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This one was my favorite
 
Woke up today with a mouth full of blood. One of my tooth wounds opened up, while I was sleeping. Cool.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 2 2008, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Woke up today with a mouth full of blood. One of my tooth wounds opened up, while I was sleeping. Cool.</div>

Well I'm pulling for you man, good luck with the braces, seriously.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 2 2008, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Woke up today with a mouth full of blood. One of my tooth wounds opened up, while I was sleeping. Cool.</div>

Yeah, that's crazy. That happened to me after they did surgery on the gums where my tooth used to be.
 
My braces don't really hurt anymore. As long as I can continue getting women, I have no beef with them.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 2 2008, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My braces don't really hurt anymore. As long as I can continue getting women, I have no beef with them.</div>

Continue? How can you continue something you never started?



 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>lol I didn't notice he took off his shorts the first 5 times I saw the dunk.</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>That's the first thing a Nets fan should look for!</div>

Settle down.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 1 2008, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My fake ID has worked 4 times. LCBO, Smokes, Strip Club and 19+ Club...all the places I wanted to use it.</div>

i used to work at a place that sold beer. i'd always ask for id. i'd even look at the date. beyond that i'd rarely say a thing - what am i? a detective? how am i supposed to know if it's fake, especially if i gotta close up and/or there's a big line.

PS, you're mom is a whore.

I was suppose to see 'journey to the center of the earth' or in my case 'journey to the centre of your mind' because a bunch of us were going to see it on mushrooms. i'm kinda glad it got canceled. there's something about knowing my son is going to be here within the year that kinda quells my appetite for drugs that don't end in 'ophen'.
 
It's 3:22pm and I still cannot find my pants from last night.

Happy Birthday, indeed.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>PS, you're mom is a whore.</div>

Where is your house located so I can beat you up.
 
Yea HK, she was a hottie. PM for a pic if you want (Just HK). Lol.

And "Seeing Sounds" by N.E.R.D is amazing. Buy that album.

Strip Clubs aren't that great half an hour before they close. All the good strippers are gone.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 3 2008, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>PS, you're mom is a whore.</div>

Where is your house located so I can beat you up.
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my house? why it's located at 1185 ifuckedyomom avenue. it's kinda hard to find but if you've hit shakesmomlikesbumsex road, you've gone too far.



 
One day, when we meet, I'm going to drop with you a pillow case filled with bars of soap.
 
Get down here you geriatric old fuck! I'll shove that hearing aid so far up your ass, you'll hear your small intestine while it makes shit!
 
Where do you guys get fake ids?

I always ride on the coat tails of my friends' fake ids...:<
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Aug 3 2008, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh crap. I forgot to come to your party, GMJ.

I actually was gonna show up.


Buttnaked.</div>

You could have actually said that you were there and I would have been forced to believe you.

I still cannot find my pants.
 
Here's the situation. My parents are paying $800 a year for Geico Car Insurance. I'm going to be taking the road test in several weeks. When I get my license, by how much is the insurance going to increase?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 3 2008, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here's the situation. My parents are paying $800 a year for Geico Car Insurance. I'm going to be taking the road test in several weeks. When I get my license, by how much is the insurance going to increase?</div>

Depends. Are you a good student?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JCB @ Aug 3 2008, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Aug 3 2008, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here's the situation. My parents are paying $800 a year for Geico Car Insurance. I'm going to be taking the road test in several weeks. When I get my license, by how much is the insurance going to increase?</div>

Depends. Are you a good student?
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My average for 3 years in High School is 88. So, if that's good, then yeah.
 
I think 'Albert's Pujol' is a good slogan for the St. Louis Cardinals forum. I can't bring myself to suggest it though.
 
I really am a night owl..I stay up too much lol


btw my avy r0x S2's s0x.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 3 2008, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's 3:22pm and I still cannot find my pants from last night.

Happy Birthday, indeed.</div>

What pants?

I wasn't aware Nets fans wore those
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 3 2008, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's 3:22pm and I still cannot find my pants from last night.

Happy Birthday, indeed.</div>
Sorry.
 
You guys are missing the point. At some point during the night I decided to lose them, and kept them from being found for sometime.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Smitty @ Aug 4 2008, 02:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I really am a night owl..I stay up too much lol


btw my avy r0x S2's s0x.</div>
Hm...

I wonder where you got that from
 
**** I'm tired. Out at a party all night, shit. Now I have to work, which is good because of money, but I'm tired as ****.

So like, how have all your summers been going? I see a lot of you spend a shit load of your time on here, what's going on?
 
I have a summer internship working on computers.

And almost half the time, I'm on here or playing games
 
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