SALTY SUNDAY

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Dougnsalem]

I HAD SOME EDIBLES IT WAS A NERDS ROPE IM ASSUMING THAT THE NERDS THEMSELVES WERE NOT LACED BUT THE ROPE ITSELF WAS SORT OF A GUMMY THING AND IT HAD THE GOOD STUFF I FIGURED SO I SCRAPED OF THE NERDS IM KINDA WATCHING MY CARBS RIGHT NOW AND ANYWAYS I TOOK A BITE AND WAS LIKE ON SOME ANIMAL GUIDE STONED OUT QUEST SHIT FORREAL I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS 50 MG BUT MAYBE ITS PER SERVING I DONT KNOW BUT THE FUNNY PART IS THAT I LOOKED CLOSELY AT THE PACKAGE AND IT SAYS NEDS ROPE NOT NERDS I GUESS THEY DIDNT WANT TO GET SUED BUT NOW IM THINKING THE DUDE THAT MADE THEM WAS PROBABLY NAMED NED AND HE COULDNT FIND HIS MEDKIT OR SOMETHING DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

I KNOW OF THIS SUPER SECRET CORNER OF THE INTERNET THAT LESS THAN 10 PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD KNOW ABOUT ITS ONLY FOR SUPER COOL STONER DUDES AND DUDETTES BUT NOBODY TALKS THERE THEY ALL WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT OBAMA OR HILLIARY OR OPRAH OR TRUMP OR STOTTS OR L*VE OR WHITESITE OR THAT DUDE CARMELO OR H*P OR FLING SHIT AT EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF HANGING OUT AND DOING MELLOW STONER SHIT

 

[Dougnsalem]

OH WAIT THOSE 10 PEOPLE DONT INCLUDE THE NSA FBI AND ALL THE OTHERS HACKERS

 

[riverman]

YEARS AGO I WORKED IN A HOSPITAL AND TWO NAMES THAT CAME UP REPEATEDLY WERE HARRY DICK AND IVA BONER AMAZING IVA BONER LOL STILL FUNNY TO ME

I ONCE MET A MAN NAMED DICK WADSWORTH

 

[riverman]

THERE’S A REASON DUCK RHYMES WITH SUCK AND F***

AND IM A FAN

DOES THAT MAKE ME A CUCK?

GOOD LUCK...IT MIGHT MAKE YOU A SCHMUCK!

 

[e_blazer]

I ONCE MET A MAN NAMED DICK WADSWORTH

TWO BUSINESS ACQUAINTANCES: DICK LOVE AND DICK HOOVER

 

[borim69]

BARTY THRASHED BY WANG AT US. OPEN. SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE BATHROOM ACCIDENT NOT A SPORTS STORY