SALTY SUNDAY

[Shaboid]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

 

[Shaboid]

SOMEBODY MAKE ME BREAKFAST

EXTRA SALT

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

MY CLEVELAND INDIANS GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED RIGHT OUT OF THE CENTRAL DIVISION RACE YESTERDAY BY MY BROTHER'S STINKING TWINS!

MY WIFE JUST GOT BACK FROM A WEEK'S VACATION AT HER BROTHER'S IN MONTREAL. SHE WILL BE SITTING AT HOME TODAY (JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY) WHILE I WORK EIGHT HOURS WITH A 400 POUND BLIMP WHO NEVER GETS OUT OF BED! BTW I AM 74 FUCKING YEARS OLD!

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

I THINK I HAVE HYPERPLASIA OF THE PROSTATE GLAND CUZ I HAVE TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS EVERY HOUR!

 

[Shaboid]

I THINK I HAVE HYPERPLASIA OF THE PROSTATE GLAND CUZ I HAVE TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS EVERY HOUR!

YOU WIN THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE

 

[wizenheimer]

I THINK I HAVE HYPERPLASIA OF THE PROSTATE GLAND CUZ I HAVE TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS EVERY HOUR!

THATS YOUR PROBLEM DONT TAKE A PISS - LEAVE IT

 

[Hoopguru]

I THINK I HAVE HYPERPLASIA OF THE PROSTATE GLAND CUZ I HAVE TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS EVERY HOUR!

HAVE IT CUT OUT

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

HAVE IT CUT OUT

OH NO, MY BROTHER DID THAT AND NOW HE HAS FOUND OUT THAT EVEN OLDER WOMEN DON'T WANT TO JUST CUDDLE!

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

YOU WIN THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE

IT'S NOT REALLY THAT BAD!

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

THATS YOUR PROBLEM DONT TAKE A PISS - LEAVE IT

WHAT DO YA WANT ME TO DO; HOOK IT UP TO A DAMNED CATHETER?

 

[Hoopguru]

OH NO, MY BROTHER DID THAT AND NOW HE HAS FOUND OUT THAT EVEN OLDER WOMEN DON'T WANT TO JUST CUDDLE!

Hey dude...I had prostate cancer and had mine cut out, and nowadays with robotics they don't have to mess with the nerves, nothing has changed for me other than the dairy. In fact its a lot more enjoyable, as he fused a few nerves so that I would be super charged!

 

[Strenuus]

Hey dude...I had prostate cancer and had mine cut out, and nowadays wit robotics they don't have to mess with the nerves, soothing has changed for me other than the dairy. Intact its a lot more enjoyable as he fused a few nerves so that I would be supper charged!

BRUH

 

[Shaboid]

FANTASY FOOTBALL IS THE MAIN SOURCE OF MY STRESS ON SUNDAYS

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

Hey dude...I had prostate cancer and had mine cut out, and nowadays wit robotics they don't have to mess with the nerves, soothing has changed for me other than the dairy. Intact its a lot more enjoyable as he fused a few nerves so that I would be super charged!

OH BOY I DO NOT WANT TO TELL MY BROTHER THAT! HE WOULD BE VERY SALTY!

 

[e_blazer]

Hey dude...I had prostate cancer and had mine cut out, and nowadays wit robotics they don't have to mess with the nerves, soothing has changed for me other than the dairy. Intact its a lot more enjoyable as he fused a few nerves so that I would be super charged!

SOOTHING?

WELL, YEAH, I GUESS IT WOULD BE AS OPPOSED TO THE OLD WAY.

 

[Shaboid]

MY BROTHER IS SUNBURNT AND HES BEING A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

FUCKING RAIN

 

[Mediocre Man]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Chris Craig]

MY BROTHER IS SUNBURNT AND HES BEING A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT

TELL HIM TO GET IN A HOT BATH AND BURN THAT SHIT OUT. FUCKING PUSSY

 

[Chris Craig]

A MAN RUNS INTO AN OLD SALTY SEA CAPTAIN ON THE DOCKS OF BOSTON HARBOR AND SAYS, "CAP'M, CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICIN'...YOU GOT A STEERIN' WHEEL SECURES TO YOUR CROTCH THERE" SEA CAPTAIN REMOVES THE PIPE FROM 'TWEEN HIS TEETH AND SAYS, "AYE. IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS."

 

[Propagandist]

A MAN RUNS INTO AN OLD SALTY SEA CAPTAIN ON THE DOCKS OF BOSTON HARBOR AND SAYS, "CAP'M, CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICIN'...YOU GOT A STEERIN' WHEEL SECURES TO YOUR CROTCH THERE" SEA CAPTAIN REMOVES THE PIPE FROM 'TWEEN HIS TEETH AND SAYS, "AYE. IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS."

I KNEW A DUDE ONCE TOLD THAT JOKE DRUNK BUT INSTEAD OF DRIVING ME NUTS HE FOR REAL SAID AYE ITS STEERING ME BALLS AND THEN BACKTRACKED AND GOT IT RIGHT THAT WAS LIKE OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO AND I STILL SAY THINGS ARE STEERING ME BALLS FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN I GETS SATLTY LIKE THE SEA ON SUNDAY