OT Report: Woman Told Police That Mark Cuban Sexually Assaulted Her While Posing For A Photo In 2011

[Natebishop3]

We will need two volunteers to demonstrate this maneuver.

 

[fumanchu]

I'm gonna call bullshit on that. Cuban would have to be some kind of finger banging ninja to pull that off.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm gonna call bullshit on that. Cuban would have to be some kind of finger banging ninja to pull that off.

Maybe he is

 

[Nate]

Maybe he is

Years of practice taking photos.

 

[BBert]

We will need two volunteers to demonstrate this maneuver.

Please don't say who the female volunteer will be. Please.

 

[Nate]

Please don't say who the female volunteer will be. Please.

I’ll just self identify as a woman that day.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We will need two volunteers to demonstrate this maneuver.

I'm very good with my toes, in case we want to test that preemptively.

 

[Natebishop3]

Please don't say who the female volunteer will be. Please.

My mind just filled with so many jokes.... but I'm going to leave that one alone.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm very good with my toes, in case we want to test that preemptively.

Nimble

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

My mind just filled with so many jokes.... but I'm going to leave that one alone.

You're already a better man than Cuban. This was the guy who had a serial pervert working for him for years.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm very good with my toes, in case we want to test that preemptively.

To do what Cuban did with toes...thats some crouching tiger hidden dragon shit

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

To do what Cuban did with toes...thats some crouching tiger hidden dragon shit

I got big legs. It'd just rip the jeans.

 

[Titan]

To do what Cuban did with toes...thats some crouching tiger hidden dragon shit

LOL
So what will this situation be known as? The Cuban finger missile crisis?

 

[Hoopguru]

I just don't know who to believe anymore!
Things have gone to shit!

 

[Titan]

I just don't know who to believe anymore!
Things have gone to shit!View attachment 19235

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I just don't know who to believe anymore!
Things have gone to shit!View attachment 19235

Wtf is that thing?

 

[H.C.]

I am not a Cuban fan at all. But this doesn't really pass the sniff test to me.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I am not a Cuban fan at all. But this doesn't really pass the sniff test to me.

Well, if only we knew about this in 2011 we could in fact do the sniff test

 

[calvin natt]

Nigel Jaquiss is the best reporter in this city. He's the one who exposed both Goldschmidt and Kitzhaber's bullshit.

So that's two governors and possible presidential candidate he's taken down.

Hahaha. Presidential take down? Unless a candidate murders someone on film nothing takes anyone down anymore.

 

[hoopsjock]

 

[e_blazer]

I am not a Cuban fan at all. But this doesn't really pass the sniff test to me.

Are you sniffing Cuban’s finger?

 

[riverman]

LOL
So what will this situation be known as? The Cuban finger missile crisis?

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[Denny Crane]

https://www.foxsports.com/nba/story...assault-allegations-against-mark-cuban-030718

NBA reviewing sexual assault allegations against Mark Cuban

DALLAS (AP) The NBA is reviewing 2011 allegations of sexual assault againstDallas Mavericksowner Mark Cuban and the investigation that led to a decision by prosecutors not to pursue the case.

League spokesman Mike Bass said Wednesday the NBA was looking into the matter, a day after a weekly alternative newspaper in Portland, Oregon, reported a woman’s claim that Cuban put his hands down her pants and touched her inappropriately while they were taking a photo at a Portland nightclub.

”The NBA league office is reviewing the 2011 allegations against Mark Cuban and the subsequent findings from the Portland police investigation,” Bass said.

 

[Natebishop3]

So one thing that doesn't make sense to me.... she went to the cops, but didn't want to press charges?

He passed a poly. He had medical professionals testify that it would be impossible. And I still think the guy would have to be some kind of bendy mother fucker to pull off what she said he pulled off, and all in a matter of a couple seconds because I can't imagine she would just stand there and let him do it.

 

[jonnyboy]

So one thing that doesn't make sense to me.... she went to the cops, but didn't want to press charges?

He passed a poly. He had medical professionals testify that it would be impossible. And I still think the guy would have to be some kind of bendy mother fucker to pull off what she said he pulled off, and all in a matter of a couple seconds because I can't imagine she would just stand there and let him do it.

The testimony from the "medical professional" is a joke. Anyone here saying that maneuver is impossible is inexperienced in the art of foreplay. I'm guessing the 'penetration' in question was minimal. More of a 'diddle', if you will.

DISCLAIMER: I do not recommend attempting this maneuver on anyone but a significant other. Duh.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

The testimony from the "medical professional" is a joke. Anyone here saying that maneuver is impossible is inexperienced in the art of foreplay. I'm guessing the 'penetration' in question was minimal. More of a 'diddle', if you will.

DISCLAIMER: I do not recommend attempting this maneuver on anyone but a significant other. Duh.

Does it have to be OUR significant other......?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

So...can someone explain why Nate is still a moderator? That's first rate bullshit right there.

Also, I love how this whole thread basically confirms what HCP was saying. Well done fellas, we sure made ourselves proud.

So one thing that doesn't make sense to me.... she went to the cops, but didn't want to press charges?

He passed a poly. He had medical professionals testify that it would be impossible. And I still think the guy would have to be some kind of bendy mother fucker to pull off what she said he pulled off, and all in a matter of a couple seconds because I can't imagine she would just stand there and let him do it.

The testimony from the "medical professional" is a joke. Anyone here saying that maneuver is impossible is inexperienced in the art of foreplay. I'm guessing the 'penetration' in question was minimal. More of a 'diddle', if you will.

DISCLAIMER: I do not recommend attempting this maneuver on anyone but a significant other. Duh.

This is like OJ Simpson and the glove. It is ALL about motivation.

 

[Hoopguru]

There must be a Statue of Limitations, on finger pointing accusations...getting a bit ridiculous about being tried in public opinion when a person is innocent until proven guilty.
To me if he really did it someone had to witness it amongst all those people....

 

[Chris Craig]

This is like OJ Simpson and the glove. It is ALL about motivation.

If the finger don't fit...then you must acquit!

 

[Blazers Roy]

So this guy can afford having as many upscale escorts he wants, straight 10/10 girls, but he chooses to risk himself, his family, his reputation and team on the line in order to get 2 seconds of touching some average girl's ass.

Yeah....i usually don't buy these type of stories.