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What you said. I thought you just said it cause you're high. I don't care any more what people say, there really is no come back to mom jokes.
 
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Shake are you guys still doing the Raptors-Nets sig bets?
 
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What you said. I thought you just said it cause you're high. I don't care any more what people say, there really is no come back to mom jokes.
Well um I'm verry sory.
 
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What you said. I thought you just said it cause you're high. I don't care any more what people say, there really is no come back to mom jokes.

In Russia, you can make fun of everything except a person's parents. I think that's pretty good, because making fun of a person's parents, "I F! your mom" etc. are horrible, horrible. Not only is attacking someone's parents pretty low, but they also make for extremely lame jokes.
 
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You don't have to be sorry.

And yea, I am. Once the season starts, I'll get it going again.
 
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In Russia, you can make fun of everything except a person's parents. I think that's pretty good, because making fun of a person's parents, "I F! your mom" etc. are horrible, horrible. Not only is attacking someone's parents pretty low, but they also make for extremely lame jokes.
Probably a bad time to mention that I happen to think yo mama jokes are quite funny.
 
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What you said. I thought you just said it cause you're high. I don't care any more what people say, there really is no come back to mom jokes.

There is always a come back - for every question, there is an answer young one.
 
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Fuck you theyre lies, don't blow this shit. I'll drown your mom with an endless stream of semen.

1) You'd have to hit puberty first
2) Plan on jacking off your dad again tonight?
3) Well, if anyone would know where to find an endless stream of semen, it'd be you.
4) Sure, but won't your mom get jealous?
5) I see, you're one of those she-dudes with a working dink and puss.

Like, I said homes, there's always a come back.
 
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1) You'd have to hit puberty first
2) Plan on jacking off your dad again tonight?
3) Well, if anyone would know where to find an endless stream of semen, it'd be you.
4) Sure, but won't your mom get jealous?
5) I see, you're one of those she-dudes with a working dink and puss.

Like, I said homes, there's always a come back.
That actually made me laugh.


The original joke was directed at Shake, for the record, which I subsquetnly apologized for.
 
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That actually made me laugh.


The original joke was directed at Shake, for the record, which I subsequently apologized for.

I realize, I just wanted to show a brother you can come back from anything - an important lesson for a young man.

FTR, I think the apology was uncalled for.

Not only do we need to get shake through HS, now we gotta tough 'en him up too?
 
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I'm tired. I need to run.
 
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House is pretty damn funny. I don't watch it regularly or even that much at all, but whenever I do it's fun.
 
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I'm gonna make a phone call and let this girl know how I feel. Any tips?
 
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Consult Shake. He knows everything!
 
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I never get time in person and she's shy so I don't want her to feel awkward, you know?
 
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The phone call isn't going to work, retard.

You shaved your porno stache. You've got no other hope in life for women.
 
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Ask her on out to go do something (but don't call it a date). Whatever you do, don't profess your love to her. That won't get you anywhere.
 
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I don't see whats wrong with calling her on the phone.

Is she a good friend? casual friend?

If you ask her to hang out is she gonna be like wtf?

If she is a good friend, if you wanna get up in that shit it could ruin the friendship later on
 
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I don't see whats wrong with calling her on the phone.

Is she a good friend? casual friend?

If you ask her to hang out is she gonna be like wtf?

If she is a good friend, if you wanna get up in that shit it could ruin the friendship later on

She's a good friend we have 1st period together and we talk sometimes. We were supposed to go hang out last weekend at the movies but the thing I hate is how she doesn't wanna come by herself and bring her friends and shit. I gave her a phone call and I randomly brought up some stuff. So I found out she's talking to a guy but they don't go out. Tomorrow, in person, I'm dropping it. I'm a tell her that I like her a lot. I'm a be straight up. I'm tired of liking girls and finding out they talk to some other guy. I'm taking this shit, fuck that dude.
 
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