SALTY SUNDAY

[Shaboid]

TODAY I SAW A POLICE OFFICER WATCHING THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST ON THE COMPUTER IN HIS CAR

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

TODAY I SAW A POLICE OFFICER WATCHING THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST ON THE COMPUTER IN HIS CAR

WERE YOU IN THE CAR OR SOMETHING WHY WERE YOU THAT CLOSE

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

I DESPERATELY NEED TO TAKE A PISS BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO STAND UP AND READING THIS STUPID THREAD

LET US KNOW WHEN ITS RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG, OR POOLING AROUND YOU.

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

WERE YOU IN THE CAR OR SOMETHING WHY WERE YOU THAT CLOSE

HE IS SELF-REPORTING.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I TORE MY CALF MUSCLE 8 YEARS AGO AND IT STILL HURTS WHEN I RUN

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I SEPARATED MY SHOULDER IN A BARFIGHT IN ALASKA IT STILL HURTS WHEN THE CLOUDS COME THROUGH

 

[riverman]

I SEPARATED MY SHOULDER IN A BARFIGHT IN ALASKA IT STILL HURTS WHEN THE CLOUDS COME THROUGH

THE BAR ALWAYS WINS.....IT"S MADE OF HARDWOOD!!!

 

[Mediocre Man]

A DECENT DAY, BUT I WANTED TO BE A PART OF THIS.

I LOVE THE NEW UNIS

 

[Propagandist]

I SEPARATED MY SHOULDER IN A BARFIGHT IN ALASKA IT STILL HURTS WHEN THE CLOUDS COME THROUGH

MY BROTHER WAS BIKING ONE NIGHT AT TWO AM DOWN NORTH WILLIAMS BEFORE IT WAS NORTH WILLIAMS SONOMA I COINED THAT BTW AND A DUDE CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND HIT HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO THE SHOULDER LONG STORY SHORT IT STILL HURTS HIM

I HEARD A CRUNCH IN MY SHOULDER DOING SOME PUSHUPS OR SOMETHING OF THE LIKE LONG AGO AND AN MRI DOCTOR SAID YOU RIPPED YOUR BURSA SAC YOU NEED SURGERY AND I SAID NO AND IT GOT BETTER UNTIL I GOT DRUNK DRUNK AND SLEPT ON IT THEN IT BECAME A FROZEN SHOULDER AND THEN IT GOT BETTER AND THEN I GOT DRUNK DRUNK AND SLEPT ON IT YOU GET THE IDEA IT STILL HURTS ME

THE MORAL IS SHOULDERS SUCK THEY NEVER HEAL AND WILL FOREVER HURT YOU

SIDENOTE IM A JERK AND LAUGHED THINKING OF MARKELLE FULTZ AND HIS QUOTE UNQUOTE SHOULDER INJURY

 

[Strenuus]

The bar always wins....it's usually made of hardwood

ABIDE BY THE GOD DAMN RULES BRO

 

[RR7]

I RAN 24 MILES FOR HOOD TO COAST THIS WEEKEND AND MY DAMN KNEE HURTS. THE ACUTE PAIN IS GOING AWAY, BUT I KNOW WHATEVER IS WRONG WILL LINGER FOREVER AND WHEN IM LIKE 50 IM GONNA STEP OUT OF MY BED AND BLOW OUT MY KNEE AND BE MAD AS ALL HELL BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA DO SOMETHING TO HELP IT GET BETTER RIGHT NOW.

 

[Shaboid]

WERE YOU IN THE CAR OR SOMETHING WHY WERE YOU THAT CLOSE

HE WAS HANDING OUT PARKING PASSES FOR A STATE PARK

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I RAN 24 MILES FOR HOOD TO COAST THIS WEEKEND AND MY DAMN KNEE HURTS. THE ACUTE PAIN IS GOING AWAY, BUT I KNOW WHATEVER IS WRONG WILL LINGER FOREVER AND WHEN IM LIKE 50 IM GONNA STEP OUT OF MY BED AND BLOW OUT MY KNEE AND BE MAD AS ALL HELL BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA DO SOMETHING TO HELP IT GET BETTER RIGHT NOW.

LEAST YOU GET TO WAIT TO 50 TO BLOW OUT YOUR KNEES

 

[RR7]

LEAST YOU GET TO WAIT TO 50 TO BLOW OUT YOUR KNEES

I PROBABLY BLEW IT OUT THIS WEEKEND, REALLY. MY LAST 4 WAS A LIMP. IT HURT! NOW I GO WORK WITH 4 YEAR OLDS AND GO DO PERMANENT DAMAGE.

 

[riverman]

ABIDE BY THE GOD DAMN RULES BRO

I FIXED IT JUST FOR THE GOD DAMNED RULES BRO!

 

[riverman]

I RAN 24 MILES FOR HOOD TO COAST THIS WEEKEND AND MY DAMN KNEE HURTS. THE ACUTE PAIN IS GOING AWAY, BUT I KNOW WHATEVER IS WRONG WILL LINGER FOREVER AND WHEN IM LIKE 50 IM GONNA STEP OUT OF MY BED AND BLOW OUT MY KNEE AND BE MAD AS ALL HELL BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA DO SOMETHING TO HELP IT GET BETTER RIGHT NOW.

SO WHEN YOU TURN 50 JUST STAY IN BED!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I DESPERATELY NEED TO TAKE A PISS BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO STAND UP AND READING THIS STUPID THREAD

YOU CAN'T READ AND PISS AT THE SAME TIME MULTITASK DAMN

 

[barfo]

IM OLD AND PARTS ARE FALLING OFF LEFT AND RIGHT AND THE FACTORY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS WHY DIDNT MOM MAKE SOME PARTS SIBLINGS WHEN SHE WAS DONE HAVING KIDS SO WE COULD REPLACE THINGS WHEN THEY BREAK

BARFO

 

[Shaboid]

ITS MONDAY AND IM STILL SALTY SEND HELP

 

[PtldPlatypus]

ITS MONDAY AND IM STILL SALTY SEND HELP

GO ASK FOR YOUR RAISE AND QUIT WHINING ON HERE SALTY SUNDAY IS OVER SEE YOU NEXT WEEK