SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WHATS WITH THE NEW COURT DESIGN JEESH I GUESS MINIMALISM IS BACK IN

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

people writing in all caps and not using punctuation.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

people writing in all caps and not using punctuation.

PLEASE ELABORATE IM NOT QUITE FOLLOWING

 

[THE HCP]

AT LAX AND MY FLIGHT JUST GOT DELAYED 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

AT LAX AND MY FLIGHT JUST GOT DELAYED 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!

PLEASE STAY

 

[3RA1N1AC]

AT LAX AND MY FLIGHT JUST GOT DELAYED 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!

THAT SUCKS YOU SHOULD GET DRUNK WHILE YOU WAIT

 

[e_blazer]

PLEASE STAY

WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY
IF HE DIES AND GOES TO HELL HE WONT BE ABLE TO TELL ANY DIFFERENCE

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY
IF HE DIES AND GOES TO HELL HE WONT BE ABLE TO TELL ANY DIFFERENCE

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

 

[Propagandist]

SO IM RUNNING NIGHT BEFORE LAST AND ABOUT TWO MILES IN IM THINKING I CAN FEEL MY ACHILLES IT DOESNT HURT BUT I CAN FEEL IT ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN LIKE IT IS JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE THEN THE FEELING GOES AWAY AND IM LIKE NEVERMIND IM GOOD AND BAM I SPRAIN THE FUCK OUT OF MY ANKLE LIKE BLOOD HAS SETTLED ON THE INSIDE OF MY FOOT SPRAIN PISSES ME OFF

I WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE HJ IS DEALING WITH WORSE HOW IS THE RECOVERY BROTHER

 

[Hoopguru]

SO IM RUNNING NIGHT BEFORE LAST AND ABOUT TWO MILES IN IM THINKING I CAN FEEL MY ACHILLES IT DOESNT HURT BUT I CAN FEEL IT ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN LIKE IT IS JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE THEN THE FEELING GOES AWAY AND IM LIKE NEVERMIND IM GOOD AND BAM I SPRAIN THE FUCK OUT OF MY ANKLE LIKE BLOOD HAS SETTLED ON THE INSIDE OF MY FOOT SPRAIN PISSES ME OFF

I WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE HJ IS DEALING WITH WORSE HOW IS THE RECOVERY BROTHER

LISTEN TO YOUR BODY
THE SPRAIN MAY HAVE BEEN A GOOD THING

 

[hoopsjock]

SO IM RUNNING NIGHT BEFORE LAST AND ABOUT TWO MILES IN IM THINKING I CAN FEEL MY ACHILLES IT DOESNT HURT BUT I CAN FEEL IT ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN LIKE IT IS JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE THEN THE FEELING GOES AWAY AND IM LIKE NEVERMIND IM GOOD AND BAM I SPRAIN THE FUCK OUT OF MY ANKLE LIKE BLOOD HAS SETTLED ON THE INSIDE OF MY FOOT SPRAIN PISSES ME OFF

I WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE HJ IS DEALING WITH WORSE HOW IS THE RECOVERY BROTHER

DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE OF ME. FOOT PAIN SUCKS WHETHER IT'S MINOR OR MAJOR.

RECOVERY IS GOING WELL. 19 DAYS UNTIL I GET THIS STUPID CAST OFF.

 

[Propagandist]

THIS BRAINIAC OR @3RA1N1AC AS SOME OF YOU KNOW HIM IS LIKE HIS NAME SAYS LIKE A GENIUS OR SOMETHING WITH THIS THREAD ITS AS CATHARTIC AS A MOTHERFUCKER

 

[e_blazer]

JUST GOT BACK FROM VACATION AT SUNRIVER SHARED A HOUSE WITH MY 91 YEAR OLD MOTHER-IN-LAW AND MY DAUGHTER WITH HER 7 YEAR OLD AND 2 MONTH OLD SONS.

HOLY HELL DO I NEED A VACATION.

 

[Hoopguru]

DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE OF ME. FOOT PAIN SUCKS WHETHER IT'S MINOR OR MAJOR.

RECOVERY IS GOING WELL. 19 DAYS UNTIL I GET THIS STUPID CAST OFF.

