Removing Hickies

[Mr. J]

What's the easiest, less painful way to remove a hicky?

 

[M Two One]

I have no idea, why do you want to get rid of it?

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting M Two One:</div><div class="quote_post">I have no idea, why do you want to get rid of it?

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It's not from my girl...

Nah JK, I don't want the folks to see it. They have the tendency to flip out over things like this.

 

[The Dream]

well usually I'm the one who gives out the hickies...lol...but I'm always willing to help a youngster out with a lil advice......one of my old flings used to put a cold spoon over hers....don't know if that worked or not.....try googling it.

 

[Shard]

I went to work with a bigass hickie once and I never heard the end of it. Wear a turtleneck if all else fails.

 

[samoan-maverick]

Put a quarter in the freezer, wait til cold and rub on the hickey with the ridges of quarter. Works like a charm.

 

[Chutney]

Tell your girl to cover your whole body with hickies so it looks less conspicuous.

 

[Smitty]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Tell your girl to cover your whole body with hickies so it looks less conspicuous.</div>

I don't know how to make em go away..but I don't really care because my folks don't really flip out about it.

 

[VinsanityVC15]

hahhaha speaking of hickies i just got rid of one. I let it go away with time but my parents saw it and they didnt let it go. Their chill but they gave me crap. i tried toothpaste but it didnt work. So i didnt care but she gave me a deep one. It took 5 days to go away. But i got her back

 

[Mag]

Put a dinner (bread?) knife in the freezer, and rub the butt of the knife on it. RUB IT. . it'll be red for a few minutes, but it'll blend in after 2-3 days. Depending on how "deep" it is. If that fails, get bruised in that spot, saying you were playing something.

Though, no one ever bought that.

 

[NTC]

I think just treating it as a bruise is the best thing to do (as thats what it essentially is). From Wikipedia:

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Love-bites usually occur during acts of intimacy and take anywhere from one to five days to fade entirely, depending on the severity of the 'bite'. Various ways have been suggested for making the love-bite fade faster. This may be desirable in cases where one doesn't want other people to know that he or she has been intimate with another person. Some suggest applying ice immediately after the mark is made to stop it from worsening. It is also suggested, once the bleeding has stopped, to stimulate circulation through numerous means, such as rubbing the area or exposing it to luke-warm water. These methods need to be applied several times in order to have a visible effect. Other methods for curing hickeys include awkward procedures such as the application of peanut butter, mayonaise, oil, or tomato sauce to the affected area. Some of these methods may completely remove the bites in a short time, but one should apply such methods gently so as to not cause further irritation to the area.

A common herbal remedy for love bites is the mountain plant Arnica, found in gel form at natural food stores.

Many violinists are said to have hickeys, due to the irritation caused by the chin rest while playing for prolonged times.</div>

 

[Schaddy]

Don't get a hickie in an obvious place. There are many places that a hickie can live and also can't be seen when you're wearing clothes...bow-chicka bow wow *porn music*

 

[asdf]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">...bow-chicka bow wow *porn music*</div>

That reminded me more of Seinfeld music than porn music.

 

[Legacy]

I had one a couple of months ago. Just put a coin in the freezer then rub the hickey with it.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">That reminded me more of Seinfeld music than porn music.</div>

 

[Skiptomylue11]

I like Chutney's idea.

A strange Ant-Arctican version of chicken-pox?

 

[Schaddy]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">That reminded me more of Seinfeld music than porn music.</div>

Hello, Newman. *glare*

 

[Hunter]

You could go for the preppy white boy image and wear a collared shirt and pop it.

 

[ChicagoSportsFan]

boil corn on the cobb. After about 45 minutes take it out of the water and place it directly on to your hickey. wala now you have a 3rd degree burn where you hickey was. that will surely get rid of it.