East-Side Primary School and West-side Primary School
* To encourage an us-them relationship between the two schools by mimicking gang behavior found in large, urban settings. Surely the names of the schools will force the students into competing against each other in every facet of school-life, such as coloring and kickball. These students will be so motivated to beat each other that they will hone their academic and athletic skills excessively, thus improving test scores, prestige, and overall performance. Not only will this be a significant achievement for the district, but also for the students. These students will go far in life, having learned the true key to success: to focus on the finish line and stomp on the weak. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and kids have gotta learn that early! Anyway, that's why the schools should be given names as suggested. Have a nice day!
