Science ponders 'zombie attack'

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If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

 

[Chutney]

I'm not gonna lie. I often wish that a zombie invasion would occur so that I could act out my fantasy of being a post-apocalyptic zombie hunter.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I would join your squadron.

 

[Chutney]

I would join your squadron.

LET'S DO THIS THING!

 

[barfo]

Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake) and colleagues wrote: "We model a zombie attack using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies.

Gotta love that.

barfo?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Yes! I'm a redcoat and I'm drinking whiskey!

 

[Chutney]

Yes! I'm a redcoat and I'm drinking whiskey!

The H stands for homosexual!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Hott*