SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WE HAVE AN 80S PARTY AT WORK SO IM LIKE COOL ILL GO AS VANILLA ICE BUT THEN IM THINKING LIKE SHIT THAT WAS LIKE 1990 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA FUCKING DO

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I AM SO TIRED OF BLIPPY FROZEN AND DOC MCFREAKING STUFFINS

 

[wizenheimer]

WE HAVE AN 80S PARTY AT WORK SO IM LIKE COOL ILL GO AS VANILLA ICE BUT THEN IM THINKING LIKE SHIT THAT WAS LIKE 1990 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA FUCKING DO

DUMBASS...GO AS SOMEBODY FROM THE 70'S AND SAY FUCK THE 80'S YOU CAN DO THAT IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF SALTY

AND YEAH I KNOW I USED COMMAS BUT COMMAS AINT PUNCTUATION ON SUNDAYS ITS IN THE HANDBOOK HONEST I WOULDN'T BULLSHIT TRUST ME I NEVER LIE AND IM ALWAYS RIGHT

TOO MUCH GRAY SKY THIS SUMMER AND NOT ENOUGH SUN ITS FUCKING UP MY COMPETITIVE TAN AND I WONT MAKE THE CUT AT THE GEORGE HAMILTON COCOA BUTTER OPEN I WAS COUNTING ON THE WINNINGS TO PAY FOR FLAME DECALS ON THE DOORS OF MY PICKUP SINCE I ALREADY HAVE THE CHARIOT RIMS AND VELVET DICE HANGING FROM THE MIRROR WITH BLACK SABBATH IN THE 8TRACK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT YOU ASK DUMBASS IM GIVING YOU A TEMPLATE FOR THE 70'S WITH A LITTLE 60'S THROWN IN FOR YOUR IDIOT 80'S PARTY

 

[Shaboid]

WE HAVE AN 80S PARTY AT WORK SO IM LIKE COOL ILL GO AS VANILLA ICE BUT THEN IM THINKING LIKE SHIT THAT WAS LIKE 1990 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA FUCKING DO

I WAS BORN IN 1988 YOU CAN GO AS ME

 

[e_blazer]

WE HAVE AN 80S PARTY AT WORK SO IM LIKE COOL ILL GO AS VANILLA ICE BUT THEN IM THINKING LIKE SHIT THAT WAS LIKE 1990 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA FUCKING DO

YOU NEVER HEARD OF MICHAEL JACKSON, NUMBNUTS?!

 

[Hoopguru]

MSNBC CNN FOX WHAT A JOKE NEITHER INTERESTED IN GIVING JUST NEWS FOR THE DAY ONLY PROPAGANDA FOR POWER HUNGRY POLITICIANS IF YOU WATCH ANY OF THESE STATIONS YOU MAY AS WELL JOIN A CULT

 

[SlyPokerDog]

WE HAVE AN 80S PARTY AT WORK SO IM LIKE COOL ILL GO AS VANILLA ICE BUT THEN IM THINKING LIKE SHIT THAT WAS LIKE 1990 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA FUCKING DO

GO AS A BEASTIE BOY

SAME OUTFIT

RIGHT DECADE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

GO AS A BEASTIE BOY

SAME OUTFIT

RIGHT DECADE

BUT I ALREADY SHAVED LIGHTNING BOLTS INTO MY HEAD I GUESS ILL GO AS BRIAN BOZWORTH

 

[3RA1N1AC]

YOU NEVER HEARD OF MICHAEL JACKSON, NUMBNUTS?!

I WOULD BUT IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

MSNBC CNN FOX WHAT A JOKE NEITHER INTERESTED IN GIVING JUST NEWS FOR THE DAY ONLY PROPAGANDA FOR POWER HUNGRY POLITICIANS IF YOU WATCH ANY OF THESE STATIONS YOU MAY AS WELL JOIN A CULT

I AGREE THEY ARE ALL GARBAGE SO INSTEAD I WATCH BBC BECAUSE I LIKE BIG BLACK COCKS

 

[barfo]

GO AS THE BANGLES

BARFO

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I AM SO TIRED OF BLIPPY FROZEN AND DOC MCFREAKING STUFFINS

BAY BEE SHARK DO DO DO DO DO

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I WOULD BUT IM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

GO AS THE BANGLES

BARFO

I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING AS THE GANGBANGLES THEY ARE JUST LIKE THE BANGLES BUT THEY ARE IN A GANG

 

[3RA1N1AC]

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT

NO THIS IS NOT THE SIMS THIS IS REAL LIFE

 

[barfo]

YOU CAN BE ANY SORT OF FAILURE YOU WANT TO BE THEN

BARFO

 

[3RA1N1AC]

IM SALTY THAT LAST WEEK I DIDNT MAKE A SALTY SUNDAY THREAD BECAUSE I SLEPT ALL DAY BUT YOU GUYS HAD MY BACK SO THAT MADE ME LESS SALTY

 

[3RA1N1AC]

YOU CAN BE ANY SORT OF FAILURE YOU WANT TO BE THEN

BARFO

MAYBE I WILL LOCK MYSELF IN A ROOM WITH NO DOORS AND BURN DINNER ON THE STOVE UNTIL THE FIRE CONSUMES ME

 

[SlyPokerDog]

THIS IS REAL LIFE

THIS IS JUST FANTASY

 

[SlyPokerDog]

THIS IS JUST FANTASY

CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

 

[SlyPokerDog]

CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

 

[barfo]

A ROOM WITH NO DOORS WOULD BE A GOOD TITLE FOR A NOVEL OR THE NAME OF YOUR PARAKEET

BARFO

 

[3RA1N1AC]

NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

ACTUALLY THIS IS THAT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

A ROOM WITH NO DOORS WOULD BE A GOOD TITLE FOR A NOVEL OR THE NAME OF YOUR PARAKEET

BARFO

YES I AGREE

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ACTUALLY THIS IS THAT

YOURE JUST A POOR BOY

NOBODY LOVES YOU

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I NEED NO SYMPATHY

 

[Mediocre Man]

STOP QUOTING QUEEN. FUCK ITS A BEAUTIFUL SONG. LEAVE IT BE

 

[SlyPokerDog]

STOP QUOTING QUEEN. FUCK ITS A BEAUTIFUL SONG. LEAVE IT BE

WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO

 

[riverman]

STOP MAKING SENSE TALKING HEADS ZOOT SUIT WOULD BE MY 80s COSTUME