Semi-Famous Blazer fans (aka The Kingspeed 5000 thread)

[SlyPokerDog]

Any way to disown that scumbag?

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at Wookee's door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout had to rip shit up)

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Eiizabeth Banks?

Elizabeth BanksVerified account
‏@ElizabethBanks
For Trailblazers fans, gays and the ladies who like 'em tall & dreamy - my Rudy Fernandez: http://img27.yfrog.com/i/yarm.jpg/


Banks: My husband is a diehard Portland Trail Blazer fan. The Blazers opened against the Knicks while we were in New York so we went. It was a great game. I like the NBA, but wouldn't describe myself as a huge fan. But in his day, I was a big Allen Iverson fan, I could listen to Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley all day, and of course, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that my heart goes out to Greg Oden.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

George Lopez is a die-hard laker fan (who apparently doesn't mind repping another team...which is what a die hard laker fan is.)

 

[santeesioux]

Elizabeth Banks wins this topic.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Eiizabeth Banks?

Elizabeth BanksVerified account
‏@ElizabethBanks
For Trailblazers fans, gays and the ladies who like 'em tall & dreamy - my Rudy Fernandez: http://img27.yfrog.com/i/yarm.jpg/


Banks: My husband is a diehard Portland Trail Blazer fan. The Blazers opened against the Knicks while we were in New York so we went. It was a great game. I like the NBA, but wouldn't describe myself as a huge fan. But in his day, I was a big Allen Iverson fan, I could listen to Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley all day, and of course, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that my heart goes out to Greg Oden.

Is she sitting next to Ray Felton?

 

[tlongII]

Eiizabeth Banks?

Elizabeth BanksVerified account
‏@ElizabethBanks
For Trailblazers fans, gays and the ladies who like 'em tall & dreamy - my Rudy Fernandez: http://img27.yfrog.com/i/yarm.jpg/


Banks: My husband is a diehard Portland Trail Blazer fan. The Blazers opened against the Knicks while we were in New York so we went. It was a great game. I like the NBA, but wouldn't describe myself as a huge fan. But in his day, I was a big Allen Iverson fan, I could listen to Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley all day, and of course, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that my heart goes out to Greg Oden.

Why is she sitting next to Raymond Felton?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ray Felton don't wear acid washed jeans

hoop fam

 

[BlazerWookee]

Ray Felton don't wear acid washed jeans

hoop fam

Because he only gets his legs in the right holes 40% of the time.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Ray Felton don't wear acid washed jeans

hoop fam

In 2014, nobody should be wearing acid washed jeans . . .unless you are wearing a members only jacket

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

THAT AIN'T FELTON EITHER. I GUESS WE ALL LOOK THE SAME RIGHT CRACKAZ?

 

[MickZagger]

Wifey from Wifeysworld used to always go to the games looking all nice and slutty. Also, I used to see that one Baldwin brother and Anthony Kiedis at games

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Kiedis is a L*ker fan. I can't consider anyone who likes the L*kers a true Blazer fan.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

THAT AIN'T FELTON EITHER. I GUESS WE ALL LOOK THE SAME RIGHT CRACKAZ?

yeah man, ya all are twins

 

[BlazerWookee]

Wait. It can't be Felton. He's not holding a donut...

 

[maxiep]

Seriously, no one has mentioned Peter Jacobsen?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Seriously, no one has mentioned Peter Jacobsen?

He was bigger in the 90s. We talking about now. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well, I write a column for USA TODAY and have 17 books under my belt. I also do a ton of TV and radio interviews. But truly, I am the lowest rung on the D list celebrity ladder - a minor celeb in a niche field. Alas.

If you did some simulated porn, we may add you on the list.

hoop fam

 

[santeesioux]

I had my screen name mentioned on a nba summer league broadcast once, does that count?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I had my screen name mentioned on a nba summer league broadcast once, does that count?

Yes

hoop fam

 

[riverman]

Paul Allen might fit this category