SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

• CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

• WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

• OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

• PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I WORKED A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE EVENT YESTERDAY AND THERE WAS A YOGA CLASS TIED INTO IT IM LIKE WOW LETS GET OUT THE VOTE YALL

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

WE HAVE MISSED SALTY SUNDAYS

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I FORREAL NEED TO TAKE OUT MY AIR CONDITIONERS IT WAS 34 DEGREES LAST NIGHT IM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK REALLY IT WAS LIKE 90 LAST WEEK

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WE HAVE MISSED SALTY SUNDAYS

FOR YEARS WE HAVE BEEN ON THIS JOURNEY OF SHARED SUFFERING AND BLISS I MEAN SOMEONE CAN LET ME KNOW IF THEY NEED TO TALK IM ALL EARS

 

[e_blazer]

I WORKED A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE EVENT YESTERDAY AND THERE WAS A YOGA CLASS TIED INTO IT IM LIKE WOW LETS GET OUT THE VOTE YALL

HOW DOES ELIZABETH WARREN LOOK IN YOGA PANTS...BETTER THAN BERNIE?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

MY WIFES BIRTHDAY IS THE 9TH AND OUR ANNIVERSARY IS THE 10TH OH WELL I GUESS ILL GO BROKE IN THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER EVERY YEAR FUCK MY WIFE ERR I MEAN LIFE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

HOW DOES ELIZABETH WARREN LOOK IN YOGA PANTS...BETTER THAN BERNIE?

IT WAS THE CANDIDATE THAT IS ALL ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE AND TOGETHERNESS SO OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO CHANCE

 

[riverman]

HAVING A MESH STICHED AROUND A TUBE INSIDE YOUR BODY STARTS ITCHING ABOUT 5 DAYS AFTER HERNIA SURGERY AND I CAN'T F'N SCRATCH THE INSIDE OF MY GUTS!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I SENT MY RUNNER EARLIER TODAY TO GO BUY A CASE OF COKE ZEROS AND HE IS LIKE THEY DONT HAVE ANY CASES AT THE GAS STATION IM LIKE NO SHIT SHERLOCK MAYBE TRY A GODDAMN GROCERY STORE SO HE COMES BACK WITH 3 8 PACKS OF MINI DIET COKES AND IM LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU GODDAMN IDIOT GO SIT IN YOUR CAR IN SHAME

 

[3RA1N1AC]

HAVING A MESH STICHED AROUND A TUBE INSIDE YOUR BODY STARTS ITCHING ABOUT 5 DAYS AFTER HERNIA SURGERY AND I CAN'T F'N SCRATCH THE INSIDE OF MY GUTS!

I COULD PROBABLY SCRATCH THAT ITCH FOR YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

 

[e_blazer]

HAVING A MESH STICHED AROUND A TUBE INSIDE YOUR BODY STARTS ITCHING ABOUT 5 DAYS AFTER HERNIA SURGERY AND I CAN'T F'N SCRATCH THE INSIDE OF MY GUTS!

SORRY...WHACK YOUR THUMB WITH A HAMMER AND YOU WONT NOTICE THE ITCH

 

[3RA1N1AC]

IF WHITESIDE SUCKS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE FOR MEYERS BACK AND THAT ACTUALLY DOESNT SEEM TOO HORRIBLE EXACTLY HOW DRUNK AM I RIGHT NOW

 

[e_blazer]

I SENT MY RUNNER EARLIER TODAY TO GO BUY A CASE OF COKE ZEROS AND HE IS LIKE THEY DONT HAVE ANY CASES AT THE GAS STATION IM LIKE NO SHIT SHERLOCK MAYBE TRY A GODDAMN GROCERY STORE SO HE COMES BACK WITH 3 8 PACKS OF MINI DIET COKES AND IM LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU GODDAMN IDIOT GO SIT IN YOUR CAR IN SHAME

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR RUNNER IS THE ZERO NOT THE COKE

 

[e_blazer]

IF WHITESIDE SUCKS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE FOR MEYERS BACK AND THAT ACTUALLY DOESNT SEEM TOO HORRIBLE EXACTLY HOW DRUNK AM I RIGHT NOW

YOU’D MELT THE BREATHALYZER DRUNK ID SAY.

