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[Mediocre Man]

Man I'd love to do this, but AssClown is the coach of Indy now, and Leonar_ will either sign somewhere else, or I will run out of negative articles to write about him.

But oh my gosh it would be polarizing

 

[Natebishop3]

Man I'd love to do this, but AssClown is the coach of Indy now, and Leonar_ will either sign somewhere else, or I will run out of negative articles to write about him.

But oh my gosh it would be polarizing

You could be our Dave Deckard. Sign up.

 

[Mediocre Man]

You could be our Dave Deckard. Sign up.

My grammer sin't good enough

 

[drexlersdad]

i like this part best

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[drexlersdad]

i mean, this shit is genius.


Taxidermy plaid direct trade jean shorts. Next level blue bottle neutra, thundercats kitsch venmo lo-fi you probably haven’t heard of them dreamcatcher bitters kale chips roof party stumptown. Irony put a bird on it street art, affogato health goth pinterest sriracha shoreditch. Photo booth lo-fi ugh, meditation austin brooklyn pickled tilde. Ethical artisan heirloom messenger […]Waistcoat cray biodiesel, affogato four loko hashtag vice paleo cliche microdosing. Four dollar toast pork belly wolf, mlkshk beard fap artisan butcher kinfolk kale chips seitan locavore. Cray kitsch gochujang kale chips bespoke listicle. Gochujang affogato vice, street art tacos 3 wolf moon chartreuse plaid austin sriracha. Pitchfork roof party banjo scenester, mixtape heirloom synth […]The category description goes here. Chillwave VHS you probably haven't heard of them banh mi tilde roof party, lo-fi semiotics farm-to-table messenger bag tofu biodiesel authentic godard. Fanny pack austin green juice schlitz ethical, ramps gastropub semiotics."

 

[Natebishop3]

i like this part best

"The category description goes here. Taxidermy 3 wolf moon literally, thundercats direct trade gochujang twee 8-bit yr hoodie. Jean shorts lomo chartreuse freegan meditation, pug bushwick etsy yuccie kitsch."

That's high quality writing. Do you have any idea how many shrooms we had to give Mags before he wrote that?

 

[Chris Craig]

i mean, this shit is genius.


Taxidermy plaid direct trade jean shorts. Next level blue bottle neutra, thundercats kitsch venmo lo-fi you probably haven’t heard of them dreamcatcher bitters kale chips roof party stumptown. Irony put a bird on it street art, affogato health goth pinterest sriracha shoreditch. Photo booth lo-fi ugh, meditation austin brooklyn pickled tilde. Ethical artisan heirloom messenger […]Waistcoat cray biodiesel, affogato four loko hashtag vice paleo cliche microdosing. Four dollar toast pork belly wolf, mlkshk beard fap artisan butcher kinfolk kale chips seitan locavore. Cray kitsch gochujang kale chips bespoke listicle. Gochujang affogato vice, street art tacos 3 wolf moon chartreuse plaid austin sriracha. Pitchfork roof party banjo scenester, mixtape heirloom synth […]The category description goes here. Chillwave VHS you probably haven't heard of them banh mi tilde roof party, lo-fi semiotics farm-to-table messenger bag tofu biodiesel authentic godard. Fanny pack austin green juice schlitz ethical, ramps gastropub semiotics."

Yeah that's some mind blowing shit

 

[Orion Bailey]

i mean, this shit is genius.


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Huh??

I ask again...
HUH?

I guess ill have to check out Blazerland.com when I get home.

 

[drexlersdad]

i dig it though, looks legit, and there are a bunch of people here who can pull some entertaining writing out of their ass, shouldnt be left wanting for content.

 

[santeesioux]

You guys should post a Kevin Durant to Portland rumor closer to free agency and we can spread it around the nba message board community/social media and get you all kinds of clicks.

 

[drexlersdad]

im guessing they are all just popular search keywords that enable spider bots to track bandwidth reconfiguration on the mainframe back end.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You guys should post a Kevin Durant to Portland rumor closer to free agency and we can spread it around the nba message board community/social media and get you all kinds of clicks.

CONFIRMED! Kevin Durant signs in Portland.


(old backdated nike article)

 

[Haakzilla]

im guessing they are all just popular search keywords that enable spider bots to track bandwidth reconfiguration on the mainframe back end.

...no, just hipster filler content for the example articles I needed for testing the layout setup etc.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Sweet!

 

[BonesJones]

You guys should post a Kevin Durant to Portland rumor closer to free agency and we can spread it around the nba message board community/social media and get you all kinds of clicks.

Hell any article associating us with Durant would get clicks, because you know the national media ain't dropping our name in relation to anyone

"Can the Blazers Land a Meeting with Durant After Passing On Him In the 2007 Draft?"

Google search "Durant Blazers" and boom. One article .

 

[Natebishop3]

The site isn't ready for promotion. We only made it visible because of this thread. The cat is out of the bag, so to speak. We're not going to start actively publicizing it until we have more content.

 

[THE HCP]

I see that the site has some quality advertisers already lined up!

 

[Natebishop3]

View attachment 9224 I see that the site has some quality advertisers already lined up!

It's probably pulling from your recent google searches. I had no idea you were into that kind of thing!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I'm going to start an online gambling site called www.betHCP.com where you wager against HCP on any Blazer factoid or prediction. It will be massively profitable because it will never pay off.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Will we go over there, read articles, watch videos and then come back here to talk about it?

Somewhere Dwight Jaynes is laughing at this idea.

 

[South East]

If Portland does any draft workouts I've got a camera I can take to the PF to get some footage and interviews for the site.

 

[Strenuus]

Somewhere Dwight Jaynes is laughing at this idea.

Why?

 

[THE HCP]

It's official FAMS.....The HCP is signed up! They want me to buy a JEEP......Now what?

 

[Haakzilla]

It's official FAMS.....The HCP is signed up! They want me to buy a JEEP......Now what?


View attachment 9226

...now, anytime you see an ad that you like (or don't like) just click away!

 

[Eastoff]

It's official FAMS.....The HCP is signed up! They want me to buy a JEEP......Now what?


View attachment 9226

Now you go road tripping, big John !

 

[Orion Bailey]

Now you go road tripping, big John !

Tailgate Meyer's Humvee all summer!

 

[BigGameDamian]

Why?

Why ask why? Because it was me.

 

[Strenuus]

Why ask why? Because it was me.

Thanks. I knew you didn't have an answer, as usual.

 

[Chris Craig]

Bump

 

[BigGameDamian]

View attachment 9224 I see that the site has some quality advertisers already lined up!

Did you join the site?