SALTY SUNDAY

[dviss1]

FUCK D&D GEEKS MAKING ALL THE MONEY NOW AND BANGING MODELS

YOU SHOULDA BEEN FUCKING FRIENDS WITH THEM INSTEAD OF SHUNNING THEM AND GIVING THEM WEDGIES

NOW THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE PAID WELL AND SINCE I WAS COOL WITH THEM I'M GETTIN ALL KINDS OF NERD WINGMAN ACTION

BE A FRIEND IT PAYS OFF IN THE END

 

[dviss1]

ALIENS

 

[dviss1]

IT PISSES ME OFF WE CAN ONLY DO THIS SUNDAYS

THEN I'M GONNA START SALTY SATURDAYS

 

[dviss1]

THAT'S FUNNY AF

 

[Magoo]

WTF?!? ARE YOU OKAY?

I JUMPED SO THE BUMPER DIDNT GET MY KNEES. VERY BRUISED LEGS TO ALMOST BROKEN. I HAD A BACKPACK ON SO SAVED ME FROM A NECK / BACK INJURY . I'VE GIVEN MYSELF A BAD CONCUSSION THAT GAVE ME VERTIGO TO THE POINT OF PUKING WHEN IT HITS.

ALL IN ALL NO BROKEN BONES JUST WEEKS OF RECOVERY BEFORE I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. NEXT APPOINTMENT IS AUG 5 FOR A CHECK UP. SO SLEEP IS MY ANSWER FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

 

[Strenuus]

THEN I'M GONNA START SALTY SATURDAYS

IM GONNA DO IT FOR EVERY DAY MEYERS IS NO LONGER A BLAZER

 

[Phatguysrule]

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHARGE THEM FOR THE TIME THEY KEEP YOU WAITING I DONT THINK THAT WOULD BE UNREASONABLE

YES! FUCKING UBER SHOULD START CHARGING AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE!

 

[dviss1]

I HATE IT WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN PEOPLE CANT FOLLOW BASIC INSTRUCTION AND START TAKING A GIANT SHIT ON SOMETHING THAT WAS CREATED FOR US TO JOIN FREELY INTO A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL SENSE OF TOGETHERNESS

IF A MUTHAFUCKA DOESN'T LIKE THE MUTHAFUCKIN THREAD DON'T POST IN THE MUTHAFUCKA

 

[dviss1]

I JUMPED SO THE BUMPER DIDNT GET MY KNEES. VERY BRUISED LEGS TO ALMOST BROKEN. I HAD A BACKPACK ON SO SAVED ME FROM A NECK / BACK INJURY . I'VE GIVEN MYSELF A BAD CONCUSSION THAT GAVE ME VERTIGO TO THE POINT OF PUKING WHEN IT HITS.

ALL IN ALL NO BROKEN BONES JUST WEEKS OF RECOVERY BEFORE I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. NEXT APPOINTMENT IS AUG 5 FOR A CHECK UP. SO SLEEP IS MY ANSWER FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

WELL I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE AND NOW YOU BETTER FUCKING GET PAID

 

[dviss1]

YES! FUCKING UBER SHOULD START CHARGING AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE!

WHAT MF YOU DRIVE UBER

 

[Strenuus]

YES! FUCKING UBER SHOULD START CHARGING AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE!

THEY DO.

ALSO, I REALLY WANT THE MARIS61 EMOTICON BACK. WOULD MAKE THIS EVEN BETTER.

 

[BonesJones]

IF A MUTHAFUCKA DOESN'T LIKE THE MUTHAFUCKIN THREAD DON'T POST IN THE MUTHAFUCKA

A MUDDAFUKKA GETTIN TOO EXCITED

 

[Phatguysrule]

LOOKS LIKE WE JUST FOUND THE CAUSE OF WHY THE HOMELESS SHIT ON THE SIDEWALKS. THEY CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. THEY WERE GIVEN CHALUPA COUPONS.

I DON'T WANT TO SAY TOO MUCH, BUT I THINK SOMETIMES THE HOMELESS ARE WRONGFULLY BLAMED FOR THIS!

 

[dviss1]

I HATE SHARK WEEK

I DO TOO

IT JUST GIVES A NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE TO SHARKS

BRO SHARKS ARE THE MISUNDERSTOOD PIT BULL OF THE OCEAN

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY USED TO HAVE NANNY SHARKS

LOOK HOW WELL TAKEN CARE OF THIS LIL BABY IS

 

[Phatguysrule]

FUCK I'VE BEEN USING TOO MUCH PUNCTUATION

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I JUMPED SO THE BUMPER DIDNT GET MY KNEES. VERY BRUISED LEGS TO ALMOST BROKEN. I HAD A BACKPACK ON SO SAVED ME FROM A NECK / BACK INJURY . I'VE GIVEN MYSELF A BAD CONCUSSION THAT GAVE ME VERTIGO TO THE POINT OF PUKING WHEN IT HITS.

ALL IN ALL NO BROKEN BONES JUST WEEKS OF RECOVERY BEFORE I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. NEXT APPOINTMENT IS AUG 5 FOR A CHECK UP. SO SLEEP IS MY ANSWER FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

WOW! DID THE DRIVER STOP? THEIR INSURANCE PAYING YOU?

 

[Magoo]

IM NOT PUTTING ANY MORE ABOUT IT ON THE NET TILL FURTHER NOTICE


YES THEY DID STOP I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET THE POLICE REPORT YET THEY HAVEN'T FINISHED PROCESSING THE PAPERWORK HOPEFULLY ITS DONE MONDAY

 

[blazerfan11]

I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE MAD THAT WE GOT RID OF AMINU AND HARKLESS OH AND SCREW THE TURNER STANS AS WELL

ARE THEY REALLY MAD ABOUT THAT OR MAD WE DIDN'T GET BETTER PLAYERS TO TAKE THEIR PLACE?

I DO TOO

IT JUST GIVES A NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE TO SHARKS

BRO SHARKS ARE THE MISUNDERSTOOD PIT BULL OF THE OCEAN

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY USED TO HAVE NANNY SHARKS

LOOK HOW WELL TAKEN CARE OF THIS LIL BABY IS

I HAVE HEARD OF THE NURSE SHARK (THOUGH NEVER VISITED ONE MYSELF). THE NANNY SHARK IS MORE PROOF OF SHARKS GOODWILL TO PEOPLE.

 

[hoopsjock]

WHAT HAS MADE ME THE MOST ANGRY THIS YEAR IS THE PILE OF GARBAGE WHICH WAS THE FINAL SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES

YES OMG FUCK THE LAST SEASON (AND MOST OF THE LAST COUPLE SEASONS)!

 

[THE HCP]

MY PARENTS ARE CURRENTLY VISITING AND STAYING AT MY APARTMENT WHICH MEANS IVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOR THE PAST THREE NIGHTS

I BET TONIGHT THEY ARE GOING TO BONE AND YOULL TOTALLY HEAR IT! AND I MEAN BONE REAL HARD AND LOUD!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

IT'S MIDNIGHT

SEE YOU NEXT SUNDAY