RipCityTwo.Com Awards

[THE HCP]

We've joked around here about some of the best threads over the years. Best posts, that have kinda' stuck around. Comments that have become part of our lexicon. (Actually used my thesaurus for the word "lexicon")
Would it be possible to have some sort of end of season, like post summer league, awards for the Best Ofs? Like 5 different categories we could vote on.
I'm sure the MVP race for example would get old with The HCP winning every season, but the other categories might bring a little fun to this place in the dog days. What do you think?

We could get the team to get some gear or tickets as prizes.

 

[julius]

There HAS to be a "Drinks like a fish" award.

 

[e_blazer]

We've joked around here about some of the best threads over the years. Best posts, that have kinda' stuck around. Comments that have become part of our lexicon. (Actually used my thesaurus for the word "lexicon")
Would it be possible to have some sort of end of season, like post summer league, awards for the Best Ofs? Like 5 different categories we could vote on.
I'm sure the MVP race for example would get old with The HCP winning every season, but the other categories might bring a little fun to this place in the dog days. What do you think?

We could get the team to get some gear or tickets as prizes.

You'd be a lock for the MVFM (Most Valuable Family Member).

 

[BlazerWookee]

I have some preliminary designs for a laser-etched acrylic trophy...

 

[Strenuus]

This would be awesome.

Best post

"Drop the mic" post (in pertaining to knowledge of the team, game)

Best "burn" post (with limitations of course, and I think we'll just leave the OT section out of this one lol)

I'll try to think of more...

I wish there was a way to curate and vote as the year went on, or a way to go back easily to posts... That would make everything so much easier.

 

[BBert]

As long as it's about the post, and not the poster.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

You'd be a lock for the MVFM (Most Valuable Family Member).

MVW? (wife)

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

The TalkHard Memorial Award for Most Conservative OT Section Blowhard

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

The Mixum Memorial Award for Most Confusing Mix of Fan and Troll

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

The BenDavis503 Memorial Award for Most Hilarious Use of The Word "Fams" (retroactively awarded to HCP for the past 5 seasons.)

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

The PapaG Memorial Award for Most Unstable Series of Posts and Threats of Physical Violence

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

The Xericx Memorial Award for Longest Time on the Road to Serfdom

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Who's a good boy?" award

 

[PDXFonz]

And the award for streetest poster goes to...

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Most Valuable Celeb: Kingspeed
Most Valuable Statistician: BNM
Most Valuable Foreign Prospect Evaluator: Rasta
Most Valuable Ref: Dviss
Most Valuable Salary Capologist: (sorry forgot, but one of you is a badass!)
Most Valuable Draftnik(s): might be multiple
Most Valuable Team Official (and Wife): HCP
Most Valuable Grouch: MM
Most Inciteful Poster: Me (Ha!)
Most Valuable Mod: Sly
Most Valuable Former Journalist: NateBishop

Edit:
Most Missed Award: Mags
Most Unpredictable Poster: BGD

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Most Valuable Celeb: Kingspeed - come on', he's not a "celeb".
Most Valuable Grouch: Mediocre Man - ha ha ha!
Most Missed Award: Mags - & his wife!!!

 

[Boob-No-More]

The PapaG Memorial Award for Most Unstable Series of Posts and Threats of Physical Violence

Actually, PapaG never threatened anyone with violence. Quite the opposite. He would bait others into threatening him and then threaten to lawyer up.

He would also win the award for most forum aliases (PapaG, BGrantfan, NewsSource, YodaoftheModa, etc.) and easiest to spot when trying to hide behind an alias.

BNM

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Most Valuable Salary Capologist: (sorry forgot, but one of you is a badass!)

Probably want to go with @42N8Bounce on that, and maybe create a separate category for overall CBA guru, for which I'd nominate @BrianFromWA.

 

[THE HCP]

Mixum HAS to receive some sort of award right?

 

[e_blazer]

Mixum HAS to receive some sort of award right?

MPD (Multiple Personalities Disorder)?

 

[Boob-No-More]

I nominate Tunchi for the Feast or Famine award, but we should only give that award every other year.

BNM

 

[dviss1]

There HAS to be a "Drinks like a fish" award.

@BLAZINGGIANTS wins. Hands down.

Fucking HILARIOUS. Had me in stitches in the Skybox! Next time we do a get together we should all pitch in and make sure that he never pays for drinks and has a ride home.

And maybe @SlyPokerDog too since he puts all the shit together...

 

[BlazerWookee]

@BLAZINGGIANTS wins. Hands down.

Fucking HILARIOUS. Had me in stitches in the Skybox! Next time we do a get together we should all pitch in and make sure that he never pays for drinks and has a ride home.

And maybe @SlyPokerDog too since he puts all the shit together...

Dude. You've never drank with me. I do things like shouting "Who's your nanny?" at Ruben Patterson when he's shooting free throws, start a "DE-FENSE!" chant during Fan Fest, and tell Dan Dickau to "arch your back a little bit more when you do that" when he bent over to do hamstring stretches right in front of me...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

@BLAZINGGIANTS wins. Hands down.

Fucking HILARIOUS. Had me in stitches in the Skybox! Next time we do a get together we should all pitch in and make sure that he never pays for drinks and has a ride home.

And maybe @SlyPokerDog too since he puts all the shit together...

Thanks for the positive thoughts, @dviss1 ! I do what I can. It was a good thing I had a ride to the game - I was sauced before I got there.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Dude. You've never drank with me. I do things like shouting "Who's your nanny?" at Ruben Patterson when he's shooting free throws, start a "DE-FENSE!" chant during Fan Fest, and tell Dan Dickau to "arch your back a little bit more when you do that" when he bent over to do hamstring stretches right in front of me...

Dude, you literally drink water. Don't try to pretend that squashing a bunch of Coors Light is actually drinking.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Dude, you literally drink water. Don't try to pretend that squashing a bunch of Coors Light is actually drinking.

I prefer quantity to quality. If I drank microbrews the way I can drink Coors Light, I'd weigh 400 lbs instead of a little over 300, lol...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

While I prefer quality, quantity is what it takes to get there.

That doesn't make drinking Coors Light right!

 

[EGame]

My award for most passionate Blazer fan would have to go to Bones. Anyone who punches a hole in there wall after a loss screams passion to me.

 

[Shaboid]

Best nickname for the 3 point shot obviously goes to @swish3

 

[Wheels]

First post in MONTHS. What do I win guys?!