SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

FUCK YOU!

THERE IS NO OPTION TO VOTE NO SO I ADDED FUCK YOU TO THE POLL TO HELP SET THE TONE OF THIS THREAD AND MAKE PEOPLE COMFORTABLE WITH THE FORMAT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

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PH YEAH FUCK YOU TOO

I WAS HOPING WE COULD TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AND USE IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BOND AS FORUM MEMBERS BUT I GUESS SOME PEOPLE ARE MORE INTERESTED IN DEFLECTING CRITICISM IN ORDER TO NOT SOUND TOO CONTROVERSIAL

 

[Chris Craig]

BEFORE A GAME YEARS AGO I RAN INTO BONZI WELLS AND ZACH RANDOLPH IN THE CONCOURSE GREETING FANS. WHEN I WALKED UP TO THEM THEY SAID WHAT'S UP LITTLE MAN. I WAS THINKING DID THEY JUST FUCKING CALL ME LITTLE MAN THEN I WAS LIKE OH YEAH I'M SHORT ESPECIALLY COMPARED TO THEM. THE BLAZERS WERE PLAYING THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES. I SAID SOMETHING TO THE AFFECT YOU GUYS BETTER WIN TONIGHT OR YOU WILL END UP IN MEMPHIS. THEY WON BUT BOTH OF THEM EVENTUALLY ENDED UP ON THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES ANYWAY. BONZI LATER THAT YEAR.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I THINK WE ARE RELYING TOO MUCH ON SIMONS AND COLLINS THIS YEAR IF THEY ARENT READY TO BE MAJOR CONTRIBUTORS THEN WE ARE FUCKED

 

[3RA1N1AC]

BEFORE A GAME YEARS AGO I RAN INTO BONZI WELLS AND ZACH RANDOLPH IN THE CONCOURSE GREETING FANS. WHEN I WALKED UP TO THEM THEY SAID WHAT'S UP LITTLE MAN. I WAS THINKING DID THEY JUST FUCKING CALL ME LITTLE MAN THEN I WAS LIKE OH YEAH I'M SHORT ESPECIALLY COMPARED TO THEM. THE BLAZERS WERE PLAYING THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES. I SAID SOMETHING TO THE AFFECT YOU GUYS BETTER WIN TONIGHT OR YOU WILL END UP IN MEMPHIS. THEY WON BUT BOTH OF THEM EVENTUALLY ENDED UP ON THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES ANYWAY. BONZI LATER THAT YEAR.

MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF REALITY ALTERING WIZARD WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE VERY SHORT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

IM ANGRY THAT I LIVE ON THE EAST COAST AND MOST GAMES START AT 1030PM I CANT STAY UP ALL NIGHT IM OLD NOW

 

[3RA1N1AC]

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ESSENTIALLY ONLY HAVE ONE TEAM COLOR THE COLOR RED I MEAN SHIT IT KINDA LIMITS OUR OPTIONS AS FAR AS ALTERNATE JERSEYS GO I MEAN WE HAVE BLACK AND WHITE AND RED THATS IT

 

[dviss1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dviss1]

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ESSENTIALLY ONLY HAVE ONE TEAM COLOR THE COLOR RED I MEAN SHIT IT KINDA LIMITS OUR OPTIONS AS FAR AS ALTERNATE JERSEYS GO I MEAN WE HAVE BLACK AND WHITE AND RED THATS IT

WE LITERALLY HAD FUCKING PEWTER JERSEYS LAST SEASON BRO

FUCKING PEWTER

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WE LITERALLY HAD FUCKING PEWTER JERSEYS LAST SEASON BRO

FUCKING PEWTER

THATS WHAT I MEAN WE HAVE TO HAVE LAME SHIT LIKE THAT LIKE OH HEY LETS JUST MIX WHITE AND BLACK AND THAT WILL BE OUR COLOR NOW I MEAN SHIT WHATS NEXT PINK

 

[SlyPokerDog]

i will not conform to your capitol fontasizes.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THAT IS BULLSHIT YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY ATTEMPT TO INCREASE THE UNDERSTANDING OF OUR SHARED EXPERIENCES

 

[Dougnsalem]

DO I HAVE TO USE THOSE STUPID DOTS TOO???????

THOSE ARE MY DOTS THAT YOU ARE USING...............

EDIT:

OH
THOSE DOTS
WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE AT???

 

[Titan]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
THATS HOW I FEEL, TRANSLATE THAT.

 

[barfo]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN PRISON FAMS

BARFO

 

[THE HCP]

I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN AIRPORTS CONSTANTLY!!!!!

 

[barfo]

I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN AIRPORTS CONSTANTLY!!!!!
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THAT PICTURE IS CLEARLY NOT OF AN AIRPORT AS IT IS NOT BLURRY

BARFO

 

[THE HCP]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN PRISON FAMS

BARFO

YES THE FAMS THREAD IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS DUMP AND THE NEW PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!

 

[ABM]

S2 IS A DUCK FARM.....PERIOD!!

 

[andalusian]

NOT ENOUGH MSG

 

[ABM]

I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN AIRPORTS CONSTANTLY!!!!!

IN CERTAIN AIRPORTS, THERE ARE SPECIAL PLACES FOR YOU!!

 

[Dougnsalem]

I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN AIRPORTS CONSTANTLY!!!!!
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HEY 10 BUCKS IF YOU CAN GET ME THAT BLOND CHICKS NUMBER OK 20 IF YOU HAVE TO RUN TO CATCH HER

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN AIRPORTS CONSTANTLY!!!!!
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YES BUT YOU SURE GOT THAT FLOOR CLEAN

#SOSHINY

 

[ABM]

HEY 10 BUCKS IF YOU CAN GET ME THAT BLOND CHICKS NUMBER OK 20 IF YOU HAVE TO RUN

IS YOUR LAST NAME EPSTEIN?!!!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

YES

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I WANT A GOOD BURRITO BUT THEY REALLY DONT HAVE ANY IN THIS AREA ITS FRUSTRATING

 

[Dougnsalem]

IS YOUR LAST NAME EPSTEIN?!!!

CLOSE EINSTEIN

 

[Dougnsalem]

HAVE YOU TRIED SMOKING WEED I HEARD IT CAN BE USED TO TREAT ANXIETY

I BET WE COULD HAVE A GREAT CONVERSATION ABOUT THAT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WE HAVE A LARGE FAN AT WORK TO USE WHEN WE ARE OUTSIDE AND IT IS HOT BUT SOMETIMES I LET OTHER PEOPLE ONSITE USE IT AND MY EMPLOYEES GET ANGRY IM LIKE IT ISNT YOUR FAN ITS MY FAN GET YOUR OWN GIANT FAN IF YOU NEED ONE SO BAD

 

[e_blazer]

I SAY IF YOURE GONNA DO CAPS, DO IT BIG, DAMNIT!!!