 

[riverman]

FOR YEARS WE HAVE BEEN ON THIS JOURNEY OF SHARED SUFFERING AND BLISS I MEAN SOMEONE CAN LET ME KNOW IF THEY NEED TO TALK IM ALL EARS

YOU SHOULD GO ON MARC MARON'S WTF PODCAST! KINDRED SPIRITS!

 

[Titan]

MY WIFES BIRTHDAY IS THE 9TH AND OUR ANNIVERSARY IS THE 10TH OH WELL I GUESS ILL GO BROKE IN THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER EVERY YEAR FUCK MY WIFE ERR I MEAN LIFE

I KNOW HOW YA FEEL BRO MY WIFES BIRTHDAY IS JUST AFTER CHRISTMAS I HAVE NO MONEY WHEN NEW YEAR STARTS

 

[Titan]

I KNOW HOW YA FEEL BRO MY WIFES BIRTHDAY IS JUST AFTER CHRISTMAS I HAVE NO MONEY WHEN NEW YEAR STARTS

OH AND OUR ANNIVERSARY IS DEC FIFTH SO FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[RickyJoe]

THIS MAY BE THE LAST NICE WEATHER WEEKEND FOR GOLF THIS YEAR

 

[riverman]

MY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, SON'S BDAY AND WIFE'S BDAY ARE ALL JUST BEFORE TIME TO PAY PROPERTY TAX! XMAS FOLLOWS THAT! HOLIDAYS ARE A MONEY PIT!

 

[e_blazer]

THIS MAY BE THE LAST NICE WEATHER WEEKEND FOR GOLF THIS YEAR

WIMP

 

[riverman]

WIMP

NAH...THIS IS A WIMP

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

MY KIDS KEEP WATCHING THE LION KING BUT HAKUNA MATATA STILL ISNT WORKING THEYVE GOT NO CHILL

 

[3RA1N1AC]

SO I NEGOTIATED A CATERING BUDGET FOR TODAY AROUND THE QUOTE FROM THE CATERER AND GOT IT APPROVED UNDER OUR HARD CAP FOR THE SHOW WHILE LEAVING A SUBSTANTIAL CASH BUYOUT AND NOW THE TOUR MANAGER WANTS MORE MONEY FOR BACKSTAGE HOSPITALITY AND POST SHOW FOOD IM LIKE NAH BRUH YOU CAN BUY YOUR ORGANIC BREATH MINTS ON YOUR OWN DIME PLAYER

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I HAVE TO GO TO A FUNERAL TOMORROW

 

[barfo]

I WAS THE WALRUS I AM NO LONGER THE WALRUS

BARFO

 

[tlongII]

GO BEAVS!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I WAS THE WALRUS I AM NO LONGER THE WALRUS

BARFO

YOU ARE REALLY JUST A VERY FAT AQUATIC VAMPIRE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

GO BEAVS!

NO

 

[jonnyboy]

GMAIL SUCKS ASS. I TRAVEL FOR WORK AND OFTEN HAVE TO POP IN AT A LOCAL LIBRARY TO SEND/RECEIVE DATA FILES. GMAIL WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO LOG INTO MY EMAIL FROM UNKNOWN COMPUTERS. EVEN AFTER GOING THROUGH ALL THE VERIFICATION HOOPS IM STILL DENIED EVERY TIME. THEIR ONLY EXPLANATION IS “TRY LOGGING IN ON A DEVICE YOU'VE USED BEFORE”. YOU WOULD THINK WITH ALL THE DATA GOOGLE STEALS FROM YOU THEY COULD WRAP THEIR HEADS AROUND PEOPLE TRAVELING AWAY FROM HOME. THEY PROBABLY HAVE NAKED PICTURES OF MY WIFE, BUT I HAVE TO USE MY AOL EMAIL FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL TO GET SHIT DONE IF GOD FORBID I STEP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. FUCK GOOGLE.