SALTY SUNDAY

[SlyPokerDog]

STOP MAKING SENSE TALKING HEADS ZOOT SUIT WOULD BE MY 80s COSTUME

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I HAVE THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF I AM GOING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I HAVE THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF I AM GOING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT

WHAT GAMES???

 

[oldfisherman]

IM SALTY THAT LAST WEEK I DIDNT MAKE A SALTY SUNDAY THREAD BECAUSE I SLEPT ALL DAY BUT YOU GUYS HAD MY BACK SO THAT MADE ME LESS SALTY

IM SALTY ABOUT YOU BEING SALTY

MOST RASCALS THAT DO SOMETHING ON SAT NITE THEY WILL REGRET IN THE MORNING ONLY SLEEP TILL NOON ON SUNDAY.

YOU SLEPT ALL DAY
YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO

 

[barfo]

WE WILL ALERT THE WALMART IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO BE ON ALERT

BARFO

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WHAT GAMES???

PROBABLY SPORTS GAMES AND SOME FORTNITE WITH THE KIDDO I HAVE AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT SO WE CAN BOTH PLAY ON DIFFERENT TVS

 

[3RA1N1AC]

IM SALTY ABOUT YOU BEING SALTY

MOST RASCALS THAT DO SOMETHING ON SAT NITE THEY WILL REGRET IN THE MORNING ONLY SLEEP TILL NOON ON SUNDAY.

YOU SLEPT ALL DAY
YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO

I WORKED 220 HOURS IN THE 2 WEEKS PRIOR SO I CRASHED HARD AND WOKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GET SUPER DUPER HIGH AND DRUNK AND GRILLED STEAKS AND I FORGOT ABOUT POSTING SALTY SUNDAY THUS MAKING ME EVEN SALTIER IF POSSIBLE BUT YALL HAD MY BACK THANK YOU

 

[Chris Craig]

I AM SO TIRED OF BLIPPY FROZEN AND DOC MCFREAKING STUFFINS

OH GOD BLIPPI...WEIRD DUDE

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

PROBABLY SPORTS GAMES AND SOME FORTNITE WITH THE KIDDO I HAVE AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT SO WE CAN BOTH PLAY ON DIFFERENT TVS

THE NEW MADDEN IS FUN!

 

[oldfisherman]

I WORKED 220 HOURS IN THE 2 WEEKS PRIOR SO I CRASHED HARD AND WOKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GET SUPER DUPER HIGH AND DRUNK AND GRILLED STEAKS AND I FORGOT ABOUT POSTING SALTY SUNDAY THUS MAKING ME EVEN SALTIER IF POSSIBLE BUT YALL HAD MY BACK THANK YOU

NOW THAT MAKES ME SUPER SALTY, YOU TOOK ME SIRIUS.

 

[Chris Craig]

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT

DON'T LIE TO HIM

 

[Propagandist]

I AM SO TIRED OF BLIPPY FROZEN AND DOC MCFREAKING STUFFINS

ITS RAINING TACOS FROM OUT OF THE SKY TACOS NO NEED TO ASK WHY JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES ITS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS OUT IN THE STREET TACOS ALL YOU CAN EAT LETTUCE AND SHELL CHEESE AND MEAT ITS RAINING TACOS YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMITY YUM ITS LIKE A DREAM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMITY YUM BRING YOUR SOUR CREAM SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE SHELL MEAT CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE ITS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

ITS RAINING TACOS FROM OUT OF THE SKY TACOS NO NEED TO ASK WHY JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES ITS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS OUT IN THE STREET TACOS ALL YOU CAN EAT LETTUCE AND SHELL CHEESE AND MEAT ITS RAINING TACOS YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMITY YUM ITS LIKE A DREAM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMITY YUM BRING YOUR SOUR CREAM SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE SHELL MEAT CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE ITS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS

OK

 

[3RA1N1AC]

ITS RAINING TACOS FROM OUT OF THE SKY TACOS NO NEED TO ASK WHY JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES ITS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS OUT IN THE STREET TACOS ALL YOU CAN EAT LETTUCE AND SHELL CHEESE AND MEAT ITS RAINING TACOS YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMITY YUM ITS LIKE A DREAM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMITY YUM BRING YOUR SOUR CREAM SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE SHELL MEAT CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE ITS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS RAINING TACOS

YES

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I ORDERED SOMETHING ON EBAY AND IT NEVER SHOWED UP IM GOING TO HAVE TO FILE SOME SORT OF CLAIM OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Propagandist]

I AM SO TIRED OF BLIPPY FROZEN AND DOC MCFREAKING STUFFINS

IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA RIDE TIL I CANT NO MORE IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA RIDE TIL I CANT NO MORE I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I ORDERED SOMETHING ON EBAY AND IT NEVER SHOWED UP IM GOING TO HAVE TO FILE SOME SORT OF CLAIM OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK

AMAZON DID THAT TO ME I HAD TO TELL THEM TWICE THEIR SYSTEM SCREWED UP JUST TO GET THEM TO CANCEL AN ITEM AND GET A REFUND

 

[wizenheimer]

A ROOM WITH NO DOORS WOULD BE...

