Roytoy/Batum Looms

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

In his defense, we root for the Blazers, which, well, aren't exactly (until this year) an elite-ish team.

Jacksonville Jaguars:

2011: 5-11
2012: 2-14
2013: 4-12

No playoffs in the last 6 years, and not a lot of hope in sight.

I didn't refer to the Blazers as "elite" but it'd be very difficult to be a Jaguars fan. Kinda like being a Clippers fan before the past couple of years.

 

[Natebishop3]

Jacksonville Jaguars:

2011: 5-11
2012: 2-14
2013: 4-12

No playoffs in the last 6 years, and not a lot of hope in sight.

I didn't refer to the Blazers as "elite" but it'd be very difficult to be a Jaguars fan. Kinda like being a Clippers fan before the past couple of years.

Hmmm.. that's an interesting comparison.

So the Jags were:

2011: 0.454
2012: 0.142
2013: 0.333

The Blazers were:

2011: 0.585
2012: 0.424
2013: 0.402

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Hmmm.. that's an interesting comparison.

So the Jags were:

2011: 0.454
2012: 0.142
2013: 0.333

The Blazers were:

2011: 0.585
2012: 0.424
2013: 0.402

Bad math, dude. Very bad math. I'm going to suggest you recalculate your Jags' numbers.

 

[RR7]

Ban this bastard Nate!

 

[Natebishop3]

Bad math, dude. Very bad math. I'm going to suggest you recalculate your Jags' numbers.

It's not bad math, the math is correct, I just forgot to add the wins to the losses before calculating the percentages.

So it's actually:

2011: 0.312
2012: 0.125
2013: 0.250

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ban this bastard Nate!

Nah, Nate's cool. He knows I'm giving him shit.

And two, I know who my dad is. He's alive and well. And my parents are still married. So, I'm about as far from a bastard as one can get.

 

[Natebishop3]

Nah, Nate's cool. He knows I'm giving him shit.

And two, I know who my dad is. He's alive and well. And my parents are still married. So, I'm about as far from a bastard as one can get.

Your dad is actually the mail man. Sorry bro.

 

[RR7]

Terrible mod. Ban him for giving you shit. I'll bring this up for years!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Terrible mod. Ban him for giving you shit. I'll bring this up for years!

Damnit. F me. Sorry for the disrespect, Nate. You have to look at my body of work. I've been giving people shit for years. Ban me.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Your dad is actually the mail man. Sorry bro.

It's spelled "male". As in, yes, he is "male", man.

(I look way too much like my dad for my real dad to be the mailman).

 

[RR7]

Body of work shows bannable for shit flipping. See you in a month.

 

[Cryptkeeper]

Terrible mod. Ban him for giving you shit. I'll bring this up for years!

 

[Natebishop3]

Damnit. F me. Sorry for the disrespect, Nate. You have to look at my body of work. I've been giving people shit for years. Ban me.

You insulted my bad math! You must pay.

 

[Natebishop3]

It's spelled "male". As in, yes, he is "male", man.

(I look way too much like my dad for my real dad to be the mailman).

The mail man is actually your dad's dad as well.

/Game of Thrones.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

The mail man is actually your dad's dad as well.

/Game of Thrones.

Hahaha. I actually look more like my grandpa than I do my dad (aside from the 55-year age gap).

 

[Natebishop3]

Hahaha. I actually look more like my grandpa than I do my dad (aside from the 55-year age gap).

The mail man is your dad's, dad's, dad?

Is your mail man over 100 years old? (Just curious)

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

The mail man is your dad's, dad's, dad?

Is your mail man over 100 years old? (Just curious)

I don't know who our current mail man is, to be honest. We live at the very end of a private street, and our mailbox is one of those cluster box units. Maybe one day I'll see him or her, but it's been a year, and I've not seen him or her.

The mail "man" when I was little and living in SE Portland was a foxy brunette lady (Angela). None have ever compared to her since (mostly because they were all old men).

 

[Natebishop3]

I don't know who our current mail man is, to be honest. We live at the very end of a private street, and our mailbox is one of those cluster box units. Maybe one day I'll see him or her, but it's been a year, and I've not seen him or her.

The mail "man" when I was little and living in SE Portland was a foxy brunette lady (Angela). None have ever compared to her since (mostly because they were all old men).

Ours seems to change from week to week. I've seen a woman and I've seen an old Asian guy. Never any hot chicks though. Some guys get all the luck.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ours seems to change from week to week. I've seen a woman and I've seen an old Asian guy. Never any hot chicks though. Some guys get all the luck.

It'd have been luck if I had been older than I was (0-8).

Ever since, they've all been cranky old men.

 

[Cryptkeeper]

Ours seems to change from week to week. I've seen a woman and I've seen an old Asian guy. Never any hot chicks though. Some guys get all the luck.

30% of guys get all the luck, the other 70 watch too much porn.

 

[Natebishop3]

It'd have been luck if I had been older than I was (0-8).

Ever since, they've all been cranky old men.

Lots of cranky old men. They should really try to recruit more hot women.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'd use the USPS more frequently if they had more hot women working there (or any).

 

[Hobbesarable]

I'd use the USPS more frequently if they had more hot women working there (or any).

The hooters version of USPS, eh?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

The hooters version of USPS, eh?

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift cumpletion of their pointed mounds.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Somehow, I knew Sly would have something productive to add. Thanks, Sly!