ANOTHER 60 DAYS I GET ANOTHER NEW KNEE

 

[Hoopguru]

I WILL SUPPORT THE
PORTLAND TUGS BASEBALL TEAM

 

[Strenuus]

I WILL SUPPORT THE
PORTLAND TUGS BASEBALL TEAM

THIS SOUNDS DIRTY IS IT I DONT KNOW BUT WHAT SRE THEY TUGGING ON AND HOE ARE YOU SUPPORTING THEM LIKE BRO WE NEED CLARIFICSTION

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE AND THE OUTSIDE OF IT IS SO SLICK THAT MY PHONE HOLDER CAN'T GRIP IT SO IT SLIDES RIGHT OUT WHILE I'M TRYING TO DRIVE AND THE ONLY THING I'VE FIGURED THAT CAN KEEP IT IN PLACE IS WRAPPING A RUBBER BAND AROUND IT BUT THEN THE RUBBER BAND GETS IN THE WAY OF THE SCREEN AND IT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO DO UBER WITH A STUPID BAND ACROSS THE SCREEN BLOCKING ALL THE THINGS I'M SUPPOSED TO TAP AND SWIPE OR BLOCKING SOME OF THE NAVIGATION

I NEED THE CASE I ORDERED TO GET HERE SOON BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND I'M TIRED OF WAITING

 

[Shaboid]

MY WORK IS JERKING ME AROUND AND I DESERVE AN EFFING RAISE

IM GOING TO ASK FOR A RAISE DURING MY ANNUAL REVIEW THIS MONTH AND IF I DONT GET IT IM GOING TO TELL THEM TO POUND SAND UP THEIR ASSES

 

[e_blazer]

I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE AND THE OUTSIDE OF IT IS SO SLICK THAT MY PHONE HOLDER CAN'T GRIP IT SO IT SLIDES RIGHT OUT WHILE I'M TRYING TO DRIVE AND THE ONLY THING I'VE FIGURED THAT CAN KEEP IT IN PLACE IS WRAPPING A RUBBER BAND AROUND IT BUT THEN THE RUBBER BAND GETS IN THE WAY OF THE SCREEN AND IT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO DO UBER WITH A STUPID BAND ACROSS THE SCREEN BLOCKING ALL THE THINGS I'M SUPPOSED TO TAP AND SWIPE OR BLOCKING SOME OF THE NAVIGATION

I NEED THE CASE I ORDERED TO GET HERE SOON BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND I'M TIRED OF WAITING

JUST IMAGINE ITS 1985 AND YOUD BE LIKE WHATS A CELL PHONE.

 

[e_blazer]

MY WORK IS JERKING ME AROUND AND I DESERVE AN EFFING RAISE

IM GOING TO ASK FOR A RAISE DURING MY ANNUAL REVIEW THIS MONTH AND IF I DONT GET IT IM GOING TO TELL THEM TO POUND SAND UP THEIR ASSES

MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO WORK ON THE OL’ RESUME.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

JUST IMAGINE ITS 1985 AND YOUD BE LIKE WHATS A CELL PHONE.

THATS THE YEAR I WAS INTRODUCED TO THIS PLACE!

 

[Shaboid]

MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO WORK ON THE OL’ RESUME.

NAH I HAVE LEVERAGE I JUST NEED TO USE IT

 

[The Professional Fan]

I DESPERATELY NEED TO TAKE A PISS BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO STAND UP AND READING THIS STUPID THREAD

 

[Shaboid]

I DESPERATELY NEED TO TAKE A PISS BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO STAND UP AND READING THIS STUPID THREAD

YOURE STUPID THIS THREAD IS THE BEST

 

[The Professional Fan]

YOURE STUPID THIS THREAD IS THE BEST

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE AND THE OUTSIDE OF IT IS SO SLICK THAT MY PHONE HOLDER CAN'T GRIP IT SO IT SLIDES RIGHT OUT WHILE I'M TRYING TO DRIVE AND THE ONLY THING I'VE FIGURED THAT CAN KEEP IT IN PLACE IS WRAPPING A RUBBER BAND AROUND IT BUT THEN THE RUBBER BAND GETS IN THE WAY OF THE SCREEN AND IT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO DO UBER WITH A STUPID BAND ACROSS THE SCREEN BLOCKING ALL THE THINGS I'M SUPPOSED TO TAP AND SWIPE OR BLOCKING SOME OF THE NAVIGATION

I NEED THE CASE I ORDERED TO GET HERE SOON BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND I'M TIRED OF WAITING

VELCRO

 

[Shaboid]

I PASSED A BUNCH OF BBQ PLACES ON MY WAY HOME FROM FLOATING THE RIVER TODAY BUT DIDNT STOP AND NOW ALL I WANT IS A BRISKET SANDWICH

 

[riverman]

I FINALLY GOT A CELL PHONE BUT I PARK IT ON MY DESK WHERE MY LANDLINE USED TO BE! IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE AN APPENDAGE!!!!

 

[Propagandist]

HOW STUPID ARE AMERICAN SHOE SIZES

HOW STUPID IS IT THAT AMERICAN SOCK SIZES ARE DIFFERENT THAN AMERICAN SHOE SIZES