Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW) (4 Viewers)

[3RA1N1AC]

Didn't get my McDonalds breakfast this morning
Off to see a mate before he goes back early to uni

you should call him on your mobile

 

[swood]

Are you really looking forward to eating McDonald's? Why?

Because McDonald's breakfasts are amazing!

you should call him on your mobile

He only lives 5 mins away. He's taking a 10 hour bus ride back to uni

 

[44Thrilla]

how old are you?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

How old are you?

 

[44Thrilla]

no u

 

[JustinVerlander35]

19

 

[44Thrilla]

I thought you were 35

 

[Master Shake]

Only 19? Damn, you ever felt the warm love of a womens mouth around you balls?

 

[Master Shake]

I was at a sick hotel party last night, I swear this bitch drank bong water..I was crunk as fuck but it went down. SHIT IS NASTY!

 

[44Thrilla]

better than dong water

 

[Master Shake]

I don't know, after like 10 guys ripped kush through it, it's like eating a vagina after a bukkake fest

 

[swood]

You're never too old for McDonalds breakfast

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I drank bong water once. Not one of my finer moments.

 

[JustinVerlander35]

I thought you were 35

LMAO!!! Why?

 

[44Thrilla]

that time you sent me a PM asking if I like older guys

 

[swood]

I drank bong water once. Not one of my finer moments.

Das nasty!

 

[JustinVerlander35]

that time you sent me a PM asking if I like older guys

LOL! The only reason why I asked is because you would not stop trying to send me dick pics of you.

 

[Shutout]

I got pretty slammered last night. Then got high, then walked home in the rain and then played with myself while I cried myself to sleep.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I swallow my loads.

 

[swood]

I swallow my loads.

Eww. Das nasty!

My gf will be meeting my parents for the first time, a week Thursday

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I like how that brought you on to your girlfriend...

 

[swood]

Haha i have to admit, she is the only gf i've had that does.

Lunch time me thinks

 

[Shutout]

Haha i have to admit, she is the only gf i've had that does.

Lunch time me thinks

lol and that brings you to lunch.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Hahahahahaha.

 

[44Thrilla]

go fish

 

[swood]

lol and that brings you to lunch.

Hell yeah! As long as she's fed, then i eat

 

[Run BJM]

Vegas is fucking nuts.

Bars tonight. This whole being 21 thing is fun but expensive as FUCK.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

22 is the best age to be

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Can't wait till I can drink around the world.

 

[Shutout]

Vegas is fucking nuts.

Bars tonight. This whole being 21 thing is fun but expensive as FUCK.

Vegas was wild. Went clubbing, rocked up on Red Bull and Vodka, then went straight from there and played poker until 9 in the morning drinking baileys all morning, then as I was heading back to the room some black chick asked me where I was going... I said my room... she said, want some company? and I said NO, I ain't payin you! ... then I went back to the room and woke the roomies up to go to a sick pool party, drank some beers, saw some tits, then went back to my hotel and made out with the concierge cougar in the laundry room until a security guard walked in and it stopped... then saw Carrot top, then went clubbing again, somehow made my way back after a 40 hour binge of no sleeping and relatively constant drinking. Woke up 8 hours later to start it again.