Season opener @Home against the Lakers

[Lanny]

Haha.

Behind the LeLakers bench? Make it $10,000.

I'll get top dollar. But yeah, I dearly wish I could forgo the money and just go to the game. You know what? I think I'll get more than $1,000 for each ticket. I'll bet it's closer to $1,500. I've sold several tickets and know their value by now so I'm betting my $1,500 dollar figure is close.

The tickets aren't cheap. They cost $180 each. Even the preseason ones are $180. Of course, that's an average cost since I have to buy the entire 43 game package. Geez, you gotta have substantial funds to do that.

On the bright side, every year I go to the Open Seat Selection in the first group inside and I never find available seats that are better than mine.

One time I was in intensive care in the hospital and couldn't sell my tickets on line. My wife knows nothing about computers so we had tickets that no one even sat in to three games, one was a Lakers game and one was a Cleveland game. My God, the money I lost. However, I was on the verge of not making it and after 3 1/2 weeks in intensive care I pulled through. My wife said the money be damned she just wanted her husband back. I seldom talk about it but this response reminded me. Pardon that.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I'll get top dollar. But yeah, I dearly wish I could forgo the money and just go to the game. You know what? I think I'll get more than $1,000 for each ticket. I'll bet it's closer to $1,500. I've sold several tickets and know their value by now so I'm betting my $1,500 dollar figure is close.

The tickets aren't cheap. They cost $180 each. Even the preseason ones are $180. Of course, that's an average cost since I have to buy the entire 43 game package. Geez, you gotta have substantial funds to do that.

On the bright side, every year I go to the Open Seat Selection in the first group inside and I never find available seats that are better than mine.

One time I was in intensive care in the hospital and couldn't sell my tickets on line. My wife knows nothing about computers so we had tickets that no one even sat in to three games, one was a Lakers game and one was a Cleveland game. My God, the money I lost. However, I was on the verge of not making it and after 3 1/2 weeks in intensive care I pulled through. My wife said the money be damned she just wanted her husband back. I seldom talk about it but this response reminded me. Pardon that.

Ive done the same and cant find any in club that are as good as mine or I would upgrade I have a couple of the best 300 level tickets you can get. There are others just as good, but not many.

 

[BBert]

I'll get top dollar. But yeah, I dearly wish I could forgo the money and just go to the game. You know what? I think I'll get more than $1,000 for each ticket. I'll bet it's closer to $1,500. I've sold several tickets and know their value by now so I'm betting my $1,500 dollar figure is close.

The tickets aren't cheap. They cost $180 each. Even the preseason ones are $180. Of course, that's an average cost since I have to buy the entire 43 game package. Geez, you gotta have substantial funds to do that.

On the bright side, every year I go to the Open Seat Selection in the first group inside and I never find available seats that are better than mine.

One time I was in intensive care in the hospital and couldn't sell my tickets on line. My wife knows nothing about computers so we had tickets that no one even sat in to three games, one was a Lakers game and one was a Cleveland game. My God, the money I lost. However, I was on the verge of not making it and after 3 1/2 weeks in intensive care I pulled through. My wife said the money be damned she just wanted her husband back. I seldom talk about it but this response reminded me. Pardon that.

Thanks for sharing man. Glad you're still with us, and the Blazers

Lanny I'd at least throw the line out for some ridiculous price well ahead of the game. You can always cut the price later. It would not surprise me at all if some rich purple and piss fan would pay a lot more than that to sit behind LeBron James at his very first game as a Laker. Someone is going to think that's a chance of a lifetime, with lifetime bragging rights. But you gotta catch him before someone else does.

I'm not telling you what to do though. Just speculating. Plus, if you're going to, I'd like for you to soak those golden shower lovers for as much as possible

 

[DreamKillah]

I know people who gleefully soak the golden shower lovers for ridiculous bank to supplement the cost of their season tickets.
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The only way I'm going to that game is if I can't bend some smogshow clone over far enough for my rockin' seats . . .

 

[Lanny]

Thanks for sharing man. Glad you're still with us, and the Blazers

Lanny I'd at least throw the line out for some ridiculous price well ahead of the game. You can always cut the price later. It would not surprise me at all if some rich purple and piss fan would pay a lot more than that to sit behind LeBron James at his very first game as a Laker. Someone is going to think that's a chance of a lifetime, with lifetime bragging rights. But you gotta catch him before someone else does.

I'm not telling you what to do though. Just speculating. Plus, if you're going to, I'd like for you to soak those golden shower lovers for as much as possible

No, no, no that's a good suggestion and I will do it. It might help inflate prices. That's good for all of us. In business that's known as the famous win-win. If I were truly wealthy, I wouldn't sell the tickets and go to the game. I've done that before.

I love to see the Lakers' fans in tears as they leave the Rose Garden.

 

[BBert]

The only way I'm going to that game is if I can't bend some smogshow clone over far enough for my rockin' seats . . .

I get it. It's financial reality. Can't blame anyone. If I had season tickets, and I could cover half the cost on one game, I'd be a fool not to.

 

[BBert]

No, no, no that's a good suggestion and I will do it. It might help inflate prices. That's good for all of us. In business that's known as the famous win-win. If I were truly wealthy, I wouldn't sell the tickets and go to the game. I've done that before.

I love to see the Lakers' fans in tears as they leave the Rose Garden.

