamba]

But hey, Huevon is a bad ass. Don't **** with him too much...he's hispanic...he can use a knife.

 

[huevonkiller]

My family filed all their papers directly with the US embassy if you really want to know.

 

[JCB]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JCB @ May 22 2008, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got a 1470 on my SAT.

Critical Reading -- 520
Math -- 480
Writing -- 470


Is that really bad?</div>

My first time taking it, I got

Critical Reading 580
Math 590
Writing 580

I think I took it 2 or 3 more times after that, and my highest scores were

Critical Reading 650
Math 700
Writing 670


The difference? Studying.

The first time I took it, I didn't study/prepare at all because that's what everyone told me: there's no need to study. So I didn't prepare at all and went in blind. When I got the scores back, I was like "wtf?" I practiced for the next few tests, and you can see the difference. So, if you're school gives after-school SAT sessions, I'd highly suggest taking them because your scores can literally got up 100+ points with just a little practice. (I read the Princeton Review books, if you're wondering)
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When I should I start preparing for the October SAT? Right away?
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If you want to. I think I started preparing for mine 3-4 weeks before the test. Getting used to the format of test is basically what you're aiming for: how the questions are worded, when to take guesses when not to, how to pace yourself, etc.

 

[Master Shake]

US embassy eh...is that Spanish for Le Grande Illegalante Immigrante?

 

[huevonkiller]

Well I alluded to this earlier, but let's say you're Cuban, you could swim over here and become a citizen.

However that does not apply to other South American Countries, so for someone like myself to be where I am, I arrived here on a plane after having my history checked by this country and such. If the States wouldn't let me be here legally (a real shame since I love Miami), I would have become a legal citizen in Australia, that was what my family wished for. My third choice was Spain I believe.

I actually take my citizenship test/pledge/whatever in July. I filed some papers in December 2007 and it is finally getting processed.

 

[Mamba]

Eh..liar.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of my ancestors bombed an embassy before.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 08:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>US embassy eh...is that Spanish for Le Grande Illegalante Immigrante?</div>

Dude, you live in Canada. You ain't ****.


The only thing I support in Canada is Chutney.

 

[huevonkiller]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Black Mamba @ May 22 2008, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Eh..liar.</div>

No. :/

 

[huevonkiller]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 08:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>US embassy eh...is that Spanish for Le Grande Illegalante Immigrante?</div>


The only thing I support in Canada is Chutney.
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You had me rolling on the floor with that comment.

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ May 22 2008, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ May 22 2008, 08:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>US embassy eh...is that Spanish for Le Grande Illegalante Immigrante?</div>

Dude, you live in Canada. You ain't ****.


The only thing I support in Canada is Chutney.

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You wanna fight? Mr. Soviet Union over here talkin' smack. Also, in Canada, Jews are put above Russians. So, you're just angry you cant come over to the dark side.

 

[Mamba]

I need to go lift, but I don't have the energy.

 

[huevonkiller]

Well be careful man, sounds like a bad combination if you're that tired. Good luck.