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I just took a HUGE dump. My asshole feels like it's on fire now...
 
Dude. I love talking shit. Literally.

I haven't had a good one today. :[
 
I took another one an hour later. Man, that one really stung. I'm still recovering. Must of ate something.
 
I took another one an hour later. Man, that one really stung. I'm still recovering. Must of ate something.


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Dude...

Jonathon Coachman does ESPN, now?
 
I just took a HUGE dump. My asshole feels like it's on fire now...

Lay off the junk food/frozen food/fast food. You will be shitting pickles in no time. Eat your moms cooking and nothing but food you make like sandwiches and oven baked chicken. If it has too many ingredients, its bad for your asshole.

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KC lives on.
 
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Damn, GMJ was cool,

He got pissed when you mentioned his mother. Not like Duckhead, he was as Eazy as his Mom
 
LOL at the Blazers fans trying to say that Aldridge is a better defender than Tyrus Thomas, when every single defensive stat points in Tyrus' direction.
 
I don't like buying player jerseys. It seems weird wearing a basketball jersey when you aren't playing.

I like the player jersey shirts much better....and they're a lot cheaper too!
 
That Rose shirt is somewhat similar to this Gordon one I already have.

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Not sure why they aren't selling them on Bulls.com yet. I had to buy it off Amazon.

I wonder why they don't make more stylish player shirts like this. Most of the player shirts are pretty ugly.

They have a Michael Beasley one too.

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I don't like buying player jerseys. It seems weird wearing a basketball jersey when you aren't playing.

I like the player jersey shirts much better....and they're a lot cheaper too!
I own three jerseys. A KG jersey for the T-Wolves and a Gasol jersey in the Grizzlies old jersey and a Rose jersey. I don't wear the Gasol and Garnett jersey anymore because they are really small on me and I never where the Rose jersey unless it's for a Tigers event like a game or something.
 
I have a Marbury, Bosh, Moon, Calderon, Scabs, Iverson, Kobe, Carter, Alvin Williams, T-Mac (Raptors), Owens, Newman, Ware, Barber, Juan Dixon and New Orleans Chris Birdman Anderson jersey.
 
I have a Penny - Magic, and Shaq - Magic jerseys. Got them both at Goodwill for about $7. Have a Chris Webber - Royals, Tim Duncan - Team USA, Michael Jordan - Bulls, and Ben Gordon - Bulls.

But the Ben Gordon and Tim Duncan got wrecked in the wash. My mom always ruins stuff. I told her, after she ruined the Duncan one, not to do my laundry anymore, but she still does it. She doesn't understand that you have to do a cold water wash followed by drying on the delicates setting.
 
I had my first energy shot yesterday, it was one of those Ener-G ones. It didn't taste to bad compared to what I was expecting, kind of tasted like liquid Nyquil.
 
I have to give a fake interview on Wed. and I am still deciding what to wear. I have a suit but I sure if I want to wear that. I also have to find my dress shoes.
 

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