THE STORY OF MY WIFE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I GOT 2 TATTOOS IN ONE DAY AT TWO DIFFERENT PLACES BECAUSE I WANTED TO BUT NOW IM LIKE SHIT IT IS ADDING LIKE 5 MINUTES TO MY MORNING ROUTINE AND IM GETTING SALTY ABOUT IT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

AMAZON DID THAT TO ME I HAD TO TELL THEM TWICE THEIR SYSTEM SCREWED UP JUST TO GET THEM TO CANCEL AN ITEM AND GET A REFUND

THEY HAD LIKE 50 POSITIVE FEEDBACK SO I ORDERED AND THEN LIKE 2 DAYS LATER A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEGATIVE FEEDBACK CAME IN ON THEM AND IM LIKE REALLY AND WHAT DO KNOW YEAH YOU GUESSED IT NO ITEM

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

THEY HAD LIKE 50 POSITIVE FEEDBACK SO I ORDERED AND THEN LIKE 2 DAYS LATER A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEGATIVE FEEDBACK CAME IN ON THEM AND IM LIKE REALLY AND WHAT DO KNOW YEAH YOU GUESSED IT NO ITEM

MINE WAS JUST A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

MINE WAS JUST A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!

I ORDERED SOMETHING ON PRIME LAST YEAR 2 DAY DELIVERY FOR A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE AND IT DIDNT COME IN TIME FOR HER BIRTHDAY BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID FUCKING FLOOD OR SOMETHING I WAS LIKE REALLY GOD ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO FUCK ME LIKE THIS

 

[hoopsjock]

I ORDERED SOMETHING ON PRIME LAST YEAR 2 DAY DELIVERY FOR A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE AND IT DIDNT COME IN TIME FOR HER BIRTHDAY BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID FUCKING FLOOD OR SOMETHING I WAS LIKE REALLY GOD ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO FUCK ME LIKE THIS

I ORDERED A FUCKING KNEE SCOOTER FROM AMAZON AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME LAST SUNDAY AND IT DIDN'T COME UNTIL FRIDAY AND SEVERAL PHONE CALLS LATER. IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK.

 

[oldfisherman]

SPENT THE LAST THREE DAYS SMOKING 4 BATCHES OF KOKANEE 3 BATCHES OF RAINBOWS AND HALF A DOZEN CIGARS WHILE SNACKING ON SMALL MOUTH BASS

SO WHY AM I SALTY ABOUT THIS?
IM OUT OF SALT WHICH MEANS A TRIP TO TOWN.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I WAS BORN IN 1988 YOU CAN GO AS ME

THAT COULD WORK BUT ILL NEED TO SOURCE A PENIS EXTENDER FOR MY INCREDIBLY SMALL PENIS

 

[hoopsjock]

I HAVE THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF I AM GOING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT

NOW I'M TORN WHETHER OR NOT TO REPORT YOU BECAUSE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WILL TURN YOU INTO A MASS MURDERER.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I ORDERED A FUCKING KNEE SCOOTER FROM AMAZON AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME LAST SUNDAY AND IT DIDN'T COME UNTIL FRIDAY AND SEVERAL PHONE CALLS LATER. IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK.

THEY SAY 2 DAY DELIVERY BUT IF IT DOESNT COME ITS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT THEY JUST SAID ACT OF GOD AND IM LIKE WELL FUCK GOD THEN

 

[hoopsjock]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

I'M STILL SALTY YOU WEREN'T FUCKING HERE LAST SUNDAY.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

NOW I'M TORN WHETHER OR NOT TO REPORT YOU BECAUSE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WILL TURN YOU INTO A MASS MURDERER.

I WILL BE MASS MURDERING 11 YEAR OLDS ON FORTNITE AND ALSO MURDERING HUSKS ON SAVE THE WORLD WHICH IS ACTUALLY A VERY FUN ALBEIT VERY GRINDY GAME BUT THE SLOW PROGRESSION IS ACTUALLY QUITE FULFILLING AND REWARDING

 

[hoopsjock]

I AM SO TIRED OF BLIPPY FROZEN AND DOC MCFREAKING STUFFINS

I'M THANKFUL I DON'T KNOW WHAT BLIPPY IS.