It's in the marketing

I know. Scarlett for example just loves it when she soaks a piss fan, then the Blazers win. Which has been for how many years now? It's a very satisfying one-two punch

 

[BonesJones]

Wonder why we get the big billing (both this and Christmas). Surprised they didn't send Bron all the way to CLE for the opener.

Maybe the league knows something is afoot on the trade front? They opened BOS at CLE last year before the Kyrie trade came out. Oh God. Please no Dame to LA.

Lol.

 

[Lanny]

It's in the marketing

I know. Scarlett for example just loves it when she soaks a piss fan, then the Blazers win. Which has been for how many years now? It's a very satisfying one-two punch

There's nothing more satisfying.

 

[Lanny]

Lol.

Lillard goes to LA over my dead body.

 

[BBert]

Wonder why we get the big billing (both this and Christmas). Surprised they didn't send Bron all the way to CLE for the opener.

Maybe the league knows something is afoot on the trade front? They opened BOS at CLE last year before the Kyrie trade came out. Oh God. Please no Dame to LA.

Yeah, that ain't happening. LOL

 

[Orion Bailey]

Wonder why we get the big billing (both this and Christmas). Surprised they didn't send Bron all the way to CLE for the opener.

Maybe the league knows something is afoot on the trade front? They opened BOS at CLE last year before the Kyrie trade came out. Oh God. Please no Dame to LA.

Will a mod please ban this guy for the day just for suggesting this?

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[BBert]

Why?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll get top dollar. But yeah, I dearly wish I could forgo the money and just go to the game. You know what? I think I'll get more than $1,000 for each ticket. I'll bet it's closer to $1,500. I've sold several tickets and know their value by now so I'm betting my $1,500 dollar figure is close.

The tickets aren't cheap. They cost $180 each. Even the preseason ones are $180. Of course, that's an average cost since I have to buy the entire 43 game package. Geez, you gotta have substantial funds to do that.

On the bright side, every year I go to the Open Seat Selection in the first group inside and I never find available seats that are better than mine.

One time I was in intensive care in the hospital and couldn't sell my tickets on line. My wife knows nothing about computers so we had tickets that no one even sat in to three games, one was a Lakers game and one was a Cleveland game. My God, the money I lost. However, I was on the verge of not making it and after 3 1/2 weeks in intensive care I pulled through. My wife said the money be damned she just wanted her husband back. I seldom talk about it but this response reminded me. Pardon that.

Drive the price up by listing it for an obscene amount to start. If dumb fuck Laker fans want to be in the building, they should pay 10x face value. The more people to inflate the prices like that, the more Laker fans are going to pay because they'll buy first.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Drive the price up by listing it for an obscene amount to start. If dumb fuck Laker fans want to be in the building, they should pay 10x face value. The more people to inflate the prices like that, the more Laker fans are going to pay because they'll buy first.

Okay, Im gonna list mine for $500 each. You sold me.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Okay, Im gonna list mine for $500 each. You sold me.

$750. Come on, man. Coffee is for Closers. If someone is dumb enough to buy it at that price, it'll be a laker fan. Drop it down if you can't sell it.

 

[Lanny]

Will a mod please ban this guy for the day just for suggesting this?

No, but one can dream. I'm talking about the banning.

 

[Lanny]

$750. Come on, man. Coffee is for Closers. If someone is dumb enough to buy it at that price, it'll be a laker fan. Drop it down if you can't sell it.

Yep, that's the way to go.

 

[Orion Bailey]

$750. Come on, man. Coffee is for Closers. If someone is dumb enough to buy it at that price, it'll be a laker fan. Drop it down if you can't sell it.

Wel to be fair, they are only $42.50 each but who give a fuck about being fair to a Laker Fan.

I wonder if HCP wants my tix for his laker buddies. Ill give him a maximum discounted CHARGE.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Wel to be fair, they are only $42.50 each but who give a fuck about being fair to a Laker Fan.

I wonder if HCP wants my tix for his laker buddies. Ill give him a maximum discounted CHARGE.

There's no penalty for listing it high to start.

 

[Lanny]

The only way I'm going to that game is if I can't bend some smogshow clone over far enough for my rockin' seats . . .

This post mystifies me. What does it mean? Who would this smogshow clone be?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

There's no penalty for listing it high to start.

Plus, by listing it high, people who are already inflated their price will sell at that price since people assume the prices may go up. haha

I see the 300 level is at about 200 a ticket on stubhub. If you were to list at $500, you won't sell but you'll cause a laker fan to pay $250 for a $48 dollar ticket surrounded by the more rabid blazer fans. hahaha

 

[H.C.]

Yes.

 

[BonesJones]

Gtfo

 

[H.C.]

This is a top dime?
Jesus lol.
Pretty sure I did something similar to @hoopsjock a couple weekends ago.
Literally nothing special.

Lonzo has made better passes than this.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Almost want to set up dummy ads on craigslist and burn Laker fans.

 

[THE HCP]

Hell, naw. If I know one thing about @HCP, it's that his loyalty is to who's ponying up the cash. If he's working the game, he's a Blazer fan. He'll think they'll get crushed, of course, but he wants us to be happy.

You sir understand The HCP.

 

[BBert]

Drive the price up by listing it for an obscene amount to start. If dumb fuck Laker fans want to be in the building, they should pay 10x face value. The more people to inflate the prices like that, the more Laker fans are going to pay because they'll buy first.

They will be flying in for this game.

 

[BBert]

You sir understand The HCP.

The CTC HCP