Scottie Pippen Sues Parent's of 5 year old for Defacing His Mansion with Crayons & other damage

[Chris Craig]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/scotti...andalized-mansion-with-crayons-184149850.html

 

[GhostOfPGA]

Pippen is the cheapest mf in nba history lol

 

[Chris Craig]

Pippen is the cheapest mf in nba history lol

Scottie 'No Tippin' Pippen

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Fake News

He isn't suing the 5 year old. He merely outlines that the 5 year old damaged the property

An update to the lawsuit obtained by the Miami Herald shows that Pippen has now named the daughter in the case and faulted the couple for their “failure as parents.”

Damage via “markers, crayons”
From the lawsuit:

47. At all times material hereto, Defendants Woloshin and Glazer were both the natural and custodial parents of their minor child, D.M.

48. At all times material hereto, Woloshin and Glazer were charged with custody over D.M., and relatedly, responsibility for her conduct.

49. While Defendants were tenants in the Property, they permitted D.M. to deface certain elements of the Property with markers, crayons and/ or cause damage of similar nature.

50. As a direct and proximate result of property damage, and Defendants failure as parents, Plaintiff was damaged in the nature of repair costs.

 

[dviss1]

This is bullshit. Chris. Your title isn't true. He's suing her parents. He hasn't "added her" to the lawsuit, he's added the damage she's done.

Then there's this:
Pippen cites animal urine, stolen utensils in suit
According to the lawsuit, the couple allowed pets to urinate inside the house, damaged countless cabinets and drawers, stole utensils and missed payments on the house they agreed to rent for $30,000 a month when they moved in after their home was damaged by Hurricane Irma.

C'mon bro.. You're better than this.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Well he does have a family to feed.

 

[dviss1]

Send this shit to OT... C'mon @Chris Craig

 

[BigGameDamian]

Send this shit to OT... C'mon @Chris Craig

I thought Sly was the big boss in the forum?

 

[dviss1]

I thought Sly was the big boss in the forum?

Chris made this thread.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is bullshit. Chris. Your title isn't true. He's suing her parents. He hasn't "added her" to the lawsuit, he's added the damage she's done.

Then there's this:
Pippen cites animal urine, stolen utensils in suit
According to the lawsuit, the couple allowed pets to urinate inside the house, damaged countless cabinets and drawers, stole utensils and missed payments on the house they agreed to rent for $30,000 a month when they moved in after their home was damaged by Hurricane Irma.

C'mon bro.. You're better than this.

Thread title updated.

 

[barfo]

Why did you pee in Pippen's house, Sly? Bad dog!

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why did you pee in Pippen's house, Sly? Bad dog!

barfo

I was triggered by his No Drippin' Pippen nickname.

 

[barfo]

I was triggered by his No Drippin' Pippen nickname.

Now I'm going to have to merge this thread with the triggered thread.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'd sue my own 5 year old for fucking up my mansion. He isn't apparently but I wouldn't care if he was suing a 5 year old.

If it was leverage to make the deadbeat parents pay, fine with me.

 

[Lanny]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/scotti...andalized-mansion-with-crayons-184149850.html

Crap, we all have to put up with a lot of minor vandalism, especially from five year olds.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I had a 5 year old crayon stuck up my ass once......

Oh wait. Wrong thread....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I didn't even quote that so you can delete it without leaving a trace. If you read it too fast......

 

[Dougnsalem]

I had a 5 year old crayon stuck up my ass once......

Oh wait. Wrong thread....

 

[Orion Bailey]

Thanks for reminding me to schedule a doctors visit!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Thanks for reminding me to schedule a doctors visit!

If @bodyman5000 and 1 isn't going to quote you for the life of the internet, then I surely will.... Lol

 

[Orion Bailey]

If @bodyman5000 and 1 isn't going to quote you for the life of the internet, then I surely will.... Lol

Thanks for the longevity!

 

[Lanny]

I thought Sly was the big boss in the forum?

We call him boss. Boss, can I take a leak now? Boss, I'm done cleaning the toilet. What else do you have for me to do? Boss, can I please take a break now? You get the picture.